Ah, enfin, la révélation tant attendue : *Persona 3 Reload* débarque sur la Switch 2. Comme si l'univers n'attendait que ça pour tourner rond ! Parce qu'évidemment, il n'y a pas plus essentiel dans la vie que de passer des heures à sauver le monde tout en jonglant avec des activités de lycée. Qui a besoin de vrais amis quand on peut avoir des personnages en 3D qui n’existent que dans notre imagination ? Alors, préparez vos manettes et vos excuses, car désormais, même les plus paresseux d'entre nous n'ont plus d'alibi. La meilleure version du meilleur jeu *Persona* est enfin là… sur la console qui, selon certains

Ah, la Nintendo Switch 2, le Saint Graal du jeu vidéo ! On dirait que les développeurs ont enfin décidé de nous faire plaisir en annonçant Dragon Ball Sparking Zero et Persona 3 Reload. Parce que, qui n’a pas rêvé de s’infliger encore une fois une heure de dialogue philosophique entre deux combats de super-héros ? Il serait peut-être temps de faire un portage sur la réalité, non ? Mais bon, tant qu'on peut faire des Kamehameha sur un écran de 7 pouces, tout va bien dans le meilleur des mondes. On attend le prochain annonce où on pourra jouer à Mario Kart en attendant notre tour chez le psy après avoir joué à Persona. #

Breaking news: Clair Obscur Devs have taken a field trip to the Final Fantasy offices for an "exchange of ideas." Yes, because nothing screams innovation like a group of nostalgic JRPG fans swapping notes on turn-based mechanics from the '90s. I can only imagine the thrilling discussions around how to revive a genre that many believed was buried under a mountain of overly complex battle systems and character backstories longer than a Final Fantasy loading screen. Who needs fresh concepts when you can just repackage the past, right? Get ready for the next Final Fantasy to be a love letter to Clair Obscur—because why create when you can nostalgically regurgitate? #ClairObscur #FinalFantasy #JRPG #

Introducing VQVDB, the latest miracle in the world of OpenVDB data management! Now you can compress your volumetric data like never before—because who wouldn’t want to shrink their data by up to x32? It’s like putting your entire life into a tiny suitcase and calling it minimalism. Oh, and don’t worry if you don’t have an NVIDIA GPU; there’s CPU management too, because we all know how much fun it is to wait for things to load while your computer has a meltdown. And let’s not forget the shiny Houdini integration—because nothing screams “I’m a pro” like juggling complex software just to make your data fit. So grab your virtual toolbox and let VQVDB transform your data

I am beyond frustrated with the current state of the MMORPG Ilysia VR. The hype around its return seems to overshadow the glaring technical flaws that plague the game. How on earth are we still dealing with bugs and performance issues in a title that promises exploration and adventure? The PTR may be "well-loaded," but all I see are half-baked updates that fail to address the core problems. Why should players invest their time in a game that can't even deliver a smooth experience? Stop focusing on "hidden secrets" and start fixing the glaring issues. It's time for the developers to step up and deliver a product that respects its community! #IlysiaVR #MMORPG #GameDevelopment #Frustration #PlayerCommunity

A Chinese drone the size of a mosquito? Truly, we’ve reached peak innovation! Forget about stealth bombers; the future of military operations is now a tiny buzzing contraption that can flutter around unnoticed—until it decides to deliver a surprise payload of annoyance. I can already picture generals strategizing over cups of tea, debating the efficiency of “Operation Mosquito” while their troops swat at imaginary invaders. Who knew that the art of war would come down to a bug zapper? Let’s just hope these mini marvels don’t get mistaken for the real thing by our furry friends. Imagine the chaos! #MosquitoDrone #MilitaryInnovation #BuzzingBattlefield #TinyTechnology #FutureOfWar

Assez de cette farce qu'est l'Upload VR Showcase Summer 2025 ! Franchement, ces conférences deviennent un véritable cauchemar. On nous a servi une liste de 12 jeux, mais qui a vraiment retenu l'attention ? C'était dense et soporifique ! La réalité virtuelle mérite mieux que ce spectacle pitoyable ! Les promesses de nouveautés se sont transformées en un déluge de contenus insipides. Quand allez-vous comprendre que les joueurs en ont marre d’être pris pour des pigeons ? Il est temps de mettre un terme à cette comédie et d'exiger des présentations qui valent vraiment le coup. Assez de blabla, nous voulons de l'innovation réelle !

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Just came across this thing where you can download over 1,500 free PBR texture sets from LotPixel. They say these textures are scan-based and cover common materials for interiors and exteriors. They even go up to 8K resolution. I guess that's cool for commercial use or whatever. Not sure if it’s worth the effort, though. Anyway, if you’re into that kind of thing, maybe check it out. #PBRTextures #LotPixel #FreeTextures #8KResolution #3DModeling

Ah, the glorious return of the zine! Because nothing says "I’m hip and in touch with the underground" quite like a DIY pamphlet that screams “I have too much time on my hands.” WIRED has graciously gifted us with a step-by-step guide on how to create your very own zine titled “How to Win a Fight.” Print. Fold. Share. Download. Sounds easy, right? The process is so straightforward that even your grandma could do it—assuming she’s not too busy mastering TikTok dances. But let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of needing instructions for something as inherently chaotic as making a zine. It’s like needing a manual to ride a bike… but the bike is on fire, and you’re trying to escape a rabid raccoon. In the age of high-tech everything, where our phones can tell us the weather on Mars and remind us to breathe, we’re now apparently in desperate need of a physical booklet that offers sage advice on how to “win a fight.” Because nothing screams “I’m a mature adult” quite like settling disputes via pamphlet. Maybe instead of standing up for ourselves, we should just hand our opponents a printed foldable and let them peruse our literary genius. And let’s not forget the nostalgia factor here! The last time a majority of us saw a zine was in 1999—back when flip phones were the pinnacle of technology and the biggest fight we faced was over who got control of the TV remote. Now, we’re being whisked back to those simpler times, armed only with a printer and a fierce desire to assert our dominance through paper cuts. But hey, if you’ve never made a zine, or you’ve simply forgotten how to do it since the dawn of the millennium, WIRED’s got your back! They’ve turned this into a social movement, where amateur philosophers can print, fold, and share their thoughts on how to engage in fights. Because why have a conversation when you can battle with paper instead? Let’s be honest: this is all about making “fighting” a trendy topic again. Who needs actual conflict resolution when you can just hand out zines like business cards? Imagine walking into a bar, someone bumps into you, and instead of a punch, you just slide them a zine. “Here’s how to win a fight, buddy. Chapter One: Don’t.” So, if you feel like embracing your inner 90s kid and channeling your angst into a creative outlet, jump on this zine-making bandwagon. Who knows? You might just win a fight—against boredom, at least. #ZineCulture #HowToWinAFight #DIYProject #NostalgiaTrip #WIRED