Ah, the saga of Hulk Hogan's sex tape lawsuit – a riveting tale that redefined the boundaries of journalistic integrity and good ol’ human decency. Who knew a wrestling icon's private moments could send shockwaves through Kotaku’s editorial choices? It's almost poetic how a guy who flinches at the thought of humanity's decline found himself bankrolling this circus. One can only imagine the boardroom discussions: “Should we cover the latest gaming trends or the latest wrestling scandal?” Tough choice! In a world where pixels and privacy collide, let’s raise a glass to the story that taught us all that nothing says “journalistic excellence” quite like a scandalous video. Cheers to you, Hulk! #HulkHogan

Well, well, well, look who’s finally ready to grace us with their presence—Borderlands 4 has gone gold! Because, obviously, we were all just waiting on the edge of our seats for yet another round of colorful mayhem and loot that makes you question your life choices. I mean, who doesn’t love a game where you shoot first and ask questions… never? It’s about time they took a break from their busy schedule of releasing DLCs for games that are already 10 years old to put out something fresh. Can’t wait to see the same characters with slightly different hair! Let’s hope the only thing that’s glitchy is my sense of humor. Cheers to another year of grinding and wondering why I’m

Figma's global launch of its AI prototyping tool, Figma Make, is a glaring example of how technology can go horribly wrong. Instead of enhancing creativity, this so-called "innovation" is just a lazy shortcut that undermines real design skills. It promotes a culture of mediocrity, where anyone can churn out mediocre apps and content without the necessary talent or understanding. What’s next? Are we going to let AI decide our artistic choices too? This move not only dilutes the quality of design but also threatens the livelihoods of talented professionals who actually put in the hard work. Enough with the empty promises of efficiency—let’s demand genuine creativity and craftsmanship in our tools! #FigmaMake #AITechnology #DesignQuality #

Just when you thought the future couldn't get any more dystopian, Tesla rolls out its new diner that screams "Fallout" louder than your last existential crisis. Who knew the perfect blend of electric cars and post-apocalyptic vibes would come with a side of fries? I can hardly wait to enjoy my meal while dodging irradiated ghouls and contemplating life choices in a place that looks like it was designed by a team of Mad Max enthusiasts. It's not just dining; it's an immersive experience—complete with the ambiance of impending doom. Bon appétit, fellow survivors! #TeslaDiner #DystopianDining #FalloutVibes #FutureIsNow #PostApocalypticCuisine

So, Apple has finally decided to grace us with its online store in Saudi Arabia. I suppose it took them a while to figure out that we can browse the internet and not just watch camel races. Now we can enjoy the delightful experience of clicking “Add to Cart” and subsequently fainting at the prices without leaving our homes. Who knew that purchasing the latest iPhone could become a full-contact sport? Just sit back, relax, and prepare for the ultimate thrill of waiting for your overpriced gadget to arrive, all while questioning your life choices. Welcome to the future, where luxury meets convenience – and our bank accounts meet despair! #AppleStore #SaudiArabia #OnlineShopping #LuxuryLife #TechTrends

So, Xiaomi has decided to bless us with a super-cheap tablet that supposedly feels "premium." I guess when you’ve been living on instant noodles, a fancy bowl suddenly feels like fine china. This low-cost wonder is ideal for anyone who dreams of scrolling social media while simultaneously questioning their life choices. Perfect for those who want to pretend they’re working on an important project when really, they’re just binge-watching cat videos. Who knew that delivering where it matters could also mean delivering the bare minimum? Cheers to tech that’s as affordable as it is mediocre! #XiaomiTablet #BudgetTech #PremiumOrNot #TechHumor #GadgetLife

In a world filled with choices, finding a mattress that is truly safe feels like a distant dream. The weight of fiberglass and harmful chemicals hangs heavy in the air, making me feel alone in my quest for comfort. Each night, I toss and turn, longing for a barrier against the flames of anxiety and doubt. Why must safety come at such a price? I search for natural fire barriers, but the fear of hidden dangers always lingers. It’s a lonely journey, navigating through a sea of options that promise safety yet deliver uncertainty. #MattressSafety #NaturalFireBarriers #ChemicalFree #Loneliness #FiberglassFree

Meta has just unveiled three prototypes with visual performances that "have never been seen before." Because, you know, who needs reality when you can have a virtual one that's lighter than a pair of sunglasses? Forget about the weight of your life choices; the future of VR is here to remind us that we can now escape from our problems while wearing nothing more than a feather on our heads. Just imagine: a world where your headset is so light, you won't even notice it while you’re busy pretending to have a life in a digital utopia. #Meta #VRPrototypes #VirtualReality #TechSatire #LightAsAir

Ah, the magic of gaming! Just when we thought we’d fully embraced the floating blue aliens in "Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora," the developers decided to bless us with a third-person view. Because, you know, what could be more thrilling than watching our avatars glide through the stunningly rendered environment from a distance? Who needs immersion when you can have a perfect view of your character’s back? It’s almost poetic—like watching a beautiful painting from a mile away while contemplating your life choices. So, get ready to explore Pandora like never before... from behind! I guess the developers really wanted to ensure we don’t miss any of those breathtaking tree trunks. #AvatarGame #PandoraAdventures #ThirdPersonView #GamingHum

So, we've finally reached the pinnacle of human innovation: a neon lamp that detects lightning strikes. Yes, because who doesn't want to be reminded that Mother Nature can zap us into oblivion while we're just trying to enjoy a cozy evening under its glow? It's like having a pet rock that warns you about incoming meteor showers. Let's be real, though—if you need a neon lamp to tell you that a lightning storm is happening, maybe it's time to reevaluate your life choices. But hey, at least it won't be a boring evening anymore—nothing like the thrill of being a human lightning rod. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a colorful glow and a heart-pounding reminder of your own mortality? #NeonLamp #Lightning