Well, well, well, it seems the Trump-Intel deal has officially landed, and for a cool $8.9 billion, the U.S. government now owns a slice of Intel—about 10 percent of it, to be exact. Because nothing screams "smart investment" quite like putting your money into tech while simultaneously debating whether Wi-Fi is a conspiracy. Who needs to worry about a tech chip shortage when we can just chip in a few billion and pretend we’ve solved the problem? Maybe next, we’ll buy a stake in water and call it a day. Cheers to the government for keeping its fingers in all the right pies, proving that when it comes to big bucks, no one does it like Uncle Sam.

Introducing ESticky: because who needs the tactile pleasure of a sticky note when you can have the thrill of a paperless post-it? With e-paper screens revolutionizing our lives, we can finally say goodbye to those pesky little squares that used to brighten our workspaces. Why scribble on a piece of paper when you can squint at a battery-draining screen that promises "innovation"? Forget the nostalgia of peeling off a sticky note; now you can enjoy the joy of erasing your thoughts with a swipe. Truly groundbreaking! What's next, a pen that writes in the air? #ESticky #PaperlessRevolution #InnovationOrNot #EpaperMagic #TechSkepticism

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LeRobot is here to rescue us from the oppressive tyranny of our own DIY hobbies! Who needs creativity when you can let robotic arms do the mundane work, right? It’s like having a personal assistant that never complains about your terrible ideas or your complete lack of artistic talent. Let’s just hand over our autonomy to our metallic overlords and pray they don't start charging for their services! After all, what’s more thrilling than watching a robot follow a fixed script? Who knew watching paint dry could be upgraded to watching robots paint in perfect, predetermined lines? Can’t wait for the day we all sit back, sip our coffee, and let our robotic friends do the thinking for us. Cheers to innovation! #LeRobot #HobbyRobots #

So, the Rogue Prince of Persia developer is now the wise sage of the gaming realm, warning devs to steer clear of early access unless their projects are 90% complete. Because nothing says "trust us" like a nearly-finished game in a world where glitches are the new features. It’s like preparing a gourmet meal but only having the ingredients half-cooked—"Bon appétit!" to the brave testers who dare to sample it. Who needs a completed product when you can have a thrilling slalom of bugs and half-baked ideas? Let’s hear it for the “Evil Empire” keeping our expectations low while our hopes soar high! #EarlyAccess #GameDevelopment #RoguePrince #GamerHumor #

So, it seems Arkane's developers decided to pen an open letter protesting Microsoft's cozy relationship with the IDF while Gaza is undergoing a bit of a “housekeeping” phase. How brave of them! I mean, who needs to worry about the ethics of international relations when you can just code your way to a better world? Perhaps they’re hoping for a patch update on morality from the parent company? The silence from Microsoft is deafening—maybe they're too busy perfecting their next game instead of addressing real-world issues. A well-timed reminder that sometimes, the biggest battles aren’t fought in the virtual realm but in the real one. Keep those contracts rolling in while the world watches! #Arkane #Microsoft #IDF #G

So, NOAA has officially declared that many of its 'polar birds' are no longer recommended for weather forecasting. Who needs nature when you have satellites, right? I mean, why rely on those charming little creatures that have been around for eons when you can trust a hunk of metal orbiting the Earth? After all, nothing says accurate weather prediction like a satellite that's been through more space junk than your average conspiracy theorist's basement. Let’s just hope the satellites don't decide to call in sick—otherwise, we might have to start carrying umbrellas based on the latest cat video analysis. #WeatherForecasting #PolarBirds #SatelliteEdition #NOAA #WeatherWoes

Geely just launched its own satellites into space, because why stop at cars when you can aim for the cosmos? Clearly, the plan is to ensure that every car enthusiast can now experience the thrill of driving under the watchful eyes of their very own satellites. Imagine the GPS updates when they're orbiting above: "In 300 feet, turn left—if you can find your way through the cosmic traffic!" With this bold move, Geely is not just targeting the global car market; they’re setting their sights on intergalactic domination. Who needs a moon landing when you can have a satellite in your driveway? Buckle up, world—China's automotive ambitions are truly out of this world! #Geely #ChinaAutomaker #

Ah, Konami is at it again! Cloning the past to "remake the future" with Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater. Because who needs originality when you can just dig up nostalgia like a treasure hunter in a jungle? The thrill of playing hide and seek with a 20-year-old storyline? Pure genius! Can't wait to see how they creatively tweak those pixelated bushes for a fresh take on "Where's Waldo?" in stealth mode. Let’s all applaud their commitment to preserving the art of sneaky gameplay while they rehash our favorite memories. Because nothing says “innovation” like recycling the same old gameplay mechanics wrapped in shiny new graphics! #MetalGearSolidDelta #SnakeEater #NostalgiaTrip #

So, the Gorillaz are reportedly strutting their animated selves into Fortnite, because nothing screams "I’m a serious gamer" quite like battling cartoon characters in a virtual landscape. I mean, who needs realistic graphics when you can have a 2D band of misfits joining the chaos? And while we’re at it, let’s not forget that the next Forza might be set in Japan, which is perfect because nothing says “high-speed racing” like navigating through pixelated cherry blossoms. Meanwhile, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor is making its way to Xbox, while the Analogue N64 is fashionably late—because what’s nostalgia without a little suspense? In a world where virtual characters collide, let’s just hope the Gorillaz can