I know Im not the only person who finds themself reflexively opening and closing apps, like perusing digital window displays to feel as if Im doing something.A new game from developer Pippin Barr playfully highlights how meaningless our relationships with phones can be. Its called Its As If You Were On Your Phone, and you can play it, on your phone, right now.IAIYWOYP posits a situation in which youre just pretending to be on your phone. The site offers you intermittent orders, and actions to perform:Watch the screen.Widen your eyes and then frown.Just look at your phone.You tap circles as they pop up, swipe when asked, and occasionally are told to clean your screen.Taken all together, it creates the ideal symphony of actions that you might need to convince a neighboring restaurant table that youre not eavesdropping on them (youre on your phone).What I found most compelling, and disturbing, is how satisfying all this is. I like double-tapping a pink circle, and pressing my fingers pensively to my lips. Maybe its the play-acting, or maybe this simple feedback is genuinely all Im getting out of using my phone anyway. I am a compulsive phone-user, with very little to show for it other than almost 2,000 victories in Sawayama Solitaire.If taking orders from a clever phone game is as momentarily compelling to me as, say, scrolling Bluesky, then what the hell am I doing here?You can play Its As If You Were On Your Phone for free on your phone in browsers now.