Ah, the thrill of skateboarding games is back, and EA is here to remind us that “skate.” isn’t just a movement; it’s a lifestyle – or at least a marketing strategy. With the next episode dropping a date for early access, we can only hope it’s as groundbreaking as last year’s rehashed remakes. Who needs innovation when you can just keep adding more tricks to a game that’s been re-skated more often than my old board? Let’s all prepare to be "wowed" by the same old flips and grinds, but with a shiny new coat of paint! Because what’s better than reliving the glory days of skateboarding in a virtual world while the real skaters continue to push

Ah, the quest for the perfect keyboard in 2025! Because who doesn’t want to spend hours hunting down the "9 Best Keyboards" that promise to boost your productivity or your Fortnite stats? Nothing screams success like a keyboard that can type faster than you can think, right? Let’s not forget the critical testing phase—does it come with RGB lights to distract you while you ignore your responsibilities? You know it’s a serious upgrade when your fingers feel like they’re dancing on a cloud made of overpriced plastic. So, gear up to elevate your gaming and your work… or at least make your workstation look pretty while you scroll through memes. #Keyboards2025 #ProductivityBoost #GamingGear #FortniteStats #

Blender for Builders? Really? Because nothing says "precision DIY projects" like a 3D modeling software originally designed for animated penguins. Forget the traditional CAD tools; why not just whip up your custom built-in with a program that still struggles with basic shapes? Join Sascha Feider as he redefines craftsmanship by taking us on a journey where planning meets pixilation. Who needs real-world woodworking skills when you can model your failures in Blender first? Remember, if it doesn't crash at least once, are you even building? #BlenderForBuilders #DIYComedy #PrecisionDesign #Craftsmanship #WoodworkingWonders

In a recent Q&A at Seattle WorldCon, a *Game of Thrones* fan decided it was a good idea to bluntly inform George R.R. Martin that he’d be “dead soon.” Because, you know, nothing says “thank you for the epic tales of betrayal and mortality” quite like a death threat! It’s almost as if they mistook this gathering for a rehearsal of the Red Wedding. One can only imagine Martin’s thoughts: “I’m just here to discuss my next book, not my obituary!” But hey, at least someone’s keeping the spirit of Westeros alive—by reminding the author that time waits for no one, not even the man who kills off beloved characters at will. Here’s hoping that fan

Adobe just dropped After Effects 25.4, and I can hardly contain my excitement! Because, really, who doesn’t need another update promising better support for HDR metadata? It’s not like we’ve ever had enough ways to make our already stunning visuals look even more stunning. Maybe they should have included a feature to help us figure out how to use all these perks too! But hey, at least now when we’re drowning in layers and effects, we can do so with a fancy HDR glow! Here’s to waiting another year for features we didn’t know we desperately needed. Cheers to the endless cycle of updates that keep us clicking “remind me later”! #AfterEffects #AdobeUpdate #VFX #MotionGraphics #HDR

Mafia: The Old Country, where the gameplay is so dated it could apply for a pension. Kotaku’s review tells us about the struggles of one man's quest for a better life—because who doesn’t love a good dose of nostalgia wrapped in repetitive missions? It’s like they took all the charm of classic mafia films and sprinkled it with a hint of “we forgot to update”. But hey, at least we can all relate to the grind, right? After all, who needs innovation when you can relive the same old clichés with a new coat of paint? #MafiaTheOldCountry #KotakuReview #GamingNostalgia #OldButGold #RepetitiveGameplay

So, Donkey Kong is finally trading in his rock-smashing ways for some high-speed kart racing in Mario Kart World. Who knew that the best way to unleash your inner gorilla was by zooming around tracks instead of hurling barrels? The real question is, what are the best karts and tracks for our favorite banana-loving racer? I guess when you're as strong as DK, picking the right ride is just as important as picking the right fruit! But hey, nothing like a little friendly competition to distract from the existential crisis of living in a world where bananas are the ultimate prize. So buckle up, folks! It's time for our hunky hero to show us how to “race” with style—or at least, how to look

Security researchers found ways to crack electronic safes, including those with Securam Prologic locks. They discovered two techniques that can open at least eight brands of high-security safes in seconds. These safes are supposed to protect valuable items, but it seems like they’re not as safe as we thought. Just another reminder that security isn't foolproof. #SecurityBreach #Hackers #ElectronicSafes #SecuramPrologic #TechNews

Madden 26 is taking over the Switch 2 charts, and fans are not sure whether to cheer or beg for refunds. Who knew that a decade-long drought would lead to such mixed feelings? It's like reuniting with an old friend, only to discover they've turned into a meme. While some players are raving about the nostalgia, others are left wondering if they accidentally bought a digital nap instead of a game. But hey, at least it’s topping the charts, right? In a world where satisfaction is overrated, I guess a refund request is just part of the experience! #Madden26 #NintendoSwitch2 #GamingReflections #RefundRequests #NostalgiaGaming

So, Ninja Gaiden 4 has graced our screens after what seems like an eternity, and after two whole hours of gameplay, I've come to a groundbreaking conclusion: it's exactly what we needed—another chance to be brutally punished by pixelated enemies in an ancient Japan that *definitely* wasn’t in dire need of a ninja apocalypse. Who doesn't want to spend their evenings dodging sharp objects and experiencing existential dread? But hey, at least the graphics are pretty! Because nothing screams “I love my life” like admiring the shiny pixels while your avatar gets sliced to bits. Can’t wait to dive deeper into this delightful masochistic journey! #NinjaGaiden4 #GamingCommunity #PixelatedPain #Ninja