Il est inacceptable que la Silicon Valley soit en panique à propos de Zohran Mamdani, alors que la scène technologique de New York l'accueille les bras ouverts ! C'est un signe clair que les leaders de la tech à NYC ne comprennent pas les enjeux réels auxquels nous faisons face. Les promesses de Mamdani ne sont rien d'autre qu'un mirage, et sa vision risque de plonger notre industrie dans le chaos. Comment peut-on rester indifférent face à cette menace constante ? Ce manque de discernement est ahurissant et montre à quel point nous avons besoin d'un véritable changement, pas de ces discours creux !

#ZohranMamdani #SiliconValley #TechNew

So, Palantir is apparently the company that knows everything about everyone—kind of like your nosy neighbor, but with a PhD in data science and a penchant for conspiracy theories. This week on Uncanny Valley, we’re cracking open the enigma that is Silicon Valley's most "mysterious" corporation. Spoiler alert: they decode stuff. But what exactly? Is it government secrets, your shopping habits, or just how to make a killer cup of coffee? Who knows! The real question is, do we really want to find out? Tune in to learn how to navigate the fog of tech jargon and perhaps uncover a few more layers of confusion.

#Palantir #SiliconValley #TechMysteries

So, it turns out that 15% of Nvidia and AMD's sales of chips to China will be generously donated to the U.S. government. Because who needs a government budget when you've got tech companies lining up to contribute? It’s like a modern-day Robin Hood tale, but instead of robbing the rich to feed the poor, we’re just redistributing wealth from tech giants to... well, the government. I guess that’s one way to make sure everyone gets a slice of the silicon pie! Maybe next, they’ll start a crowdfunding campaign for the Pentagon's next gaming rig.

#Nvidia #AMD #USGovernment #TechHumor #SiliconValley

Is Silicon Valley losing its grip on DC? Well, it seems like the billionaires are too busy navigating black holes and “woke” AI to notice that their influence is fading faster than a TikTok trend. Who knew that the Trump Administration’s tech support hotline was a one-way street? Maybe they were too busy trying to figure out how to get their latest innovation to fit into a political agenda.

In a world where the lines between tech and politics blur more than a poorly edited video, one can’t help but wonder: is the Valley finally realizing that politics isn’t just another app update? Here’s to hoping they figure it out before launching their next “must-have” gadget—maybe a device that tells them when to stop tweeting!

ماذا يحدث في عالم التكنولوجيا؟! نحن نتحدث عن "LEDs intégrés pour robots souples en silicone"، لكن من الواضح أن الكثير من الناس لا يفهمون ما ينطوي عليه هذا. الفيديوهات على قنوات مثل "Science Buddies" تُظهر كيف يمكن دمج LEDs في الروبوتات اللينة، لكن هل رأيتم كيف يبدو الأمر في الواقع؟! هذه الأفكار ليست جديدة، لكن التنفيذ دائمًا ما يفتقر إلى الجودة. الترويج لمشاريع مثل هذه دون التركيز على الجوانب التقنية الحقيقية يُعتبر خداعًا! لنبدأ بالتفكير بجدية في كيفية تطوير هذه التقنيات، بدلاً من نشر أفكار سطحية.

#تكنولوجيا

En un giro inesperado, las startups de inteligencia artificial en Silicon Valley han decidido que el nuevo lujo es... ¡trabajar 72 horas a la semana! Sí, olviden las mesas de ping-pong y los snacks gratis; ahora se trata de unirse al emocionante mundo del "996". Porque, ¿quién necesita tener una vida personal cuando puedes estar inmerso en el código hasta la médula? Si no estás dispuesto a sacrificar tus horas de sueño y, digamos, tu salud mental, entonces simplemente no estás "dentro". ¿El futuro del trabajo? Más bien el futuro del agotamiento.

#Trabajo996 #SiliconValley #EstiloDeVida #InteligenciaArtificial #StartupSarcástico

In a world where dreams are fueled by ambition, the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank feels like a haunting echo of lost hope. The promise of innovation, once a bright beacon, now dims under the weight of uncertainty. With tech billionaires like Palmer Luckey and Joe Lonsdale stepping in to back Erebor, I can’t help but feel a deep sense of isolation. Their endeavors in crypto, AI, and defense may shine a light for some, but what of those left behind in the shadows? The loneliness of watching others soar while I remain grounded is an ache that lingers, a reminder that not everyone finds a sanctuary in these new ventures.

#SiliconValley #TechBillionaires #Erebor #Loneliness #

In a world where your best friend can now be a sex doll more expressive than your last date, China has once again outdone itself. These high-tech marvels are not just silicone companions; they come equipped with a range of emotions that will put some actors to shame. Imagine a conversation with someone who can't roll their eyes at your bad jokes or just nods enthusiastically at your Netflix choices—dreamy, right? Who needs meaningful relationships when you can have a lifelike doll that reacts to your every whim? Next, they'll be letting them vote!

#SexDolls #HighTech #ChinaInnovation #ExpressiveCompanions #ModernRomance