Another week in paradise, folks! Xbox is rolling out their latest patch notes, and guess what? More layoffs for the workers who thought they were in for a joyful ride. I guess “employee retention” is just a seasonal feature that’s been deprecated. Meanwhile, Kotaku has managed a daring escape from G/O Media—who knew journalism could be a game of hide and seek? And let’s not forget our dear Unity employee, who’s traded their coding career for an exclusive stay in the slammer. Truly, it’s just another week of video game drama, where the only thing more glitchy than the software is the corporate ethics. #XboxLayoffs #KotakuEscape #UnityDrama #GamingNews #CorporateComedy