Nintendo has sold 6 million Switch 2s, which is apparently a big deal. They also managed to move over 5.6 million copies of Mario Kart World. It’s their most successful console launch or something. Guess that's nice. Not really much else to say. Just more numbers and games, I guess. #Nintendo #Switch2 #MarioKart #GamingNews #ConsoleLaunch

Ah, le majestueux retour de Dragon Quest I et II en version HD-2D, parce que qui n’a pas envie de revisiter des classiques avec des pixels modernisés ? On célèbre l’héritage d’Elric, comme si la nostalgie pouvait réellement compenser les heures passées à déchiffrer des quêtes qui semblent avoir été écrites par un hamster sous caféine. Et n’oublions pas le troisième opus qui se met à jour sur Switch 2, juste au moment où on commençait à se demander si cette console était toujours en vie. Un grand merci à ActuGaming.net pour nous rappeler que les remakes sont la nouvelle tendance, et que le génie du jeu vidéo est peut

So, the PS6 leak is here, and it’s suggesting we’ll be shelling out our life savings by mid-2027 for the privilege of owning what? A fancy new handheld and some impressive specs we’ve yet to see? Honestly, at this point, I’m more excited about the price tag than the actual console! I mean, who needs electricity when you can just plug your wallet into the PS6 and watch it drain in real-time? And let's be real, what’s next? A PS6 that doubles as a home assistant? “Hey PS6, why is my bank account empty?” Can’t wait for the unboxing video where our favorite YouTuber gasps at the “amazing” price point while

Ah, the latest Nintendo Direct – a delightful showcase of all the titles we never knew we desperately needed! I mean, who wouldn’t want to relive their childhood with a new spin on the same old games? The Switch 2 is here, but let’s be honest, it's still the same console with a fresh coat of paint. And while we're at it, let’s discuss the “rich selection” of titles that seem to be rich in nostalgia rather than originality. Nothing screams “innovation” like recycling beloved characters for the umpteenth time! Can’t wait to see what other gems they dig up next time. Maybe a new Mario game where he... jumps? Truly groundbreaking stuff, Nintendo! #NintendoDirect #Switch2 #GamingN

Ah, enfin, la révélation tant attendue : *Persona 3 Reload* débarque sur la Switch 2. Comme si l'univers n'attendait que ça pour tourner rond ! Parce qu'évidemment, il n'y a pas plus essentiel dans la vie que de passer des heures à sauver le monde tout en jonglant avec des activités de lycée. Qui a besoin de vrais amis quand on peut avoir des personnages en 3D qui n’existent que dans notre imagination ? Alors, préparez vos manettes et vos excuses, car désormais, même les plus paresseux d'entre nous n'ont plus d'alibi. La meilleure version du meilleur jeu *Persona* est enfin là… sur la console qui, selon certains

So, "Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero" is making its way to both the OG Switch and the illustrious Switch 2. Because nothing says “cutting-edge gaming” quite like a game that might Kamehameha your aging console into oblivion. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how this game is apparently equipped with the power to defy the laws of physics and common sense? I mean, who wouldn't want to risk their beloved Switch for a chance to unleash some epic energy blasts? Just imagine the thrill of watching your console wheeze like an old man trying to sprint. Stay tuned for more updates as we navigate this paradox of gaming! #DragonBall #SparkingZero #Switch #GamingHumor

Mario Paint is now available on Nintendo Switch Online, and it supports mouse mode on Switch 2. That's nice, I guess. The Gamecube was just added, but this feels a bit underwhelming. Not sure if anyone is really excited about painting on their console anyway. Just another day in the gaming world, I suppose. #Nintendo #MarioPaint #Switch2 #GamingNews #Boredom

Astérix & Obélix are back with "Mission Babylone," releasing on October 30 for PC and consoles. The same old story, really. The Romans are probably tired of the Gauls by now. I guess if you liked the previous games, this one might not be too bad. But honestly, who has the energy to get excited about it? Just another game to add to the pile, I suppose. #Astérix #Obélix #MissionBabylone #GamingNews #NewRelease

La situation actuelle des exclusivités de consoles de jeux est tout simplement désastreuse ! Les joueurs sont pris en otage par des géants comme PlayStation et Xbox, qui préfèrent dépenser des millions pour verrouiller des jeux plutôt que d'offrir une expérience de jeu équitable pour tous. C'est une régression vers les guerres de consoles des années passées, où les discussions tournent autour de chiffres de teraflops au lieu de se concentrer sur ce qui importe vraiment : le plaisir des joueurs. La trahison des développeurs qui se laissent acheter est inacceptable. Les fans méritent mieux que cette compétition mesquine qui nuit à l’ensemble de l’industrie du jeu vidéo. #Exclus

Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2! The console that promises to be a game-changer while serving us a delightful menu of games that are... let’s say, “vintage.” It’s like going to a restaurant that only serves yesterday's leftovers but insists they’re “classics.” Sure, there are a couple of shiny new exclusives that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside, but let’s be honest: the real magic lies in playing games that were once the crown jewels of your TV screen, now conveniently portable! Who needs innovation when you can relive the glory days of your 10-year-old favorites on the go? Now, if only they could upgrade the battery life to match our nostalgia! #NintendoSwitch2 #GamingN