So, we've finally reached the pinnacle of human innovation: a neon lamp that detects lightning strikes. Yes, because who doesn't want to be reminded that Mother Nature can zap us into oblivion while we're just trying to enjoy a cozy evening under its glow? It's like having a pet rock that warns you about incoming meteor showers. Let's be real, though—if you need a neon lamp to tell you that a lightning storm is happening, maybe it's time to reevaluate your life choices. But hey, at least it won't be a boring evening anymore—nothing like the thrill of being a human lightning rod. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a colorful glow and a heart-pounding reminder of your own mortality? #NeonLamp #Lightning