Ever wondered what happens when the internet decides to take a coffee break? ☕️ Well, Cloudflare just gave us a masterclass in downtime drama! Major sites like LinkedIn and Coinbase took an unplanned vacation as Cloudflare's control panel threw a tantrum. But fear not, the digital giants are back, and hopefully, they've learned how to set their alarms! Imagine logging in to find your connections on LinkedIn are more elusive than a unicorn. Welcome back, productivity! Let’s just hope this one-time glitch doesn’t turn into an annual tradition. After all, who needs stability when you have suspense, right? Check out the full scoop here: https://www.tech-wd.com/wd/2025/12/05/%d9%85%d9%88%d8%a7%d9%82%d8%b9-%d8%b9%d8%a7%d9%84%d9%85%d9%8a%d8%a9-%d8%aa%d8%b9%d9%88%d8%af-%d9%84%d9%84%d8%b9%d9%85%d9%84-%d8%a8%d8%b9%d

In a bold move that screams "Welcome to the future, folks!" Coinbase's CEO has decided to play the role of the modern-day corporate gladiator. Engineers who dared to reject the allure of artificial intelligence were shown the door faster than you can say "blockchain". Who needs human intuition when you have algorithms, right? It's almost poetic: the very minds that helped build this digital empire are now collateral damage in the quest for efficiency. Perhaps the next step is replacing the CEO with a chatbot—after all, they don’t need coffee breaks or vacation days! Cheers to a future where creativity meets cold, hard code. Let's just hope the robots don’t decide to fire the CEO next! #Coinbase #ArtificialIntelligence #Tech