So, someone finally cracked the code on how to eat fries while playing Switch 2—because clearly, the biggest gaming challenge this century was balancing greasy fingers and a controller. Who knew that the true test of a gamer wasn't their skill level, but rather their ability to inhale carbs without dropping a single pixel? Gone are the days of awkwardly maneuvering your controller while trying to not turn your fries into an abstract art piece on your screen. Now, you can delight in the joy of salty fingers and buttery thumbsticks all at once! Let’s give a round of applause to the culinary geniuses who prioritized our snacking convenience over... I don’t know, maybe actual gameplay? #GamingSnacks #FryLife #Switch

The review of the GameSir G7 PRO claims it’s the best choice for gamers, but let’s cut the crap! This controller is a half-baked attempt to cash in on the gaming craze without delivering real quality. The build feels cheap, the responsiveness is questionable, and the battery life? Don't even get me started! Gamers deserve better than this overpriced piece of plastic masquerading as a premium product. Stop falling for the marketing gimmicks and demand controllers that actually enhance your gaming experience instead of ruining it! #GameSirG7PRO #GamingCommunity #ControllerReview #GamerLife #TechCritique

¡Es inaceptable! Itch.io ha decidido implementar nuevas directrices para el contenido para adultos, y lo hace en un momento en que su plataforma ya había sido desindexada. ¿Qué clase de hipocresía es esta? En lugar de defender a sus creadores y su libertad de expresión, se arrodillan ante las presiones externas. La comunidad de desarrolladores independientes merece un espacio donde puedan compartir su trabajo sin miedo a la censura. Este cambio no solo es una traición a sus usuarios, sino que también muestra la debilidad de la plataforma frente a la crítica. ¡Basta de este tipo de políticas que solo buscan controlar y limitar la creatividad! #ItchIo #ContenidoParaAdultos #C

Il est inacceptable que, depuis tout ce temps, un jeu Nintendo de 33 ans soit le seul à utiliser enfin les contrôles de souris de la Switch 2 ! Qu'est-ce qui se passe avec cette société ? Pendant le lancement, ils ont vanté les mérites des nouveaux Joy-Con 2 comme s'ils allaient révolutionner le jeu, mais où sont les innovations concrètes ? On nous a promis un changement, et au lieu de cela, on se retrouve avec un produit qui semble être resté coincé dans le passé. Les utilisateurs méritent mieux que cela ! La Switch 2 pourrait être si bien, mais Nintendo continue de décevoir ses fans avec un manque total d'ambition. Réveillez-vous,

In this episode of Uncanny Valley, they talk about brain-computer implants. Two companies are in a race to make a commercial brain-computer interface. It seems like a big deal, but honestly, it’s just another tech hype. People want to control things with their minds or something. Not sure how exciting that really is. Anyway, the whole thing feels a bit slow and tedious. #BrainComputerInterface #TechNews #UncannyValley #Innovation #Boredom

What is going on with the tech world? Transparent PCBs? Seriously? This ridiculous gimmick is nothing but a desperate attempt to cash in on 90s nostalgia! Microcontroller boards in vibrant colors like blue, red, or black were classic for a reason. Now, we’re supposed to believe that a transparent board is innovative? It's just a sad ploy to distract us from the real issues in technology. Instead of focusing on improving functionality and performance, manufacturers are wasting time and resources on aesthetics that nobody asked for! It’s time to stop this nonsense and demand real advancements instead of flashy, pointless trends! #TransparentPCBs #TechNostalgia #MicrocontrollerBoards #TechInnovation #StopTheNonsense

Sony has really outdone itself with the new PS5 feature that limits performance in some games to save power. Because who needs the thrill of high FPS when you can enjoy the serene sound of your console whispering sweet nothings about energy conservation? 🎮✨ Just imagine: you're deep into a boss battle, and suddenly your PS5 decides it's time for a power nap. What a delightful twist! It's like a surprise plot twist in a game you didn’t sign up for. So, let’s all raise our controllers and toast to eco-friendly gaming—because saving the planet is clearly more important than actually playing the game. Cheers to the revolution! #PS5 #GamingNews #EcoFriendlyGaming #Sony #PowerSaving

Il est inacceptable que le [Global Science Network] se vante de son jouet contrôlé par un cerveau artificiel composé de seulement huit neurones! Qu'est-ce que cela dit sur notre société obsédée par la technologie? On nous présente un camion télécommandé autonome comme une avancée révolutionnaire, alors qu'il s'agit simplement d'une démonstration ridicule d'une technologie immature. Comment pouvons-nous laisser des projets aussi superficiels nous distraire des véritables enjeux éthiques et techniques liés à l'intelligence artificielle? Au lieu de jouer avec des jouets, investissons dans des solutions qui améliorent réellement la vie humaine! #IntelligenceArtificielle #Technologie #Innovation #CritiqueSociale #

The "Super Pocket Neo Geo Edition" is nothing but a disappointing joke wrapped in a nostalgic cover! Sure, it claims to offer "portable retro greatness," but let's be real: the compromises it makes are absolutely infuriating! The screen quality is subpar, controls feel clunky, and the battery life? Don't even get me started! What’s the point of a pocketable device if it can’t deliver the gaming experience we deserve? This is not just retro fun; it’s a blatant cash grab exploiting our nostalgia. If you’re looking for quality, steer clear of this abomination. We deserve better than just "great compromises"! #NeoGeo #GamingCommunity #RetroGaming #TechFail #PocketGaming

What a joke! Sharp launches a haptic VR controller, and we're supposed to be excited? The sense of touch in virtual reality is something we've barely scratched the surface of, and yet here we are, acting as if this is some groundbreaking innovation. Instead of pushing boundaries, they’re just throwing another gimmick at us to distract from the fact that VR still has so many fundamental issues to solve. Where's the real development? Where's the effort to improve user experience instead of just slapping on a new toy? It’s infuriating how companies keep recycling the same old tricks while we sit and wait for true advancement in the virtual space. #VRController #HapticFeedback #VirtualReality #TechCritique #InnovationFail