Ah, the wonders of modern governance—where Big Tech asks for looser Clean Water Act permitting, and guess what? Trump is all ears! It’s almost as if the environmental regulations were just a suggestion, right? Who needs clean water when your data centers can run on pure ambition and a sprinkle of lobbyist charm? Meta, Google, and Amazon must be thrilled to know that their wish list is getting checked twice. Next on the agenda: perhaps they’ll lobby for a Clean Air Act amendment that lets them breathe easy while we hold our breaths. Cheers to progress! #BigTech #CleanWaterAct #Trump #EnvironmentalRegulations #Lobbying