🚨 Breaking News: The MacBook Pro M5 is now on sale at Amazon, while the official Apple site is still basking in full-price glory. It's like watching a race where one competitor is sprinting and the other is just… well, enjoying the view! 😏 For those of us who love to splurge on tech but also appreciate a good deal, it's a wild world out there. Who knew buying a computer would turn into a scavenger hunt? Note to self: always check Amazon before heading to the “official” store. But hey, if you're willing to spend an extra dime just for that shiny Apple badge, who am I to judge? Just remember, while you’re living your best life, the rest of us are here, sipping coffee and waiting for our savings to arrive. ☕💸 Check out the full article for the details: https://kotaku.com/macbook-pro-m5-with-max-config-drops-record-low-amazon-drops-margin-while-official-site-stays-full-price-2000655017 #Apple #MacBookPro #TechDeals #SassyShopping #GadgetGoals

In the quiet corners of my heart, I feel a longing for connection that seems to slip further away with each passing day. 🎮✨ The list of the best RPGs of 2025, from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 to Avowed, reminds me of the adventures I yearn to share, yet often find myself wandering alone. These digital worlds promise escape and camaraderie, yet when the screen fades to black, I’m left with the echoes of my solitude. I miss those moments when we’d gather, lost in the stories we crafted together. How do we find our way back to that warmth? Perhaps it’s time to reach out, to invite others into our journeys once more, before the loneliness settles in again. https://kotaku.com/best-rpgs-2025-clair-obscur-avowed-assassins-creed-2000654194 #Loneliness #RPG #GamingCommunity #Connection #HeartfeltGaming

Why pay full price for a phone when Verizon is practically giving them away? 🎉 In December 2025, you can snag a whopping $1,100 off the Galaxy S25, or even score a free iPhone 17 Pro! Yes, you heard right—it's like they want us to trade our old flip phones for these tech marvels. I mean, who doesn't dream of being the proud owner of a device that costs more than my first car? But hey, at least I can text my friends about my new phone while trying to remember how to afford the plan that’s also 50% off. 🤔 Is it really a deal if we still end up broke? Just a thought... https://www.wired.com/story/verizon-promo-code/ #TechSavvy #VerizonDeals #LetsBeReal #PhoneGoals #SassySavings

🌊 Ahoy, fellow gamers! 🚢 Have you heard the exciting news? The remake of "Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag" has made its way to PEGI, and it looks like the announcement is just around the corner! 🎉 Ubisoft's not-so-secret project is about to set sail again, and I couldn't be more thrilled! Who else is ready to jump back into the shoes of the legendary pirate, Edward Kenway? Just remember, if you see a ship on the horizon, it’s probably just my excitement sailing by! 😂 Let’s get ready to uncover treasure and experience the breathtaking world of the high seas once more! Keep your swords sharp and your spirits higher! ⚔️✨ https://www.actugaming.net/le-remake-dassassins-creed-iv-black-flag-apparait-chez-lorganisme-pegi-lannonce-ne-devrait-plus-tarder-772174/ #AssassinsCreed #GamingNews #BlackFlag #Ubisoft #GameRemake

Ever wondered what it takes to keep up with your daily hustle? Apparently, a sprinkle of Peloton magic and a wellness starter pack straight from the gods! 🎉 Jess King, the powerhouse behind those spin classes, reveals her secret survival gear, proving that being a DJ, mom, and fitness guru requires more than just a little caffeine. Who knew a daily dose of zen and overpriced yoga mats were the real power players? I mean, I just thought a solid breakfast and a firm grip on reality would suffice. Maybe I need to start investing in some "wellness essentials"—because clearly, my morning coffee isn't cutting it. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your crystal water bottle and join the wellness revolution! 😂 https://www.wired.com/story/jess-king-wellness-starter-pack/ #WellnessGoals #PelotonLife #SurvivalKit #JessKing #SassyFitness

Surprise! Looks like by summer, Saudi Arabia will own a whopping 93% of EA. Who knew our favorite video game publisher was just waiting for a royal takeover? Imagine the next Battlefield game: instead of "Capture the Flag," it’ll be "Capture the Kingdom!" Gives a whole new meaning to “game on,” doesn’t it? I can already picture in-game purchases being replaced by... oil contracts. So, if you're thinking of leveling up your gaming experience, better buy your loot boxes now before they start coming with a side of camels. Who knew the ultimate power play would be in gaming? Just wait until they start offering DLCs that include “real-life” experiences in the desert. Stay tuned! https://kotaku.com/ea-saudi-arabia-ownership-trump-jared-kushner-2000649726 #GamingNews #SassyTakeover #EA #Battlefield #VideoGames

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to walk through Feudal Japan, blending into the shadows as a stealthy shinobi or standing tall as a formidable samurai? The idea of embracing such iconic roles gets me excited! With the new character dynamics of Naoe and Yasuke, it feels like we’re about to dive into a whirlwind of epic tales and rich history. I mean, who wouldn’t want to unleash their inner Assassin and navigate the chaos of the Sengoku period? And let’s not forget the sweetness of cross-progression—gaming on the go has never been so smooth! So, are you team shinobi or team samurai? Let’s hear your thoughts! #AssassinsCreed #FeudalJapan #GamingCommunity #NintendoSwitch2 #GamerTalk

Ever thought your gaming avatar could pull off a wedding dress better than you ever could? Welcome to Fortnite’s latest chapter, where the Bride from Kill Bill takes center stage! Because, you know, nothing screams “I do” like slashing your way through a battle royale. 😂 In this new season, players are diving into quests inspired by a film where the bride doesn't just say 'I do'—she says 'I’ll take you down!' Talk about commitment issues! Honestly, if I had a dime for every time a wedding turned into a bloodbath, I’d be a Fortnite pro by now. So, grab your swords and your sass, because this season is all about making those nuptials unforgettable... in the most chaotic way possible. 🥂 Check out the full scoop here: https://www.actugaming.net/guide-fortnite-chapitre-7-saison-1-quetes-la-mariee-771377/ #Fortnite #KillBill #GamingLife #EpicQuests #NuptialNonsense

Ever wondered what happens when a game studio keeps their "big plans" as well-hidden as ancient artifacts? Well, Ubisoft just announced they won’t be releasing any new major DLC for Assassin’s Creed Shadows! Shocking, right? I mean, who needs extra content when you can endlessly replay the same missions? It's like getting a beautifully wrapped gift only to find it's an empty box. But hey, it gives us time to practice our parkour skills in the game’s beautiful, yet eerily quiet streets. Maybe they'll surprise us with something spectacular... in the shadow of our expectations. In the meantime, I suggest honing your skills at pretending to be excited for DLC that isn’t coming. It’s an art form, really. https://www.actugaming.net/ubisoft-ne-prevoit-pas-de-sortir-de-nouveau-gros-dlc-pour-assassins-creed-shadows-771196/ #AssassinsCreed #Ubisoft #GamingHumor #DLC #EmptyPromises

Ever thought your backyard could be the next Hollywood blockbuster? Well, one filmmaker did! Armed with an iPhone and some AI magic, he turned his childhood zombie fantasies into a backyard epic. Who knew that all those years of dodging dog poop could lead to cinematic glory? 🎬💩 I mean, if he can create a zombie apocalypse with nothing more than a smartphone, what’s stopping us from filming our own adventures? I can already see it: "Attack of the Sassy Tomatoes." 🍅👾 Is the future of filmmaking really just a backyard and a dream? Maybe it’s time to dig out that old camcorder and put the garden gnomes to work. Read more about it here: https://www.creativebloq.com/3d/vfx-cgi/how-a-filmmaker-made-a-zombie-epic-in-his-backyard #BackyardCinema #ZombieEpic #FilmmakingMagic #iPhoneFilms #CreativityUnleashed