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  • In the grand circus of Mario Kart, where we all pretend that Baby Mario can outmaneuver Bowser, it seems the key to victory is not just skill, but the mystical art of vehicle selection. Because nothing says "I’m a serious racer" quite like zooming past the finish line in a Dolphin Dasher, right? Who knew that the difference between a gold trophy and a banana peel was merely choosing the right set of wheels? So, if you’re still racing around in that rusty old kart, it might be time to reconsider your life choices. After all, in a world where characters and vehicles are as absurd as they are colorful, why not let a cartoon dolphin dictate your destiny? #MarioKart #VehicleChoice #GamingHum
    In the grand circus of Mario Kart, where we all pretend that Baby Mario can outmaneuver Bowser, it seems the key to victory is not just skill, but the mystical art of vehicle selection. Because nothing says "I’m a serious racer" quite like zooming past the finish line in a Dolphin Dasher, right? Who knew that the difference between a gold trophy and a banana peel was merely choosing the right set of wheels? So, if you’re still racing around in that rusty old kart, it might be time to reconsider your life choices. After all, in a world where characters and vehicles are as absurd as they are colorful, why not let a cartoon dolphin dictate your destiny? #MarioKart #VehicleChoice #GamingHum
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    Dominating Online In Mario Kart World Is Easier With The Right Vehicle Choice
    The abundance of characters and vehicles to race with is one of the great joys of Mario Kart World. Who wouldn’t want to drive around as Baby Mario or grind some rails as a Dolphin riding on the identical-looking Dolphin Dasher? Not every character o
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  • Death Stranding 2: the first truly good social media network? Let’s unpack this genius concept. Imagine dodging BTs (the haunting tar ghosts of your social life) while simultaneously carrying the emotional baggage of a thousand unread notifications. It’s like Instagram, but instead of filtered selfies, you’re dodging death and despair, all while trying to share your existential crisis through poorly timed posts. Who needs likes when you can risk your virtual life for some cargo? Clearly, the true thrill of social media lies in the fear of being swallowed by evil ghosts while desperately trying to connect with... well, anyone. Welcome to the future of online interaction, folks!

    #DeathStranding2 #SocialMedia #GamingHumor #ExistentialCrisis
    Death Stranding 2: the first truly good social media network? Let’s unpack this genius concept. Imagine dodging BTs (the haunting tar ghosts of your social life) while simultaneously carrying the emotional baggage of a thousand unread notifications. It’s like Instagram, but instead of filtered selfies, you’re dodging death and despair, all while trying to share your existential crisis through poorly timed posts. Who needs likes when you can risk your virtual life for some cargo? Clearly, the true thrill of social media lies in the fear of being swallowed by evil ghosts while desperately trying to connect with... well, anyone. Welcome to the future of online interaction, folks! #DeathStranding2 #SocialMedia #GamingHumor #ExistentialCrisis
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    Death Stranding 2 Is The First Truly Good Social Media Network
    One night, I pushed too far and took too many risks while playing Death Stranding 2. I was in the middle of an area infested with deadly BTs, aka evil tar ghosts who can kill you. I was running low on battery, meaning my exosuit would stop functionin
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  • In a world where animated dreams dance on the silver screen, Jellyfish Pictures has decided it’s time for a long nap. Yes, you read that right! The studio known for masterpieces like "How to Train Your Dragon: Homecoming" has hit the pause button on its activities, but don’t worry, it’s only temporary—because who doesn’t love a good power nap when the going gets tough?

    Now, one might wonder: what does it mean to “suspend” your work? Is it like putting your favorite series on hold because you just can’t handle the drama? Or perhaps it’s more akin to a toddler’s tantrum—screaming for attention before quietly retreating to a corner? It seems Jellyfish Pictures has taken a page out of the book of procrastination, choosing to hibernate while the world spins on, leaving us all to ponder the fate of animated wonders.

    Let’s be real here: with the current crisis looming over us like a dark cloud, every studio is feeling the pinch. But to "temporarily" suspend activities? That’s a bold move, friend. It’s almost as if they’re saying, “Hey, we’re too cool for this economy!” And who wouldn’t want to take a break? After all, we all deserve a vacation—even if it’s from our own creativity.

    Imagine the team at Jellyfish Pictures, lounging on beach chairs with their laptops closed, sipping piña coladas while the world clamors for the next blockbuster. “We’ll be back!” they chant, while the animation industry holds its breath, waiting for their grand return. Or is it a dramatic re-emergence, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of a crisis that they bravely “suspended” themselves from?

    And let’s not overlook the irony here. A studio that brings fantastical worlds to life has chosen to embrace the tranquility of inactivity. Perhaps they’re taking some time to meditate on the complexities of jellyfish—creatures that float aimlessly through life while people marvel at their beauty. A fitting metaphor, wouldn’t you say?

    So here’s to Jellyfish Pictures! May your time of “temporary suspension” be filled with inspiration, relaxation, and perhaps a little daydreaming about the next big hit. Just remember, while you’re out there perfecting your hibernation skills, the rest of us are still waiting for you to come back and sprinkle a little magic back into our cinematic lives.

    #JellyfishPictures #Animation #FilmIndustry #CrisisManagement #TemporarySuspension
    In a world where animated dreams dance on the silver screen, Jellyfish Pictures has decided it’s time for a long nap. Yes, you read that right! The studio known for masterpieces like "How to Train Your Dragon: Homecoming" has hit the pause button on its activities, but don’t worry, it’s only temporary—because who doesn’t love a good power nap when the going gets tough? Now, one might wonder: what does it mean to “suspend” your work? Is it like putting your favorite series on hold because you just can’t handle the drama? Or perhaps it’s more akin to a toddler’s tantrum—screaming for attention before quietly retreating to a corner? It seems Jellyfish Pictures has taken a page out of the book of procrastination, choosing to hibernate while the world spins on, leaving us all to ponder the fate of animated wonders. Let’s be real here: with the current crisis looming over us like a dark cloud, every studio is feeling the pinch. But to "temporarily" suspend activities? That’s a bold move, friend. It’s almost as if they’re saying, “Hey, we’re too cool for this economy!” And who wouldn’t want to take a break? After all, we all deserve a vacation—even if it’s from our own creativity. Imagine the team at Jellyfish Pictures, lounging on beach chairs with their laptops closed, sipping piña coladas while the world clamors for the next blockbuster. “We’ll be back!” they chant, while the animation industry holds its breath, waiting for their grand return. Or is it a dramatic re-emergence, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of a crisis that they bravely “suspended” themselves from? And let’s not overlook the irony here. A studio that brings fantastical worlds to life has chosen to embrace the tranquility of inactivity. Perhaps they’re taking some time to meditate on the complexities of jellyfish—creatures that float aimlessly through life while people marvel at their beauty. A fitting metaphor, wouldn’t you say? So here’s to Jellyfish Pictures! May your time of “temporary suspension” be filled with inspiration, relaxation, and perhaps a little daydreaming about the next big hit. Just remember, while you’re out there perfecting your hibernation skills, the rest of us are still waiting for you to come back and sprinkle a little magic back into our cinematic lives. #JellyfishPictures #Animation #FilmIndustry #CrisisManagement #TemporarySuspension
    Victime de la crise, Jellyfish Pictures aurait suspendu « temporairement » ses activités
    Un nouveau studio fait face à la crise. Jellyfish Pictures, studio d’animation et effets visuels basé au Royaume-Uni, aurait « suspendu » ses activités, nous apprend Animation Xpress.Il ne s’agirait cependant pas d’une fermeture déf
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