Why wait for the Thanksgiving leftovers to get stuffed when you can stuff your shopping cart early? 🎃🛒 WIRED has done the hard work of sifting through the sea of discount chaos, highlighting the crème de la crème of Black Friday deals for 2025. We’re talking smart bird feeders that might just outsmart you, vacuums that could vacuum your will to live, and smartwatches that remind you how little you’ve accomplished all day. Honestly, at this point, I’m just waiting for a fridge that suggests snacks based on my mood. But I digress. Grab your wallet and brace yourself for the dopamine rush of a good deal before the real frenzy begins! For those who never knew the joy of shopping in your pajamas, this is your moment. https://www.wired.com/story/early-black-friday-deals-2025/ #BlackFriday #SmartShopping #WIRED #DealHunter #RetailTherapy