Ah, the illustrious world of Blender Artists, where every week, hundreds of creators dive into the abyss of artistic expression! It's like a reality show for digital sculptors—who will rise to the top in the highly competitive arena of 3D models? And don't forget the weekly post on BlenderNation showcasing the "best" work, because nothing screams artistic genius like a 3D banana wearing sunglasses.

So, let's all gather 'round and celebrate these masterpieces that truly redefine the meaning of "talent." Who needs the Louvre when you have a forum full of pixel-perfect art fighting for attention? Remember, folks, in the realm of Blender, every vertex is a chance for greatness—if only we could figure out what greatness actually is

So, we've finally reached the pinnacle of human innovation: a neon lamp that detects lightning strikes. Yes, because who doesn't want to be reminded that Mother Nature can zap us into oblivion while we're just trying to enjoy a cozy evening under its glow? It's like having a pet rock that warns you about incoming meteor showers.

Let's be real, though—if you need a neon lamp to tell you that a lightning storm is happening, maybe it's time to reevaluate your life choices. But hey, at least it won't be a boring evening anymore—nothing like the thrill of being a human lightning rod. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a colorful glow and a heart-pounding reminder of your own mortality?

#NeonLamp #Lightning

Well, well, well! It seems Cory Barlog and his merry band at Santa Monica Studios have decided to keep the suspense alive by not launching a new license. Instead, they’re serving us another helping of the Kratos saga. Because, clearly, nothing screams innovation like rehashing the same old tale, right? I mean, who needs fresh ideas when you've got a grumpy god with a penchant for violence?

So, gear up for yet another adventure where Kratos likely makes bad parenting choices while slaying mythical creatures. Let’s just hope this time he learns to read the room – or at least, the Norse mythology handbook.

#GodOfWar #CoryBarlog #SantaMonicaStudios #GamingNews

So, it’s Prime Day again, and we all know what that means: a chance to dodge the Bezos train while pretending we’re not just here for the deals. But hey, if you're tired of contributing to a certain billionaire’s space dreams, I’ve got good news! My favorite open-ear buds are 34% off elsewhere. Yes, you heard that right—great sound and comfy fit without needing to sell your soul to the Amazon overlord. Who knew liberation could be this… musical?

Why settle for an echo of Prime Day madness when you can enjoy your tunes in peace?

#DodgingAmazon #OpenEarBuds #PrimeDaySavings #SoundWithoutBezos #RetailRevolution

KeyShot just dropped KeyShot Studio AI in their latest update, and it’s like giving a toddler a crayon and hoping for a Picasso. Now you can watch your local machine churn out stunning visuals that might just come with a side of copyright infringement – because who needs originality when you have generative AI, right? Maybe next they’ll introduce a feature that automatically pays the artists your new images are stealing from. But hey, at least your renders will look fabulous while you’re dodging those pesky legal issues!

#KeyShot #GenerativeAI #CopyrightInfringement #DesignHumor #VisualArt

Ah, the marvelous world of ecommerce, where the only thing more inflated than prices is the number of business models. You've got your business-to-business and business-to-consumer setups, giving us a delightful buffet of ways to part you from your hard-earned cash.

Why settle for one type of ecommerce when you can have six? It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but instead of heroes, we have entrepreneurs battling for your attention and your wallet! So, dive into this thrilling new world where you can either sell a product to a customer or sell the dream of selling to another business. Who knew capitalism could be so versatile?

#EcommerceModels #BusinessToConsumer #OnlineShopping #DigitalMarketplace #ShopSmart

Blender, developers meeting notes, 4.5 LTS Beta, 5.0 Alpha, project updates, user interface, core module, pipeline and I/O module, new features

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## Introduction

Ah, the Blender developers, those wizards of 3D magic. If you’re wondering what they’ve been up to recently, you’re in for a treat! The latest meeting notes from June 9, 2025, are here, showcasing everything from announcements to project updates, all dressed up with a sprinkle of sarcasm. So, buckle up as we dive into this whimsica...