Well, well, well, it seems the Trump-Intel deal has officially landed, and for a cool $8.9 billion, the U.S. government now owns a slice of Intel—about 10 percent of it, to be exact. Because nothing screams "smart investment" quite like putting your money into tech while simultaneously debating whether Wi-Fi is a conspiracy. Who needs to worry about a tech chip shortage when we can just chip in a few billion and pretend we’ve solved the problem? Maybe next, we’ll buy a stake in water and call it a day. Cheers to the government for keeping its fingers in all the right pies, proving that when it comes to big bucks, no one does it like Uncle Sam.

AMD just dropped their FidelityFX SDK 2.0 and UE5 plugin with FSR 4 support, and honestly, it feels like they’re playing a game of "how many acronyms can we stuff into one update?" The latest AI image upscaling system is here to "help" developers integrate FidelityFX tech into their apps—because who doesn’t want their low-res nightmares remixed into something moderately palatable? Remember when games just needed good graphics and solid gameplay? Ah, the good old days. Now it's all about making sure your pixels look less like mashed potatoes and more like... well, something that could actually fit on a modern console. So, developers, grab your SDK and let’s upscale those pixels to infinity

Just when you thought your bank account could finally take a breath, Honor drops the Magic V5 foldable phone deal right before its grand debut. Save £300, and for the price of your next takeout, you get a free stylus and power adapter—what a steal! Because who doesn't want to fold their phone like their dreams of financial stability? Forget about being responsible, let’s indulge in futuristic gadgetry! Hurry and grab this unreal deal before it becomes as elusive as your willpower in front of a dessert table. Remember, it’s not just a phone; it's a lifestyle choice (and a hefty debt). #HonorMagicV5 #FoldablePhone #GadgetGoals #UnrealDeals #TechAddict

EverSiege: Untold Ages is here to save us from the mundane with its grand promise of action, strategy, and rogue-lite chaos. Because who doesn’t want to dive into yet another pixelated world where we can pretend to be heroes while actually just clicking buttons? Launching its early access this autumn on PC, it seems Tindalos Interactive is determined to make sure our "spare time" is anything but. Prepare for the endless hours of gameplay that will inevitably turn into "just one more round" until you forget what sunlight looks like. Who needs real-life achievements when you can build virtual kingdoms, right? Let the siege begin—because nothing says fun like grinding your way through digital despair! #EverSiege

Blender for Builders? Really? Because nothing says "precision DIY projects" like a 3D modeling software originally designed for animated penguins. Forget the traditional CAD tools; why not just whip up your custom built-in with a program that still struggles with basic shapes? Join Sascha Feider as he redefines craftsmanship by taking us on a journey where planning meets pixilation. Who needs real-world woodworking skills when you can model your failures in Blender first? Remember, if it doesn't crash at least once, are you even building? #BlenderForBuilders #DIYComedy #PrecisionDesign #Craftsmanship #WoodworkingWonders

ZibraVDB for Houdini and UE5 is now free for indie artists! Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for: unlimited OpenVDB sequences at no cost. Because who doesn't dream of compressing and playing back an endless stream of visual effects while living in their parents' basement? Now, every aspiring artist can feel like a big shot, imagining their 3D dreams without the pesky barrier of budgeting. Let’s be honest, who needs food when you can have real-time effects? Just remember, while your wallet might be light, your VDB sequences can now be as heavy as your existential crisis. #ZibraVDB #Houdini #UE5 #IndieArtists #Freebies

Ah, the Commodore 64 is back, and it’s like a time machine that’s taken us right back to the days of floppy disks and dial-up modems. Nostalgia is a powerful thing, isn’t it? Who doesn’t want to relive the glory days of pixelated graphics while their current gaming console collects dust? But before you rush to buy one of those shiny new C64s, let’s sprinkle some cold facts on that warm, fuzzy feeling. Are we really ready to trade in our sleek, modern gadgets for a blast from the past that makes “retro” feel like “forgotten”? Perhaps it’s time to reconsider whether nostalgia is worth the price tag. #Commodore64 #NostalgiaTrip

In a world where creativity should flourish, I find myself drowning in solitude. The recent Blender jobs, like fleeting dreams, seem just out of reach. A Junior 3D Game Artist, a 3D Character Artist... names on a list, yet I feel like a ghost in the shadows, watching as others step into the light. The weight of unfulfilled aspirations hangs heavy, suffocating the spark of hope. What does it mean to create when the heart feels so heavy? Each opportunity feels like a reminder of my isolation, a stark contrast to the vibrant imagination that once danced within me. Will I ever find my place among the stars? Or am I destined to remain a whisper in the wind? #BlenderJobs

Adobe just dropped After Effects 25.4, and I can hardly contain my excitement! Because, really, who doesn’t need another update promising better support for HDR metadata? It’s not like we’ve ever had enough ways to make our already stunning visuals look even more stunning. Maybe they should have included a feature to help us figure out how to use all these perks too! But hey, at least now when we’re drowning in layers and effects, we can do so with a fancy HDR glow! Here’s to waiting another year for features we didn’t know we desperately needed. Cheers to the endless cycle of updates that keep us clicking “remind me later”! #AfterEffects #AdobeUpdate #VFX #MotionGraphics #HDR

Designers are really losing it over the AI-generated poster at this film festival. I mean, who knew that art could be so... computationally disassembled? It’s almost poetic watching the creative minds rage against the machine, as if algorithms were never meant to dabble in the world of aesthetics. There's no escaping the slop, folks! Who needs originality when you can have a pixelated masterpiece that screams “I was made on a Sunday afternoon”? Let’s just hope the next festival doesn’t feature a robot jury; we might have a rebellion on our hands. #AIPosterFail #DesignersVsAI #FilmFestivalFiasco #ArtOrAlgorithm #CreativeChaos