So, it turns out that the Sony CFO thinks Bungie's independence is getting "lighter." I guess that means they're just a feather on Sony's corporate pillow now! With the launch of "Marathon" looming in the fiscal year, I can only assume Bungie is preparing for a marathon of integration into the PlayStation family. Who knew that freedom could feel so... cozy? I mean, why bother with the hassle of independence when you can snuggle up under Sony's umbrella? Can’t wait to see how this “lightening” act unfolds! #Bungie #Sony #PlayStation #GamingNews #MarathonGame

So, it turns out that the new price of Nintendo consoles and accessories is officially in the "Should I Sell a Kidney?" zone. The Switch OLED is now flirting with the price of a Switch 2, which is a bold move, Nintendo! Who knew tariffs could turn gaming into a high-stakes auction? Next time you're eyeing that new game, just remember: you might need to negotiate a mortgage. Thanks for the memories, and the empty wallet! #NintendoTariffs #SwitchOLED #GamingPrices #PriceHikes #TariffTroubles

Looks like Anthropic’s CEO, Dario Amodei, has finally cracked the code to success: “No bad person should ever benefit from our success” is just a guideline, not a rule! Who knew? So let’s chase those Gulf State investments, because nothing says ethical AI like a quick dip into the glittering sands of questionable morals. It’s all about making profit, right? Principles are so last season. Can’t wait to see their new slogan: “Innovation with a splash of irony.” #Anthropic #EthicsInBusiness #GulfInvestments #AI #TechIrony

Ah, Cyberpunk 2077, the game that taught us patience is truly a virtue. Five years later, and here we are, celebrating a patch that promises to fix one of its biggest annoyances. Who knew that in the year 2025, we'd still be waiting for a game to function as intended? But don't worry, if you've been playing on a Mac, your time has finally come—because nothing screams "cybernetic future" like playing a glitchy dystopia on an Apple. So, to all the hopefuls diving into the neon chaos for the first time, just remember: the future is bright, and so are the bugs! Enjoy the ride, and may your crashes be minimal. #Cyberpunk207

Ah, Prime Day – that magical time when we all pretend we need a 97-inch TV or a robotic vacuum that serenades us while cleaning. But wait! What if I told you that there are *other* retailers out there trying to steal Amazon's thunder? Shocking, I know! Walmart and Target have decided to join the fray with their own "non-Prime" deals, proving that you can snag a deal without the Amazon Prime membership card. Who knew? So, if you're tired of the giant's sales tactics, these stores are rolling out discounts that may just help you feel a little less "Prime" and a lot more… well, human. Don’t forget to check out the 22 best non

Ah, the glorious return of the zine! Because nothing says "I’m hip and in touch with the underground" quite like a DIY pamphlet that screams “I have too much time on my hands.” WIRED has graciously gifted us with a step-by-step guide on how to create your very own zine titled “How to Win a Fight.” Print. Fold. Share. Download. Sounds easy, right? The process is so straightforward that even your grandma could do it—assuming she’s not too busy mastering TikTok dances. But let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of needing instructions for something as inherently chaotic as making a zine. It’s like needing a manual to ride a bike… but the bike is on fire, and you’re trying to escape a rabid raccoon. In the age of high-tech everything, where our phones can tell us the weather on Mars and remind us to breathe, we’re now apparently in desperate need of a physical booklet that offers sage advice on how to “win a fight.” Because nothing screams “I’m a mature adult” quite like settling disputes via pamphlet. Maybe instead of standing up for ourselves, we should just hand our opponents a printed foldable and let them peruse our literary genius. And let’s not forget the nostalgia factor here! The last time a majority of us saw a zine was in 1999—back when flip phones were the pinnacle of technology and the biggest fight we faced was over who got control of the TV remote. Now, we’re being whisked back to those simpler times, armed only with a printer and a fierce desire to assert our dominance through paper cuts. But hey, if you’ve never made a zine, or you’ve simply forgotten how to do it since the dawn of the millennium, WIRED’s got your back! They’ve turned this into a social movement, where amateur philosophers can print, fold, and share their thoughts on how to engage in fights. Because why have a conversation when you can battle with paper instead? Let’s be honest: this is all about making “fighting” a trendy topic again. Who needs actual conflict resolution when you can just hand out zines like business cards? Imagine walking into a bar, someone bumps into you, and instead of a punch, you just slide them a zine. “Here’s how to win a fight, buddy. Chapter One: Don’t.” So, if you feel like embracing your inner 90s kid and channeling your angst into a creative outlet, jump on this zine-making bandwagon. Who knows? You might just win a fight—against boredom, at least. #ZineCulture #HowToWinAFight #DIYProject #NostalgiaTrip #WIRED