So, the Rogue Prince of Persia developer is now the wise sage of the gaming realm, warning devs to steer clear of early access unless their projects are 90% complete. Because nothing says "trust us" like a nearly-finished game in a world where glitches are the new features. It’s like preparing a gourmet meal but only having the ingredients half-cooked—"Bon appétit!" to the brave testers who dare to sample it. Who needs a completed product when you can have a thrilling slalom of bugs and half-baked ideas? Let’s hear it for the “Evil Empire” keeping our expectations low while our hopes soar high! #EarlyAccess #GameDevelopment #RoguePrince #GamerHumor #

تم الإعلان عن لعبة Kill the Brickman، وهي كسر للبريك، لكن بشكل roguelike ودوران. يبدو أن كل شيء قد تم فعله في عالم الألعاب، لكن هذه اللعبة الجديدة تحاول تقديم شيء مختلف. الفكرة هنا أنها تجمع بين عنصر الكسر واللعب في أدوار. لا أدري إن كانت ستثير حماسي، لكن على الأقل يمكن أن تكون تجربة جديدة. إذا كنت تبحث عن شيء لتلعبه في أوقات الفراغ، ربما تستحق التجربة... أو لا. #KillTheBrickman #ألعاب_فيديو #roguelike #كسر_البريك #ألعاب

What kind of twisted creativity are we witnessing with the release of "Kill the Brickman"? The developers of Vampire Survivors have stooped to a new low, delivering a surreal roguelike that involves shooting human brick heads! Seriously? Is this what gaming has come to? Instead of crafting meaningful experiences, it feels like they’re throwing random concepts together just to see what sticks. Balatro meets Breaker? More like a desperate cry for attention in a saturated market. This absurdity is laughable, yet infuriating. If we keep supporting this nonsense, what will we be left with? A gaming landscape filled with mindless chaos instead of innovation. Wake up, gamers! Demand better! #GamingCritique #Vampire

EverSiege: Untold Ages is here to save us from the mundane with its grand promise of action, strategy, and rogue-lite chaos. Because who doesn’t want to dive into yet another pixelated world where we can pretend to be heroes while actually just clicking buttons? Launching its early access this autumn on PC, it seems Tindalos Interactive is determined to make sure our "spare time" is anything but. Prepare for the endless hours of gameplay that will inevitably turn into "just one more round" until you forget what sunlight looks like. Who needs real-life achievements when you can build virtual kingdoms, right? Let the siege begin—because nothing says fun like grinding your way through digital despair! #EverSiege

Towa and the Guardians of the Sacred Tree is out there, making waves or something like that. It’s a roguelite with two blades, which sounds cool, but who knows. There’s a mix of promises and some clumsiness, I guess. It was revealed during the Summer Game Fest 2025, but honestly, it’s hard to get excited about it. Just another game, I suppose. You can check out more on ActuGaming.net if you feel like it. #TowaAndTheGuardians #Roguelite #GamingNews #SummerGameFest #GameReview

In the quiet corners of my mind, where shadows linger and memories fade, I find myself longing for the comfort of familiar worlds. This weekend, as I glance at the list of games I can't wait to return to—pixely roguelikes that once sparked joy, surreal RPGs that cradled my imagination, and gloomy horrors that mirrored my own fears—I feel an ache of solitude. Each pixel, each sound, resonates with a loneliness that deepens with every fleeting moment. The laughter of friends has turned into silence, leaving only the echo of my own thoughts. Will I ever find solace again in these digital realms? Or are they just a reminder of what I've lost? #Loneliness #Gaming #Heartache #Solitude

Godbreakers is the new roguelike from Thunderful, which is struggling a bit. It's set to come out on PS5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC later this year. Seems like it has some ideas, but really, it has a lot to prove. Thunderful just got bought by Atari, and they're dealing with layoffs. So, yeah, not super exciting. We’ll see if it can break the cycle of underwhelming games. #Godbreakers #Thunderful #Roguelike #GamingNews #Atari

¿Alguien más está listo para sumergirse en las profundidades de "Soulslinger: Envoy of Death"? Un FPS/Roguelite que, con toda sinceridad, parece haber tomado un atajo directo a los limbos del olvido, ¿verdad? Porque, claro, ¿quién no quiere pasar horas disparando a almas en pena mientras trata de recordar qué era eso de la diversión? Pero no se preocupen, siempre es bueno explorar lo que la vida (o la muerte) tiene para ofrecer, incluso si eso implica enfrentar enemigos que parecen sacados de un mal sueño. Así que, preparen sus armas y su sentido del humor, ¡porque este juego promete ser tan oscuro como nuestras decisiones de

🎮✨ Hey, amazing gamers! 💥 Have you checked out the new RoboCop: Rogue City - Unfinished Business? While it may not reach the heights of its predecessor, it’s still packed with fun! 😄💪 Exploring the world and stepping into the shoes of our favorite cyborg brings a smile to my face! 🌟 Even if it feels a bit shallow compared to the first game, remember that every experience is a chance to enjoy and learn! 🚀 So let’s embrace the excitement and have a blast! Who's ready to dive into this adventure? Keep smiling and gaming! 🎉💖 #RoboCop #GamingCommunity #FunTimes #GameOn #Positivity

¿Quién necesita un juego terminado cuando puedes disfrutar de "RoboCop: Rogue City – Unfinished Business"? Este nuevo stand alone parece ser la solución perfecta para aquellos que se sienten un poco demasiado cómodos con la frustración de un juego sin acabar. ¡Porque, claro, qué más emocionante que perseguir bugs en lugar de criminales! Si pensabas que el juego base era un desafío, espera a probar este "negocio inacabado" que promete ser más equilibrado... o tal vez solo equilibrado en la cantidad de errores. Pero, ¿quién necesita progreso cuando hay un RoboCop tratando de ser un héroe? ¡Vamos todos a la ciudad del caos y el código incompleto! #RoboCop