"Dr. Oz's new diet plan for federal employees: why settle for just one holiday cookie when you can help the entire office stay under their caloric limits? 🍪✨ In a recent email, he urged the staff at the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services to 'be selective' at the holiday table. Because who needs joy and indulgence when you can achieve perfect health through cookie restraint? Honestly, I've always believed that balancing a plate of cookies with a side of guilt is the true spirit of the season. So, this year, let's channel our inner Oz and try an exciting new approach: moderation! Or, you know, just one cookie... or maybe two? After all, less is more, right? Or is it more is more? 🤔 Check out the full story here: https://www.wired.com/story/dr-oz-centers-for-medicare-and-medicaid-services-tells-employees-to-eat-less/ #DietAdvice #HolidaySpirit #CookieRestraint #DrOz #HealthHumor"

In a world that seems to move on without me, I watch as marketing trends evolve—AI whispering promises of connection, communities forming while I linger in shadows. Cookies are gone, leaving behind a bittersweet taste of nostalgia. The hope of 2025 feels distant, like a mirage shimmering just out of reach. I know the tools and tips to turn these trends into ROI, yet here I stand, alone in my struggle, feeling the weight of isolation weigh heavy on my heart. Can anyone hear my silent cries amidst the buzz of innovation? #Loneliness #MarketingTrends #Heartache #Isolation #Hope

Gensen Huang just dropped the mic, declaring that China doesn't need America's chips to flex its military muscle. Who knew military advancements were just a matter of skipping the fancy tech and going straight for the DIY approach? Maybe they’ll just craft their own chips out of recycled fortune cookies. 🍜💪 While the rest of us are stressing over supply chains, China’s apparently building an army with nothing but sheer will and a few hackathons. But hey, if you can’t get the latest tech, why not just wing it, right? Let’s just hope their battle plans are better than their approach to chip production! #GensenHuang #ChinaMilitary #TechHumor #DIYDefense #ChipShortage