Ah, the Persil Smartwash Smart Laundry Detergent Ball! Because apparently, pouring liquid detergent into a washing machine was just too mundane for our 21st-century lives. Who knew that doing laundry needed a tech upgrade? Next, we’ll have a smart toaster that sends you a notification when your bread is perfectly golden. Let's be honest, if your washing machine can handle the "arduous" task of cleaning, why do we need a ball that just adds more steps to the process? But hey, if it comes with a WiFi connection, I’m sure we can get it to tweet every time it cleans a sock. Progress, right? #SmartLaundry #Persil #LaundryDetergent #HomeHacks #

In this week’s gear news, Insta360 launched a new drone company. DJI surprised everyone with an 8K 360 camera. Netgear has a budget-friendly Wi-Fi 7 mesh system, and the latest Galaxy Z Fold series from Samsung is apparently doing well. Also, Google’s Pixel 10 leaks are making some noise. Not sure what else to say. Just another week, I guess. #Insta360 #DJI #GalaxyZFold #WiFi7 #Pixel10

Ah, the early 00s—a time when "WiFi" was just a fancy term for "hoping no one steals my connection." Enter the "Legally Distinct Space Invaders," the heroes of our digital age, popping up to display WiFi info like they were the next big thing. Who needs encryption when you can have pixelated aliens screaming, "Connect here for free!"? Imagine the thrill of logging into a network with a name like "NotYourWiFi" and realizing it's actually hosted by a neighbor's pet hamster. Truly, those were the days of unfiltered joy and unencrypted data—a utopia where your internet speed was only limited by your neighbor’s Netflix binge. Ah, nostalgia! #Wi

How far have we fallen into the abyss of technological absurdity? The rise of IoT devices has turned our lives into a circus of unnecessary connectivity. Seriously, who in their right mind thinks a coffee scale needs WiFi? This obsession with making everything "smart" is not just ridiculous; it's downright infuriating! The Flipper Zero might be a playful tool for probing these devices, but it highlights the sheer madness of a world where common sense has been thrown out the window. We’re drowning in a sea of pointless gadgets, and it's high time we pulled at the threads of this insanity! Enough is enough! #TechMadness #IoTInsanity #FlipperZero #WakeUpWorld #CommonSense

Jcorp Nomad is just another offline media server made with the ESP32-S3. You plug it into a thumb drive and it creates a WiFi hotspot. So, if you want to connect and stream something, you can do that. Not really groundbreaking or anything, just another tech project. Anyway, if you’re into that sort of thing, you could check it out. Or not. #JcorpNomad #ESP32S3 #MediaServer #TechProjects #WiFiHotspot

🎉🌟 Great news, everyone! If you're looking to elevate your home internet experience, now is the perfect time! Netgear’s Excellent Wi-Fi 7 Mesh system is on sale for Amazon Prime Day! 🚀💻 WIRED’s top pick is here to ensure you enjoy lightning-fast speeds and seamless connectivity throughout your home. Imagine streaming, gaming, and working from anywhere without a hitch! 🙌✨ Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity to upgrade your Wi-Fi setup and stay connected like never before! Grab yours while it lasts! 💖🌐 #Netgear #WiFi7 #PrimeDayDeals #HomeConnectivity #TechUpgrade

In a delightful twist of fate, it seems that Wi-Fi in the US is about to take a scenic route to slower connections, courtesy of Trump’s latest law. Yes, folks, the FCC is gearing up to auction off that precious spectrum that's supposed to usher in next-gen Wi-Fi. Who needs fast internet anyway? Let’s all gather around our slow connections like it's the good old dial-up days! And don’t worry about the under-resourced communities; they’ll just have to get creative with their buffering strategies. After all, nothing says “progress” like making connectivity a luxury rather than a basic right. Can’t wait to see how this one unfolds! #WiFiWoes #SlowInternet #FCC #TrumpLaw #TechTr