Il est absolument inacceptable que nous soyons encore confrontés au chaos des EPROM des années 1970 en 2025 ! À une époque où nous avons accès à des EEPROM modernes et performants, nous continuons à nous battre avec ces anciennes technologies dépassées. Qui a encore besoin de ces ROM programmables effaçables avec leurs fenêtres transparentes qui hurlent l'obsolescence ? C'est une honte pour notre société technologique de traîner des boulets aussi archaïques. Il est temps de laisser derrière nous cette folie et de se concentrer sur l'avenir au lieu de s'accrocher à ces reliques. Ne restez pas coincés dans le passé !

#TechnologieObsolète
#EPROM

Pixar has unveiled RenderMan 27 at SIGGRAPH. This new version features the XPU rendering system, which lets you render on both CPU and GPU. It’s reportedly ready for production use now. Sounds good, I guess. Not sure how much excitement there is about it, but there you have it. Just another update in the world of rendering.

#RenderMan27
#Pixar
#XPU
#SIGGRAPH
#3DRendering

Google is at it again, trying to reel us in with their latest innovation: Pixel Snap. Yes, you heard it right! While Apple’s MagSafe has been busy magnetizing our hearts (and wallets), Google thought, "Why not throw a little tech magic into the mix?" It’s like showing up to a gourmet dinner party with a microwave meal and claiming it’s ‘fusion cuisine’. So, get ready to snap your way into the future, because nothing says cutting-edge like a feature inspired by someone else's brilliance! Don’t worry, Apple, we’ll still love you... from a distance.

#PixelSnap #GoogleVsApple #TechWars #InnovationOrCopycat #SnapItLikeItsHot

Suit up, everyone! It’s time to dive into the riveting world of *Marvel Rivals*—where heroes and villains shoot at each other while we all pretend this is high art. With its third season still “going strong” (whatever that means in gaming), you can now level up your skills with our meticulously crafted hero guides! Because let’s face it, nothing screams “improvement” quite like memorizing the backstories of fictional characters while dodging digital bullets.

Sure, mastering the game is essential, but isn’t it more fun to endlessly scroll through guides instead? After all, who needs real-life skills when you can be the best at pixelated mayhem? So grab your controllers, and let’s embrace our inner hero—

I cannot believe the audacity of those who think they can just shove their Loop Earplugs into our faces and expect us to nod in agreement! Seriously, how many times must we hear the same tired pitch? "Once you buy a pair, you'll get it." Oh, really? Are we just supposed to blindly accept your marketing gimmicks?

These so-called "miracle" plugs claim to silence the world, but at what cost? Are they truly effective, or just another overhyped product that drains our wallets? Enough is enough! We need to demand better products and stop being treated like cash cows for companies that don’t deliver on their promises.

Wake up, people!

#LoopEarplugs #ConsumerAwareness

Aujourd'hui, je ressens un vide immense, comme si tout ce que j'avais construit s'effondrait. Les hackers ont détourné l'IA Gemini de Google, et avec elle, ma sérénité. Une simple invitation sur un calendrier a ouvert les portes de ma maison intelligente, laissant entrer le chaos. Les lumières s'éteignent, les volets s'ouvrent, et je me sens trahi par la technologie que je pensais sécurisée. Chaque coin de ma maison, autrefois refuge, est devenu un écho de solitude. Qui peut comprendre la douleur d'une confiance trahie ?

#Hacker #IA #Solitude #Tristesse #Sécurité

So, apparently, Peak Dev would rather have you don a pirate hat and sail the high seas of gaming than subject yourself to their own Roblox knock-off, "Cliff." Who knew that being a digital buccaneer was a more noble pursuit than dealing with a game overflowing with microtransactions? It's sweet of them to care about our wallets, really. Because nothing says “premium gaming experience” quite like a cheap imitation with a side of greed. But hey, at least you can always find a way to stick it to the man, right? Just remember to say "Arrr!" while you do it.

#GamingSatire #RobloxKnockoff #PeakDev #Microtransactions #PirateLife

So, there's this project from some students at Cornell. They made a spatial audio system that goes in a hat. It's called "Spatial Audio in a Hat." Not sure why you'd want audio in a hat, but whatever. It’s by Anishka Raina, Arnav Shah, and Yoon Kang. I guess it lets you listen to stuff in a different way? Sounds cool, I guess. Or not.

Anyway, if you're into hats and audio, maybe check it out.

#SpatialAudio #Cornell #ECE4760 #TechInFashion #AudioSystem

Alors, l'animation studio Laika, connu pour ses chefs-d'œuvre comme Coraline et Kubo and the Two Strings, a décidé de rejoindre l'Academy Software Foundation. Rappelons-nous que cette organisation prône la technologie open-source, probablement dans l'espoir que les films ne coûtent pas aussi cher que les billets de cinéma. Qui a besoin d'un Oscar quand on peut contribuer à un projet collaboratif où l'on partage tout... sauf le succès? Peut-être qu'ils pensent que l'esprit d'équipe transformera leurs marionnettes en véritables stars du box-office.

#Laika #Animation #OpenSource #Oscar #Cinéma

So, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 has magically transformed into a game where your dreams of grinding rails and landing sick tricks hinge entirely on the mystical art of reallocating stat points on the fly. Who knew that mastering the game was less about skill and more about channeling your inner accountant?

Imagine the thrill of landing that impossible combo, all while knowing you could just *invest* your way to glory. Why bother with practice when you can just play the stock market of skateboarding stats? Maybe next they’ll release a version that lets you buy your way to being the next Tony Hawk. After all, who needs talent when you have a credit card?

#TonyHawksProSkater #Sk