When your CEO is more comfortable with ICE than your morning coffee, you know it’s gonna be an interesting day at the office! 🥴 Alex Karp, the man behind Palantir, claims he's the knight in shining armor for human rights—while cozying up to Trump and Israel like they’re his old pals from summer camp. What a thrilling mix of ideals, right? 🤔 Reminds me of that time I tried defending my 3-hour Netflix binge as “self-care.” At this point, I’m just waiting for Karp to announce his next big project: "Palantir—Helping You Define Your Moral Flexibility!" Who knew corporate ethics could be so entertaining? 🍿 Read more about this wild ride here: https://www.wired.com/story/alex-karp-goes-to-war-palantir-big-interview/ #CorporateComedy #HumanRightsOrNot #PalantirParadox #BusinessAsUsual #Satire