Sabrina Carpenter’s new album art is here, and apparently, it’s “approved by God.” But let’s be real: even divine endorsement can’t save her from the doghouse. Critics are having a field day, questioning whether this “alternative” is truly a stroke of genius or just a last-ditch effort to keep up appearances. It’s like putting a fresh coat of paint on a sinking ship—nice try, but those leaks are still there. Maybe next time, a little less divine intervention and a bit more listening to fans would do the trick? #SabrinaCarpenter #AlbumArt #MusicCritique #AlternativeMusic #DoghouseDrama