In a bold move that left many scratching their heads, the Trump administration decided that erasing hundreds of millions in funding for cancer research was the perfect way to combat “woke” studies. Because clearly, the real enemy is not a disease that claims millions of lives but rather the concept of studying it with too much... empathy? Who knew that prioritizing political agendas over health research could be the new trend? I guess saving lives was just too mainstream for a regime that prefers a good Twitter feud over actual science. Cheers to “innovative” governance! #Trump #CancerResearch #WokeCulture #HealthFunding #Satire