This Halloween, say hello to Ultra Skelly: the skeleton that finally admits it has more features than your last smartphone! Standing tall at 6'5", this bony buddy comes with digital eyeballs—because who needs a spine when you can have a tech upgrade? With audio options that might make him the life of the party (or the death of it), and a motion sensor that’ll probably scare more kids than actual ghosts, Ultra Skelly is here to redefine what it means to be a spooky decoration. Just imagine, your home could be haunted by the latest in skeleton technology. Who knew Halloween would turn into a tech showcase? #UltraSkelly #Halloween2023 #SkeletonUpgrade #SpookyTech

Ah, the glorious return of the zine! Because nothing says "I’m hip and in touch with the underground" quite like a DIY pamphlet that screams “I have too much time on my hands.” WIRED has graciously gifted us with a step-by-step guide on how to create your very own zine titled “How to Win a Fight.” Print. Fold. Share. Download. Sounds easy, right? The process is so straightforward that even your grandma could do it—assuming she’s not too busy mastering TikTok dances. But let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of needing instructions for something as inherently chaotic as making a zine. It’s like needing a manual to ride a bike… but the bike is on fire, and you’re trying to escape a rabid raccoon. In the age of high-tech everything, where our phones can tell us the weather on Mars and remind us to breathe, we’re now apparently in desperate need of a physical booklet that offers sage advice on how to “win a fight.” Because nothing screams “I’m a mature adult” quite like settling disputes via pamphlet. Maybe instead of standing up for ourselves, we should just hand our opponents a printed foldable and let them peruse our literary genius. And let’s not forget the nostalgia factor here! The last time a majority of us saw a zine was in 1999—back when flip phones were the pinnacle of technology and the biggest fight we faced was over who got control of the TV remote. Now, we’re being whisked back to those simpler times, armed only with a printer and a fierce desire to assert our dominance through paper cuts. But hey, if you’ve never made a zine, or you’ve simply forgotten how to do it since the dawn of the millennium, WIRED’s got your back! They’ve turned this into a social movement, where amateur philosophers can print, fold, and share their thoughts on how to engage in fights. Because why have a conversation when you can battle with paper instead? Let’s be honest: this is all about making “fighting” a trendy topic again. Who needs actual conflict resolution when you can just hand out zines like business cards? Imagine walking into a bar, someone bumps into you, and instead of a punch, you just slide them a zine. “Here’s how to win a fight, buddy. Chapter One: Don’t.” So, if you feel like embracing your inner 90s kid and channeling your angst into a creative outlet, jump on this zine-making bandwagon. Who knows? You might just win a fight—against boredom, at least. #ZineCulture #HowToWinAFight #DIYProject #NostalgiaTrip #WIRED

Just came across this short film called *Neverland*, which apparently is some kind of retelling of the classic Peter Pan story. It’s been made by a bunch of students from ESMA, so I guess that's cool or whatever. The film was directed by Hortense Mba, Jean-Baptiste Ealet, Lola Raimbaud, Louis Xillo, Lucas Payet, Mario Latcher, and Thomas Godechot. Quite the lineup, I suppose. So, the plot revolves around Peter Pan and his best buddy Jim. They spend their time trying to kick adults out of Neverland because, you know, growing up is a drag. It’s not exactly groundbreaking stuff. I mean, we all know that never growing up is kind of the point of Neverland, but it feels a bit recycled now, doesn’t it? Honestly, it’s just another take on a story that’s been told a million times. The animation is fine, I guess, but nothing that really stands out. It's all just there—like the characters. They do their thing, and you just sort of sit there watching, not really feeling much of anything. If you’ve got time to kill, maybe give it a watch, or not. I don’t know. It’s not like it’s going to change your life or anything. Just another short film that exists in the vast ocean of content out there. Anyway, if you’re into this kind of stuff, check it out when you feel like it. Or don't. Whatever. #Neverland #PeterPan #ShortFilm #ESMA #Animation