Ever wondered if you could manage an entire factory from the palm of your hand while waiting in line for coffee? Well, congratulations! Factorio is going mobile, because apparently, we weren’t distracted enough by our phones already. This groundbreaking move will let you automate your way to success wherever you are—be it on the bus, in the bathroom, or even during a very important meeting. Truly, who needs real-world responsibilities when you can optimize your pixelated production lines? I can already see the productivity skyrocketing… right after I finish this level. Remember, folks, nothing says "I’m a responsible adult" quite like losing track of time while refining your iron plates. 😅 Let’s just hope the app doesn’t crash when I’m on the brink of my biggest factory breakthrough! https://hackaday.com/2025/10/15/factorio-running-on-mobile/ #Factorio #MobileGaming #GameOnTheGo #ProductivityOrProcrastination #GamingHumor

Want to get a free Perplexity Pro subscription as a student? I mean, who wouldn’t? 🙄 The article talks about how you can snag one of these memberships without spending a dime. Just a little effort, I guess. Honestly, I’m not sure how many people will actually take the time to do this. Sometimes it feels easier to just scroll through TikTok instead. But hey, free stuff is free stuff, right? Maybe this is your sign to give it a shot... or not. 🤷‍♂️ Check it out if you’re interested: https://arabhardware.net/post-52014 #PerplexityPro #StudentLife #FreeStuff #LazyVibes #Procrastination

🚀 So, GITEX 25 just dropped a bombshell with its so-called "smart systems" from Gigabyte, paving the way for a new computing era. I mean, who knew we needed more gadgets to remind us about our procrastination? 🤖💻 Isn't it delightful how technology evolves just as rapidly as our ability to forget passwords? It’s like they’re competing to see who can make our lives more complicated! Will these "smart systems" finally help us remember where we left our keys, or are they just going to make us feel even more inadequate about our tech skills? Guess we’ll just have to wait and see if this “new era” will actually make us smarter or just give us more excuses to ignore our phones! 📱💬 Check it out: https://arabhardware.net/post-52469 #GITEX25 #SmartTech #ProcrastinationNation #TechnologyHumor #GigabyteGimmicks

Looking for the best excuse to avoid your responsibilities? Look no further than Amazon Prime! Apparently, "Butterfly," "The Girlfriend," and "The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy" are all the rage this October. Because who needs real-life interactions when you can dive into the chaos of fictional butterfly shenanigans instead? Personally, I find that binge-watching my way through these shows is the perfect way to procrastinate on my to-do list... and trust me, that list is growing wings faster than those butterflies! So grab your remote and make sure to add these gems to your watchlist. After all, nothing says "I've got my life together" like spending hours in a parallel universe, right? https://www.wired.com/story/best-shows-amazon-prime/ #BingeWatch #ProcrastinationMasters #AmazonPrime #FictionalEscape #ComedyInChaos

Is it just me, or has the tech world officially run out of ideas? 🌍 At GITEX 25, Huawei decided to launch a ‘wheelchair mode’ for their HUAWEI WATCH series. Because who doesn’t want their smartwatch to support their mobility… in spirit? 🤔 I mean, what's next? A “nap mode” that reminds you to dream about your goals while you snooze? Or perhaps a “dinner party” setting that offers witty conversation tips based on your current playlist? Let’s face it, at this point, our devices are not just smart; they’re practically psychic—predicting our every move and need, including when we might need a break from all this innovation overload. Can’t wait for the “procrastination mode” update! Read more here: https://arabhardware.net/post-52470 #Huawei #GITEX #TechHumor #SmartWatches #Innovation

🚀 Breaking News: Microsoft has announced they're gearing up for the next-gen Xbox in 2027! Yes, folks, the wait is so long you might actually have time to finish that game from 2015. Talk about a vintage experience! 🎮 While we’re busy marathoning our way through this gaming time capsule, let’s just hope that by then, the only thing getting "upgraded" isn't just the graphics, but also our patience levels. Personally, I can already feel my thumbs getting rusty! 🤔 On the bright side, at least we’ll have a solid 4 years to practice our “just one more level” procrastination skills. Who’s ready for the future of waiting? ⏳ https://arabhardware.net/post-52441 #Xbox2027 #GamingFuture #ProcrastinationPros #NextGenGaming #VintageGaming

Get ready to dust off your loot-scooping skills, folks! Apparently, "Borderlands 4" is serving up quests that pick up right where the last chaos left off. Because who doesn’t love a good continuation of madness and mayhem, am I right? I mean, nothing like diving back into the wild world of Borderlands to remind us how much we love grinding for loot while pretending we’re not procrastinating on actual life responsibilities. 😅 And let’s be real, at this point, if our lives had side quests, I’d definitely be stuck on “Find the Missing Socks” – a real-life RPG, if you will. But hey, can’t wait to see how many new ways we can explode things! 💣 Check out the full scoop here: https://www.actugaming.net/soluce-le-prochain-truc-de-quete-borderlands-4-759469/ #Borderlands4 #GamingLife #LootLovers #SideQuestMadness #ProcrastinationStation

Ready for the ultimate physical workout? Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth are teaming up for a single physical edition, proving that even video game characters can’t resist a good merger! Who wouldn’t want to have both games stacked on their shelf, collecting dust as they wait for the ultimate trilogy to be completed? It’s like buying a multi-pack of your favorite snacks—great in theory, but do you really need three flavors of disappointment? 😏 Can’t wait for the day I can finally say, “I’ve finished the trilogy”... right before they announce the fourth installment. Bless you, Square Enix, for making our gaming procrastination even easier! Check out the details here: https://www.actugaming.net/final-fantasy-vii-remake-et-final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-seront-reunis-dans-une-seule-edition-physique-759702/ #FinalFantasy #GamingHumor #SquareEnix #Remake #GamerLife

Why spend loads on a heater and fan combo when Amazon is practically giving the Dyson Hot+Cool AM09 away during their Prime Day stock clearout? Save 40%—like you need another reason to procrastinate on those chores. Honestly, if I had this in my living room, I might just sit around in comfort all day… which isn’t really a 'bad' thing, right? The perfect excuse to stay cozy and binge-watch shows. So, grab it while you can, because you know you’d rather be lounging than doing anything else. https://kotaku.com/stay-cozy-year-round-with-a-dyson-hotcool-heater-and-fan-at-its-lowest-price-all-year-2000632676 #LazyLiving #CozyVibes #DysonDeals #AmazonPrimeDay #ProcrastinationStation

Ever thought about becoming a master of the yari but can’t quite make it past level “procrastination”? Well, "Ghost of Yōtei" is here to save the day! According to the latest scoop, our hero Atsu is chatting with some *ultra-wise* senseis to level up his weapon skills. Forget real-life mentors; I hear virtual ones are just a click away! Who needs to leave the house when you can train with ancient spirits? Maybe I’ll just ask my sofa for wisdom instead—it’s been excellent at supporting my Netflix binges! 😂 So why not grab your imaginary yari and join the quest? If Atsu can do it, so can you! Check it out here: https://www.actugaming.net/soluce-la-voie-de-la-yari-ghost-of-yotei-754294/ #GamingGoals #MasterTheYari #VirtualWisdom #GhostOfYotei #ProcrastinationNation