Lobster Roll signature-less, now and forever™ Member Sep 24, 2019 40,004 You have the new Mario Party? Sick, let's check it out. Oh damn, so many options. I could be Monty Mole, Peach, Daisy, Waluigi, Spike ... you know what? I'm picking Mario. Every single atom in the universe in response: Who are you people? Are you ok? Even if it's something like Smash Bros. where there's a character moveset (and Mario's might appeal to you), it's like, you're a Mario main? God almighty, seek help. We got every character out there ready to be chosen and you're going with the one who's already the main character in like 245 games? Ugh. Notable exceptions: The Mario Baseball titles, where leaving Mario on the table when assembling your team is just giving the other team a massive player for free. Expose and explain yourselves. I need to know how you people tick.  BUNTING1243 Member Oct 25, 2017 3,284 it's a me   MasterYoshi Member Oct 27, 2017 12,108 Luigi number one Actually I'm even more boring and choose Yoshi  PlanetSmasher The Abominable Showman Member Oct 25, 2017 131,165 I almost always pick Luigi over Mario when given the choice. And in Mario Kart games I often play Yoshi or Koopa Troopa.   Berordn One Winged Slayer Member Oct 26, 2017 10,625 NoVA i used to default to koopa troopa anywhere he was an option nowdays it's toadette  Dark Knight One Winged Slayer Member Oct 25, 2017 21,177 I thought I was basic for always choosing Yoshi, but... yeah Mario mains are on another level. Vanilla motherfckers j/k  Transistor This isn't going to go the way you think Administrator Oct 25, 2017 41,026 Washington, D.C. As long as nobody picks Waluigi, then I'm fine.   Soap Member Oct 27, 2017 18,581 I go road or Yoshi. For a big character I usually go Wario   Keiriks Omicron Persei 8 Logic Member Aug 19, 2021 9,349 Reykjavík, Iceland Luigi is my first choice, then Peach, then Yoshi. Mario isn't even making that podium poor guy x   FF Seraphim Member Oct 26, 2017 16,234 Tokyo In my friend group I kinda have to pick Mario for obvious reasons.   MaNuu Member May 11, 2024 145 I didnt like Mario because he was chubby so I used to play as Luigi, Yoshi and Toad.   Bobson Dugnutt Member Oct 25, 2017 7,789 I think Mario is such the obvious choice for normies I think the meta is that you should actually pick him I pick Luigi like the filthy hipster I am. Do like me some Monty Mole too. Cheeky little fucker.  tapedeck Member Oct 28, 2017 8,282 My 3 year old daughter always chooses Mario. Say something I dare you.  Qikz Member Oct 25, 2017 13,636 Luigi or Toad for me.   Syinn Member Jun 14, 2021 606 Nope not Mario.   Nexmark Member Oct 14, 2019 106 I do it because I have the curse of sharing a name with a famous video game plumber irl 😔   Nickgia Member Dec 30, 2017 2,579 I usually pick DK now and Yoshi when I was a kid. Mario was always bland in the party / kart games but had a personality in his own games (except the 'NEW Mario Bros').   EmergencyPasta Member Aug 17, 2022 2,397 lol mario you fuckin suck   Blandalorian Member Feb 21, 2023 24 Jolly Ol’ England I always pick Mario, my wife's suggested it's because I grow up an only child and tbh I can see where she's coming from.   cw_sasuke Member Oct 27, 2017 29,770 FF Seraphim said: In my friend group I kinda have to pick Mario for obvious reasons. Click to expand... Click to shrink... Whats the reason ? lol Blandalorian said: I always pick Mario, my wife's suggested it's because I grow up an only child and tbh I can see where she's coming from. Click to expand... Click to shrink... lol   Amnixia ▲ Legend ▲ The Fallen Jan 25, 2018 11,708 Syinn said: Nope not Mario. Click to expand... Click to shrink... People get banned for posting that gif 🤣  adj_noun Avenger Oct 25, 2017 21,415 My order of preference: 1. Waluigi 2. Bowser 3. Mario So if 1 and 2 aren't available, wahooo