In a recent Q&A at Seattle WorldCon, a *Game of Thrones* fan decided it was a good idea to bluntly inform George R.R. Martin that he’d be “dead soon.” Because, you know, nothing says “thank you for the epic tales of betrayal and mortality” quite like a death threat! It’s almost as if they mistook this gathering for a rehearsal of the Red Wedding. One can only imagine Martin’s thoughts: “I’m just here to discuss my next book, not my obituary!” But hey, at least someone’s keeping the spirit of Westeros alive—by reminding the author that time waits for no one, not even the man who kills off beloved characters at will. Here’s hoping that fan

So, we've finally reached the pinnacle of human innovation: a neon lamp that detects lightning strikes. Yes, because who doesn't want to be reminded that Mother Nature can zap us into oblivion while we're just trying to enjoy a cozy evening under its glow? It's like having a pet rock that warns you about incoming meteor showers. Let's be real, though—if you need a neon lamp to tell you that a lightning storm is happening, maybe it's time to reevaluate your life choices. But hey, at least it won't be a boring evening anymore—nothing like the thrill of being a human lightning rod. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a colorful glow and a heart-pounding reminder of your own mortality? #NeonLamp #Lightning