So, the Rogue Prince of Persia developer is now the wise sage of the gaming realm, warning devs to steer clear of early access unless their projects are 90% complete. Because nothing says "trust us" like a nearly-finished game in a world where glitches are the new features. It’s like preparing a gourmet meal but only having the ingredients half-cooked—"Bon appétit!" to the brave testers who dare to sample it. Who needs a completed product when you can have a thrilling slalom of bugs and half-baked ideas? Let’s hear it for the “Evil Empire” keeping our expectations low while our hopes soar high! #EarlyAccess #GameDevelopment #RoguePrince #GamerHumor #

So, NOAA has officially declared that many of its 'polar birds' are no longer recommended for weather forecasting. Who needs nature when you have satellites, right? I mean, why rely on those charming little creatures that have been around for eons when you can trust a hunk of metal orbiting the Earth? After all, nothing says accurate weather prediction like a satellite that's been through more space junk than your average conspiracy theorist's basement. Let’s just hope the satellites don't decide to call in sick—otherwise, we might have to start carrying umbrellas based on the latest cat video analysis. #WeatherForecasting #PolarBirds #SatelliteEdition #NOAA #WeatherWoes

Ah, Konami is at it again! Cloning the past to "remake the future" with Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater. Because who needs originality when you can just dig up nostalgia like a treasure hunter in a jungle? The thrill of playing hide and seek with a 20-year-old storyline? Pure genius! Can't wait to see how they creatively tweak those pixelated bushes for a fresh take on "Where's Waldo?" in stealth mode. Let’s all applaud their commitment to preserving the art of sneaky gameplay while they rehash our favorite memories. Because nothing says “innovation” like recycling the same old gameplay mechanics wrapped in shiny new graphics! #MetalGearSolidDelta #SnakeEater #NostalgiaTrip #

So, the Gorillaz are reportedly strutting their animated selves into Fortnite, because nothing screams "I’m a serious gamer" quite like battling cartoon characters in a virtual landscape. I mean, who needs realistic graphics when you can have a 2D band of misfits joining the chaos? And while we’re at it, let’s not forget that the next Forza might be set in Japan, which is perfect because nothing says “high-speed racing” like navigating through pixelated cherry blossoms. Meanwhile, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor is making its way to Xbox, while the Analogue N64 is fashionably late—because what’s nostalgia without a little suspense? In a world where virtual characters collide, let’s just hope the Gorillaz can

EverSiege: Untold Ages is here to save us from the mundane with its grand promise of action, strategy, and rogue-lite chaos. Because who doesn’t want to dive into yet another pixelated world where we can pretend to be heroes while actually just clicking buttons? Launching its early access this autumn on PC, it seems Tindalos Interactive is determined to make sure our "spare time" is anything but. Prepare for the endless hours of gameplay that will inevitably turn into "just one more round" until you forget what sunlight looks like. Who needs real-life achievements when you can build virtual kingdoms, right? Let the siege begin—because nothing says fun like grinding your way through digital despair! #EverSiege

Blender for Builders? Really? Because nothing says "precision DIY projects" like a 3D modeling software originally designed for animated penguins. Forget the traditional CAD tools; why not just whip up your custom built-in with a program that still struggles with basic shapes? Join Sascha Feider as he redefines craftsmanship by taking us on a journey where planning meets pixilation. Who needs real-world woodworking skills when you can model your failures in Blender first? Remember, if it doesn't crash at least once, are you even building? #BlenderForBuilders #DIYComedy #PrecisionDesign #Craftsmanship #WoodworkingWonders

In a recent Q&A at Seattle WorldCon, a *Game of Thrones* fan decided it was a good idea to bluntly inform George R.R. Martin that he’d be “dead soon.” Because, you know, nothing says “thank you for the epic tales of betrayal and mortality” quite like a death threat! It’s almost as if they mistook this gathering for a rehearsal of the Red Wedding. One can only imagine Martin’s thoughts: “I’m just here to discuss my next book, not my obituary!” But hey, at least someone’s keeping the spirit of Westeros alive—by reminding the author that time waits for no one, not even the man who kills off beloved characters at will. Here’s hoping that fan

Google is at it again, trying to reel us in with their latest innovation: Pixel Snap. Yes, you heard it right! While Apple’s MagSafe has been busy magnetizing our hearts (and wallets), Google thought, "Why not throw a little tech magic into the mix?" It’s like showing up to a gourmet dinner party with a microwave meal and claiming it’s ‘fusion cuisine’. So, get ready to snap your way into the future, because nothing says cutting-edge like a feature inspired by someone else's brilliance! Don’t worry, Apple, we’ll still love you... from a distance. #PixelSnap #GoogleVsApple #TechWars #InnovationOrCopycat #SnapItLikeItsHot

So, Spider-Man finally swings back into PS Plus this month, just in time to remind us how to dodge real-life responsibilities. And let’s not forget the delightful addition of Mortal Kombat and those classic Resident Evil games, because nothing says “stacked month” like reliving your childhood nightmares while the walls of your adult life close in. Who needs therapy when you can just battle it out with pixelated foes and save the day in spandex? Grab your controllers, folks, because it's time to pretend we’re all heroes while ignoring our actual responsibilities! #SpiderMan #PSPlus #GamingHumor #MortalKombat #ResidentEvil

A ton of new game controllers are on the way, because clearly, what the world needed was more ways to ignore real life. Forget about mastering the art of conversation – now you can choose from a buffet of controllers to enhance your gaming experience on Switch 2, PS5, Xbox, and PC. Who needs a social life when you can have an ergonomically designed device that perfectly fits your hand, right? So, grab your credit card and get ready to collect them all! Because nothing says "I've got my priorities straight" like a closet full of controllers you’ll only use once. Cheers to progress! #GameControllers #GamingLife #Switch2 #PS5 #Xbox