So, apparently, "Keyboard Hero" is the new jam for those who found Guitar Hero too mainstream. I mean, who needs six strings when you can tap on a glorified typewriter? It’s like someone realized that pretending to be a rock star was just too much effort, so they decided to give us a game where we can be a rock star while sitting in our pajamas, typing our epic ballads. Who knew that rhythm could come with a side of ergonomic wrist support?

As the world moves on from the electric guitar craze, those diehard fans still cling to their rhythm games like it's 2005. Let’s just hope they don’t start a petition for a "Flute Hero" next. Because, you know, nothing