Tired: My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard. Wired: My favorite Christmas movie is Eyes Wide Shut. You could be forgiven for finding the now-annual seasonal discourse vis vis Die Hards status as a holiday movie exhausting. What began as a funny bit of trivia has become an ice cold hot take from the "funniest" guy in the officetheres even officially licensed, branded merchandise celebrating the films Christmas bona fides! Any discussion on the topic is purely academic at this point, and I think were all ready to move on. The real question is, move on to what? Which only-technically-a-holiday-movie movie will emerge as the choice of actually... cineastes the internet over? Forgive me for suggesting that Die Hard could ever get old, but there will surely come a day when you'll want to watch a different so-called Christmas movie. Tastes and seasonal holiday celebrations may vary, but here are 28 reasonable alternatives.The Thin Man (1934) As a not-Christmas movie, The Thin Man is about as festive as they come, with much of the major action set during a boozy holiday party and a subsequent hungover Christmas morning, during which Nick and Nora, two grown adults sans children, open their presents and have the sort of laid-back good time that the day affords only to the childless. Sequels would soon introduce Nick Jr., so this is the last time the Charles family will be able to spend Christmas quite so drunk. You can rent The Thin Man from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Mix a martini and pop it on every Dec. 24. The Thin Man (1934) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video Night of the Hunter (1955) Actor Charles Laughton's sole directorial effort finds Robert Mitchum's creepy and seductive (but mostly creepy) preacher murdering his way through the local spinsters as an occupation, while also believing that he's on a righteous path. It builds to a Christmas scene, and also a lynch mob, with the strong suggestion that being able to quote from the Bible isn't even remotely the same thing as having true compassion. You can stream Night of the Hunter on MGM+ and The Criterion Channel, or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Set up a little tree on your raft as you flee down the river. Night of the Hunter (1955) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video The Apartment (1960) Set largely between Christmas and New Years Eve, Billy Wilders Best Picture-winner was wildly controversial when it was releasedand also managed to score a ton of awards, ushering in a new era in Hollywood filmmaking. Jack Lemmon plays Bud Baxter, an insurance clerk whos climbed the corporate ladder by loaning out his apartment to higher-ups to use for their extramarital affairs. In the midst of all this, a fraught affection develops between Bud and Shirley MacLaines Fran, the office buildings elevator operator, a woman whos herself been in a loveless, joyless affair with Buds boss. As is so often the holiday season in real life, the plot is as dark as it gets for each of them, until a few glimmers of seasonal spirit shine through. You can stream The Apartment on Tubi, Freevee, and Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? If the similarly grim Its a Wonderful Life can become a holiday favorite, then theres no reason The Apartment cant follow suit. (Like that movie, this one involves themes of suicide, something for viewers sensitive to that type of content to keep in mind.) The Apartment (1960) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video Trading Places (1983) Some of the language and jokes here are pretty outrageous by 21st-century standards, but it's largely forgivable in that it all feeds into the film's mocking depiction of anti-Black racismand the jokes are, depressingly, not really any less current 40+ years later. Brothers Randolph and Mortimer Duke (Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche) own a commodities brokerage firm and decide to have a bit of fun: playing god, after a fashion, with an experiment in which they will bring low the firm's managing director (Dan Aykroyd) and elevate a clever street hustler (Eddie Murphy) in his place, placing bets on the outcome. After a bit of Christmas-themed insider trading, the movie ends up as a surprisingly satisfying take on the ways in which rich old white people love to manipulate the rest of us into fighting among ourselvesand the potential for fighting back. You can rent Trading Places from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? A little more bite than you might be looking for in a holiday film, but the satire remains sharp and the conclusion is deeply satisfying. Trading Places (1983) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964) A soaring, candy-colored musical about young lovers (Catherine Deneuve and Nino Castelnuovo) separated by circumstance in the titular city. Pretty much every word is sung, in French, and with operatic zealbut without the highfalutin' style that implies. The film's climax arrives on Christmas Eve, but it's a bittersweet holiday (the movie itself takes place across a little more than a year). You can stream The Umbrellas of Cherbourg on Max, The Criterion Channel, or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? One of the most beautiful films ever made, certainly in terms of its color palette, it also offers romance that's somehow both realistic and wonderfully melodramatic. So I'm thinking yes. The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964) at Max Learn More Learn More at Max Female Trouble (1974) Christmas is kickoff for the chaos that unfolds in this twisted John Waters classic. When she fails to receive the cha-cha heels she wanted from Santa, juvenile delinquent Dawn Davenport sets off on a lifetimes worth of troublemaking. Its one of the most memorable holiday moments in movie history, and a stark lesson about the importance of giving your kids what they really want. You can rent Female Trouble on Fandango at Home, or buy it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? John Waters isnt for everyone, but for those of us who dream of cha-cha heels come Christmastime, this is 100% a movie that can be watched every year. Female Trouble (1974) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video The Green Knight (2021) What about Christmas, but in a phantasmagorically trippy, vaguely medieval world? David Lowery's adaptation of the 14th-century chivalric poem didn't entirely connect with theatrical audiences, but it's as accurate a translation of the weird, obscure rhythms of Arthurian romance as you're ever likely to come across in film. It's also absolutely gorgeous. You can stream or rent the Green Knight on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? I could easily see it becoming a holiday favorite in my house, but its languid, dreamlike quality isn't going to suit every taste. Give it time, though, and it might well grow on you. The Green Knight (2021) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video Night of the Comet (1984) During the Christmas season, in southern California of the 1980s, the Earth passes through the trail of a comet that has turned most people into dust or, if they received a little less exposure, into zombies that will eventually become dust. The upside for the teens who managed to survive is that they get the run of the city, free from parental oversight and nagging adults. Even with the zombies: almost worth it. You can stream Night of the Comet on The Roku Channel and Pluto TV.Will it become your next holiday classic? If you're entirely sick of snow, a Christmas trip to southern California might be just the thing. Even if there are zombies. Night of the Comet (1984) at Pluto TV Learn More Learn More at Pluto TV Ordinary People (1980) Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore star in this Best Picture Oscar winner about a family's collapse following the accidental death of their older teenage son. The film's pivotal scene occurs at Christmas, when the surviving sibling's resentment at his mother explodes during a family photoshoot. You can stream Ordinary People on MGM+, or rent it at Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Worth a watch, but I'm going to say nounless your family life is so devoid of trauma and drama that you feel the need to live through a tragedy vicariously. Ordinary People (1980) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video Brazil (1985) Christmas goes to hell in the dystopian but increasingly prescient sci-fi film from Terry Gilliam. A happy family watches Tiny Tim on the telly at the movie's opening, only for a clerical error to send a SWAT team dropping into their living room. We're very quickly out of "A Christmas Carol" territory and into a bureaucratic, capitalist hellscape (aka "life"). Brazil sees characters believing wild things and struggling to distinguish reality from fantasy in a world where elites control the flow of information with ease. Imagine! You can rent Brazil on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? It's probably a little on-the-nose in our present to be any kind of comfort viewing, but it's certainly worth watching at least once. Brazil (1985) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video Die Hard II (1990) Maybe youre getting bored watching the first Die Hard over and over and over again, but arent looking to stray too far from the Bruce Willis shoots up terrorists genre. Its worth remembering that Die Hard 2 is also a Christmas movieits set on Christmas Eve, two years after the first film. Unlike so many sequels, its almost as enjoyable as the first, and it really gets how terrible it is to travel for the holidays, so theres no reason not to mix things up a bit. You can stream Die Hard II on Hulu or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? It probably wont replace the first movie in your yuletide-viewing queue, but itll at least make for a pleasant (by which I mean loud) double feature. Die Hard II (1990) at Hulu Learn More Learn More at Hulu Batman Returns (1992) The holiday season in Gotham is about as weird as youd hope, with a moody penguin man running for mayor and a seductive leather mama skipping around, robbing jewelry stores and stealing hearts. As Bat-movies go, Returns offers the best blend of the campy sensibilities of old with the psychological, obsessively dark modern Caped Crusader. You can stream Batman Returns on Max, or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? The movies central Christmas tree lighting action sequence involves a woman thrown from a building, but its generally no less violent than Die Hard, and holiday themes persist throughout (mistletoe is deadly if you eat it, you know). Its probably your best bet if you aim to have a superhero holiday. Batman Returns (1992) at Max Learn More Learn More at Max Cronos (1993) Guillermo del Toro's brilliant debut sees an elderly antiques dealer and his granddaughter opening up a centuries-old archangel statue to find a scarab that transforms the man into something very like a vampire. It's set during the holiday season, but the Christmas connections are mostly thematic; death and rebirth, temptation, and potential redemption abound. You can stream Cronos on Max and The Criterion Channel or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Del Toro turns Christmas on its head and challenges orthodoxy, making it a great choice for the holiday-skeptical. All of the director's movies are highly rewatchable, so I say keep bloody vampire Christmas in your heart, this and every year. Cronos (1993) at Max Learn More Learn More at Max Star Trek Generations (1994) How better to spend Christmas than with the ninth- or 10th-best Star Trek movie? Though the series typically avoids anything to do with religion, Generations finds Captain Picard briefly trapped in the Nexus, an extra-dimensional realm that seduces you by allowing you to live out your fantasies. Picard, it seems, dreams of a large family Christmas with a vaguely old-timey milieu. The result is a bit of a spin on Its a Wonderful Life, with Jean-Luc witnessing a vision of his what his life might be like if hed never set out for the stars. You can stream Star Trek Generations on Paramount+ and MGM+ or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Its the only one on this list with anything remotely resembling a Christmas theme, but there are better Star Trek movies to watch over and over. Star Trek Generations (1994) at Paramount+ Learn More Learn More at Paramount+ The Ref (1994) Denis Leary plays a crook who winds up taking a couple (Judy Davis and Kevin Spacey) hostage when a job goes wrong; the jokes on him, because the two are at each others throats every moment. Theyre really the most bitter, hateful people imaginable, and Learys robber/hostage-taker winds up as not only the movies most likable character, but also the peacemaker, especially after the rest of the family shows up for Christmas Eve dinner. Terrible in-laws? At a holiday meal? Can you imagine? You can rent The Ref on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? It's a bit caustic to make the regular rotation, but it'll offer a palate-cleansing break from holiday schmaltz. The Ref (1994) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video Babe (1995) Babe offers a complex vision of the holiday season best summarized by the line: Christmas means carnage! At least it does for the delightful anthropomorphic animals of Hoggetts farm. On one level, its an entire movie about the title pig learning the dark secret of the season, and then doing whatever he can to charm his way out of the oven. You can stream Babe on Max or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Its delightful, but you might want to skip the ham at dinner afterwardOscar nominee James Cromwell turned vegan during filming. Babe (1995) Learn More Learn More The City of Lost Children (1995) Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caros surreal classic involves not just one, but several Santasmost of them pretty scary, honestly, but thats hardly the point. The film concerns Krank, an elderly being whose inability to dream has made him malicious and cruel; now he kidnaps children and steals their dreams to survive. The father of one of Kranks victims (Ron Perlman) joins forces with an orphan (Judith Vittet) to rescue the kidnapped children. Theres a strong overarching theme of family, found and otherwise, that cements the holiday feel. You can rent The City of Lost Children from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Its surreal and a little scary in places, but also a lovely fairy tale, with warm seasonal themes throughout. The City of Lost Children (1995) Learn More Learn More L.A. Confidential (1997) What could possibly be more festive than a movie that kicks off with a Christmas party? At this particular Bloody Christmas shindig, based on real events, a bunch of LAPD officers get drunk and beat up several (mostly Mexican-American) prisonersthe kind of thing that could definitely only happen in the past and that clearly has no present day relevance whatsoever. Bing Crosbys music is a motif throughout, though, and the entire thing set during the holiday season. Ho ho ho! You can rent L.A. Confidential from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Its as dark as Christmas movies come, but no more violent than Die Hard. L.A. Confidential (1997) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video End of Days (1999) Channelling now-quaint change-of-millennium anxieties, Arnold Schwarzenegger's team-up with director Peter Hyams (Timecop) for the story of former NYPD detective Jericho Cane (beat that for an on-the-nose character name) battling Satan (in the guise of Gabriel Byrne) during the holiday seasonand if the devils baby is born by New Years Eve, it will signal the titular end of days. Its all a little (a lot) silly, but a fun way to smooth out the wrinkles in your brain during a sleepy holiday afternoon. You can rent End of Days from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Suffused with Catholic imagery and taking place over the holidays, it could make for a fun Christmas watchthough it probably wont stand up to repeated viewings. End of Days (1999) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video Go (1999) By far the best of the post-Pulp Fiction imitators of the late 90s, Go also features the best cast (Taye Diggs, Sarah Polley, Jane Krakowski, Timothy Olyphant, etc.) and the trickiest script, telling the overlapping stories of a holiday drug deal gone wrong. Though theres not much Christmas spirit on display here (theres no learning, and none of the characters are even particularly good people), the movie reminds us frequently, and maybe a bit ironically, when this is all going downthe inclusion of a mid-movie Christmas-themed rave serving that purpose particularly well. You can stream Go on Paramount+ or rent it from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? If youre looking for an antidote to all that holiday cheer, then absolutely. (And for the thirsty, shirtless Timothy Olyphant wears a Santa hat.) Go (1999) at Paramount+ Learn More Learn More at Paramount+ Eyes Wide Shut (1999) There are an extremely limited number of dreamy, erotic mysteries that simultaneously qualify as Christmas moviesthat number might in fact be one, and its Eyes Wide Shut. Stanley Kubrick's swan song begins at a vaguely naughty, adults-only Christmas party and ends with a more conventional bit of holiday shopping with the kids. Those scenes bookend a shadowy stroll through New York in winter and a ritualistic orgy, and so the film really captures every aspect of the season. You can stream Eyes Wide Shut on Paramount+.Will it become your next holiday classic? You could do worse than to spend the holidays with Kubrick...but maybe wait for the kids to go to bed first. Eyes Wide Shut (1999) at Paramount+ Learn More Learn More at Paramount+ Cast Away (2000) The opening scenes play like a textbook version of a Hallmark/Lifetime-style Christmas movie: Tom Hanks Chuck Nowland is a workaholic who abandons Christmas dinner in order to deal with a work problem. Only his work problem is in Malaysia, setting the FedEx executive off on a date with destiny in the form of a horrific plane crash and a volleyball named Wilson. Following that aviation disaster, most of the rest of the movie takes place on a deserted island, but this all could have been avoided if you didnt go to work on Christmas! remains the overarching leitmotif. You can rent Cast Away from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Nowlands isolation could seem like a desirable fantasy amid the chaos of a family visit, though nervous air travelers might wish to avoid it altogether. Cast Away (2000) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video The Ice Harvest (2005) An entirely under-the-radar neo-noir from the late Harold Ramis, The Ice Harvestsituates its action on Christmas Eve, a time when only the most interesting people are out and about in the world. John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton play con men who just ripped off a mobster to the tune of $2 million. All they want to do is get out of town, a goal complicated by an ice storm thats closed the roads, forcing them to cool their heels while avoiding their pursuers. You can rent The Ice Harvest from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Its a pitch-perfect noir following the cascading, complex events of a harrowing Christmas Eve, so its a great contender if youre looking for something to put your personal holiday chaos in perspective. The Ice Harvest (2005) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) Maybe dont rob a toy store on Christmas? Thats about as close to a seasonal message youll get out of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, but were not necessarily here for that. The muted holiday trappings of an LA Christmas are on display, embodied (pardon the pun) in Michelle Monaghans tight-fitting Santa suit. Director Shane Black has a whole thing about setting his movies around Christmastime, so you could always pair this one with Iron Man III and settle down to dreams of holidays with Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer. This one is almost certainly Blacks best, though. You can rent Kiss Kiss Bang Bang from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? As an action alternative to Die Hard with a similarly charismatic leading man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang might be a perfect substitute. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video The Proposition (2005) Its Christmastime in the old west (1880s Australia, actually, but western movie style abounds), and theres murder in the offing. In this case, it involves a choice given to renegade Charlie Burns (Guy Pearce) by lawman Morris Stanley (Ray Winstone): Burns must either hunt down and kill his older brother, wanted for rape and murder, or his younger brother, already in custody for lesser crimes, will hang. That decision kicks off a contemplative journey through the outback, one drenched in tremendous performances and style, if nary a hint of festive greenery. You can stream The Proposition on Prime Video, Peacock, Freevee, and Tubi.Will it become your next holiday classic? It might be a bit too quiet for sleepy Christmas Day viewing, but it deserves a spot somewhere on your holiday watchlist. The Proposition (2005) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video In Bruges (2008) Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson play a pair of not-so-great hitmen lying low in the title city, as ordered by their increasingly volatile boss (Ralph Fiennes). This dark comedy is packed with smart, funny dialogue, and the almost paternal relationship between the two assassins is genuinely charming, as is the Belgian Christmastime setting. Still, it's a movie about hitmen that kicks off with the killing of a kid in a church, so the laughs are of a very particular kind. You can rent In Bruges from Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? It's definitely got a well-earned reputation as a cult classic, so I'd say there's a good chance it's one you'll want to return to. In Bruges (2008) Learn More Learn More Tangerine (2015) Two trans sex workers (Kitana Kiki Rodriguez and Mya Taylor) set out across yuletide Los Angeles, on the hunt for Rodriguezs characters cheating boyfriend/pimp. There arent a ton of queer holiday movies (unless Meet Me in St. Louis counts), and Tangerine compellingly explores a Christmas on the margins. Its set in sunny LA, so the festive trappings are mutedand for the leads, family would hardly mean group photos in cozy sweaters anywaybut its Christmas all the same. A haunting, gorgeous rendition of Toyland seals the deal. You can stream Tangerine on Netflix, Tubi, and Hulu, or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? This could be your queer Die Hard, no question. Tangerine (2015) at Hulu Learn More Learn More at Hulu Carol (2015) The chemistry between Rooney Maras Therese and Cate Blanchetts Carol is palpable from the moment their eyes meet across a crowded department storeTherese is working the Christmas rush, while Carol is a glamorous older woman going through a divorce and shopping for her daughter. Its 1952, and theirs is a love that dare not speak its name, even to one another. The women suffer for their love, but not exclusively; 'tis the season for both heartbreak and romance. You can stream Carol on Netflix and Paramount+, or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Christmas could always stand to be a little gayer, and this one is already a queer classic. Carol (2015) at Paramount+ Learn More Learn More at Paramount+ Call Me By Your Name (2017) A seasonal romance that culminates in a Hanukkah celebration, Call Me By Your Names sweaty Northern Italian setting doesnt scream winter festivitiesbut who needs snow, anyway? You just need a peach and a cozy fire in front of which to cry artfully. The ending even involves themes of perseverance and renewal, and is therefore wonderfully thematic. You can stream Call Me By Your Name on Netflix, or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? Armie Hammer's problematic persona complicates the movies reputation, but Call Me By Your Name otherwise makes for a bittersweet holiday romance. Call Me By Your Name (2017) at Prime Video Learn More Learn More at Prime Video Spencer (2021) Pablo Larran's moody and idiosyncratic biopic breaks almost all of the rules of the genre, to great effect. Kristen Stewart plays Diana, Princess of Wales, spending the Christmas holiday at the royal family's estate at Sandringham as the tabloids attack from the outside and her own in-laws eat away at her from within the palace. It's kind of like The Shining, but with too many royals subbing in for all the ghosts. You can stream Spencer on Hulu, or rent it on Prime Video.Will it become your next holiday classic? I'm not sure it's endlessly rewatchable, but the dreamy vibe is well-suited to a long winter's night. Spencer (2021) at Hulu Learn More Learn More at Hulu