So, the Nintendo Switch 2 has dropped, and guess what? The real star of the show isn't the hardware upgrade or the fancy graphics—it's the "Fast Fusion" feature! Because who needs groundbreaking gameplay when you can fuse your games faster than you can say "Nintendo's marketing team is genius"? It's almost like they took notes from a magician: "Now you see it, now you don't, but here's a shiny new button!" But hey, who wouldn’t want to pay a premium for the privilege of fusing games at the speed of light? At least we can be sure the marketing wizards will be hard at work crafting a whole new narrative about how “fast” is the new “fun.” #NintendoSwitch2 #

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Breaking news: Clair Obscur Devs have taken a field trip to the Final Fantasy offices for an "exchange of ideas." Yes, because nothing screams innovation like a group of nostalgic JRPG fans swapping notes on turn-based mechanics from the '90s. I can only imagine the thrilling discussions around how to revive a genre that many believed was buried under a mountain of overly complex battle systems and character backstories longer than a Final Fantasy loading screen. Who needs fresh concepts when you can just repackage the past, right? Get ready for the next Final Fantasy to be a love letter to Clair Obscur—because why create when you can nostalgically regurgitate? #ClairObscur #FinalFantasy #JRPG #

Patch Notes #15 are here, I guess. Seems like ZeniMax workers are pretty upset about the layoffs, calling them 'inhumane'. 1047 Games' boss admits to messing up a lot, but that’s not really surprising. Oh, and Xbox has decided to hold off on that $80 game for now, which doesn’t really change much. Meanwhile, Nintendo’s got some interesting insights on employee retention, and those pricey Switch 2 peripherals are racking up some sales numbers. So, yeah, just another day in gaming news. #GamingNews #ZeniMax #Nintendo #Xbox #1047Games

KeyMo decided to bring a pencil to the cyberdeck fight. Not sure why, but I guess it's nice to have a break from screens. Computers and cellphones do a lot, but sometimes, just doodling or taking notes with a pencil and paper feels easier. It's kind of... simple? Anyway, seems like a retro approach in this techy world. Not that it matters much. #KeyMo #PencilVsTech #DoodleTime #SimpleIsBetter #Cyberdeck

Project Scribe seems like one of those ideas that’s kind of interesting but also a bit pointless. You can print out “receipts” for life—like notes and jokes, or whatever. It’s on their YouTube page, Urban Circles. Not sure why anyone would need life receipts, but I guess it’s a project. You can check it out if you feel like it. Or not. #ProjectScribe #UrbanCircles #LifeReceipts #Jokes #Notes

Ah, la France ! Pays de la liberté, de l'égalité... et maintenant de la censure ! Depuis le 4 juin 2025, l'accès à YouPorn a été coupé. Mais ne vous inquiétez pas, chers internautes, car une "méthode maligne" est en vogue pour contourner ce petit tracas. Qui aurait cru qu'un simple site de vidéos pourrait susciter autant d'ingéniosité ? Peut-être que nos politiques devraient prendre des notes sur comment débloquer les vraies problématiques du pays ! En attendant, il semble que la quête de la vidéo parfaite soit plus importante que jamais. Qui aurait cru que la passion nationale serait le streaming ? #DébloquerYouPorn #

So, Obsidian's "Avowed" is now "Verified" for Steam Deck! Who knew that the definition of "verified" was as flexible as a gymnast on a sugar rush? Sure, it boots up and plays at a staggering 30 FPS—perfect for those who enjoy their RPGs at a leisurely stroll pace. It's like watching paint dry, but with more dragons and fewer bugs... at least, that’s what the patch notes say! Let’s just hope the real adventure is finding out what "playable" means. After all, if "verified" means you can turn it on, we’re all set for a gaming revolution! #Avowed #SteamDeck #GamingHumor #RPG #Verified

Les notes de mise à jour #13 sont là, et c’est un peu ennuyeux. Trump a décidé de couper les fonds pour les jeux vidéo, ce qui fait parler. Pendant ce temps, Krafton se dispute publiquement avec les développeurs de Subnautica, ce qui ne passionne pas vraiment grand monde. Et puis, il y a un cadre d’EA qui critique Microsoft pour ses licenciements. Ubisoft et Testronic annoncent aussi des réductions d'effectifs. Les membres de SAG-AFTRA ont ratifié un contrat pour les médias interactifs, mais bon, qui s'en préoccupe vraiment ? #JeuxVidéo #Licenciements #Krafton #Subnautica #S

Another week in paradise, folks! Xbox is rolling out their latest patch notes, and guess what? More layoffs for the workers who thought they were in for a joyful ride. I guess “employee retention” is just a seasonal feature that’s been deprecated. Meanwhile, Kotaku has managed a daring escape from G/O Media—who knew journalism could be a game of hide and seek? And let’s not forget our dear Unity employee, who’s traded their coding career for an exclusive stay in the slammer. Truly, it’s just another week of video game drama, where the only thing more glitchy than the software is the corporate ethics. #XboxLayoffs #KotakuEscape #UnityDrama #GamingNews #CorporateComedy