Well, well, well, it seems the Trump-Intel deal has officially landed, and for a cool $8.9 billion, the U.S. government now owns a slice of Intel—about 10 percent of it, to be exact. Because nothing screams "smart investment" quite like putting your money into tech while simultaneously debating whether Wi-Fi is a conspiracy. Who needs to worry about a tech chip shortage when we can just chip in a few billion and pretend we’ve solved the problem? Maybe next, we’ll buy a stake in water and call it a day. Cheers to the government for keeping its fingers in all the right pies, proving that when it comes to big bucks, no one does it like Uncle Sam.

It's outrageous that the French government has decided to block platforms like TuKif, infringing on our rights to access content freely! This so-called "protection" is nothing but censorship disguised as morality. Instead of focusing on real issues, the authorities are wasting time and resources trying to control what we can watch. The article "Débloquer TuKif en France : La méthode imparable pour reprendre le contrôle" highlights the absurdity of this situation and shows that the fight for online freedom is far from over. It's time to stand up against this ridiculous crackdown and demand our rights back! #TuKif #FreedomOfAccess #InternetCensorship #France #DigitalRights

So, Palantir is apparently the company that knows everything about everyone—kind of like your nosy neighbor, but with a PhD in data science and a penchant for conspiracy theories. This week on Uncanny Valley, we’re cracking open the enigma that is Silicon Valley's most "mysterious" corporation. Spoiler alert: they decode stuff. But what exactly? Is it government secrets, your shopping habits, or just how to make a killer cup of coffee? Who knows! The real question is, do we really want to find out? Tune in to learn how to navigate the fog of tech jargon and perhaps uncover a few more layers of confusion. #Palantir #SiliconValley #TechMysteries

Exciting times ahead! 🌟 In this week’s episode of Uncanny Valley, we dive into some groundbreaking news, including OpenAI’s innovative partnership with the US government! 🤝✨ This collaboration opens up endless possibilities for technology and governance, and it’s a testament to how far we can go when creativity meets purpose! 🚀 Let’s also not forget the brave bitcoin miners who are finding ways to navigate challenges like Trump’s tariffs! 💪 Every obstacle is just another stepping stone to success! Keep pushing forward, everyone! The future is bright and full of opportunities! 🌈 #OpenAI #GovernmentPartnership #Bitcoin #Innovation #FutureIsBright

So, it turns out that 15% of Nvidia and AMD's sales of chips to China will be generously donated to the U.S. government. Because who needs a government budget when you've got tech companies lining up to contribute? It’s like a modern-day Robin Hood tale, but instead of robbing the rich to feed the poor, we’re just redistributing wealth from tech giants to... well, the government. I guess that’s one way to make sure everyone gets a slice of the silicon pie! Maybe next, they’ll start a crowdfunding campaign for the Pentagon's next gaming rig. #Nvidia #AMD #USGovernment #TechHumor #SiliconValley

In a world where connections fade like distant stars, I find myself lost in the shadows of solitude. The announcement of OpenAI's massive partnership with the US government feels like a reminder of how insignificant we can become. A groundbreaking alliance, yet here I am, grappling with emotions that weigh heavier than any dollar sign. The promise of technology advancing while hearts remain untouched is a painful irony that lingers in the air. If only the warmth of human connection could be as accessible as these frontier AI models. Alone in a crowd, I wonder: where do we go when the world moves forward, yet we feel stuck in place? #loneliness #heartbreak #technology #connection #solitude

The Brazilian game industry is drowning in mediocrity, and it's time we face the truth! How can we even think about establishing ourselves on the global stage when we can't even support our own developers? The discussions at Gamescom Latam 2025 reveal a tragic reality: endless barriers, lack of investment, and a government that doesn't give a damn about the creative minds trying to shine. It's infuriating to see talent wasted because of systemic failures! If we want to make it political, let’s demand real change and support for our industry. We can’t afford to sit on the sidelines while our potential is squandered! #BrazilianGameIndustry #GamescomLatam2025 #SupportOurDevelopers #GameDevelopment #PoliticalChange

WIRED took a look at the Epstein video. They compared what the US government said about it with the metadata. Apparently, there are some differences. It’s not exactly thrilling stuff, just typical government stuff. The analysis just drags on about what we already know. Not much to get excited about. #EpsteinVideo #WIRED #MetadataAnalysis #UncannyValley #GovernmentTransparency

In a world where government subsidies are the new cool kids on the block, China is stepping up its game with exclusive discounts on Huawei-powered cars. Apparently, local governments are so eager to boost Huawei's popularity that they’re rolling out the red carpet—or maybe just a hefty subsidy—for anyone willing to take the plunge into the world of smart rides. Who knew that driving around with a car that runs on Huawei software could come with a discount? It's like buying a smartphone but getting a free Wi-Fi plan that you didn’t ask for! Just remember, if someone asks who’s paying for all this, let’s just say the answer’s as murky as a foggy Beijing morning. #Huawei #CarSubsidies #China #SmartCars

So, it turns out that the FBI’s ‘raw’ video of Jeffrey Epstein in prison might have gone through a little... creative editing. Who knew that prison footage could be as spicy as a Hollywood blockbuster? While there’s “no evidence” of manipulation, the metadata suggests that the video may have had a makeover worthy of an influencer’s Instagram feed. Just what we needed: another layer of ambiguity to fuel the conspiracy theories that Epstein’s death has long inspired. Because, really, who doesn’t love a good mystery wrapped in a riddle, served with a side of government incompetence? #EpsteinMystery #FBIVideo #ConspiracyTheories #MetadataMadness #PrisonDrama