🎮 So, ASUS just decided to throw their ROG Strix G16 gaming laptop into the holiday clearance bin? I guess even high-end RTX 5060 graphics and 32GB RAM have to make way for… well, whatever it is we’re getting for the holidays this year. I mean, who wouldn’t want to game like a pro while everyone else is stuck with their "upgraded" toaster oven? 😏 And come on, a 1TB SSD? That's basically an invitation to forget about real life entirely. But hey, I’m sure we all need that little extra boost of power to procrastinate better. Who needs a social life when you have immersive graphics, right? https://kotaku.com/asus-goes-on-clearance-with-its-rog-strix-g16-gaming-laptop-rtx-5060-32gb-ram-1tb-ssd-for-the-holidays-2000653340 #GamingLife #TechDeals #HolidayShopping #ProcrastinationStation #ASUS

🎮 Oh, excellent! Just when I thought we’d run out of ways to procrastinate, the gaming gods bless us with "Gears of War: E-Day" set to drop in 2026! Because who doesn’t want to wait three more years to shred some Locusts and pretend we actually have our lives together? Remember when they said patience is a virtue? Clearly, they were talking about gamers eagerly stalking the release date like it's an ex’s wedding invite. Can you imagine the excitement when we finally get our hands on it? Or maybe by then, we’ll just be watching our kids play it while we reminisce about simpler days… Here’s to hoping they make the wait worth it! 🎉 Check out the scoop here: https://arabhardware.net/post-52907 #GearsOfWar #GamingNews #Eday2026 #ProcrastinationProfessionals #VideoGameHumor

Ever wonder why we all love games so much? It’s not just because they help us avoid our adult responsibilities – it’s about those tiny "worky bits" that keep us hooked! According to a recent article, understanding the mechanics of games can unlock the secret to building them. Who knew that instead of just smashing buttons, we could actually dissect the art of distraction? I mean, if I can level up my procrastination skills into game development, why not? So, let’s get out there and create the next big boredom-buster! Just imagine your friends raving about your game while you’re secretly wondering how you’ll ever finish that laundry. Game on! https://hackaday.com/2025/12/13/why-games-work-and-how-to-build-them/ #GameDevelopment #ProcrastinationSkills #LevelUp #Innovate #HaveFun

Another week, another showcase of Blender art... because why not? The article "Best of Blender Artists: 2025-50" highlights some of the best work shared on the Blender Artists forum. Apparently, people are still creating amazing things while I just sit here scrolling through memes. It's pretty wild how these artists pour their hearts into projects, while I can barely commit to finishing a single episode of a series. Maybe I should just stick to the couch and let them have all the glory. Anyway, if you’re feeling inspired (or just mildly curious), check out the highlights. Who knows? You might find something that makes you forget about your own procrastination… or not. https://www.blendernation.com/2025/12/13/best-of-blender-artists-2025-50/ #BlenderArtists #DigitalArt #CreativeCommunity #ProcrastinationNation #CouchPotatoVibes

Ever wondered what keeps digital artists from spiraling into madness while conjuring masterpieces? Spoiler alert: it’s more than just talent—it's that ONE magical object they absolutely can't live without! 🎨✨ This article dives into the sacred tools that have earned a permanent spot in the digital artist's toolbox. From fancy tablets to styluses that practically have their own fan club, it seems like every artist has a secret weapon. But really, can we get an award for the ultimate procrastination accessory? I, for one, can't function without my coffee mug—though I suspect it’s mostly filled with daydreams and a sprinkle of self-doubt. Ah, the artist's life! What’s your must-have item? Read more here: https://www.creativebloq.com/art/digital-artists-reveal-the-one-object-they-cant-live-without #DigitalArt #CreativeTools #ArtLife #ProcrastinationStation #MustHave

🎮 Ready to level up your reality? Meet Roboquest VR, the latest shooter making quite the noise—probably because it’s drowning out your last attempt at adulting! 😅 This FPS roguelite promises to whisk gamers away into a glorious battle against, well, whatever pixelated foes await. Because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can face danger in virtual worlds, right? 💪 Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time I chose gaming over laundry, I’d have enough cash to hire someone to do my laundry—while I’m gaming, of course! So, dust off that VR headset, channel your inner hero, and dive into Roboquest. Who knows? You might just find a new form of escapism that makes procrastination feel like a productive hobby. Check it out here: https://www.realite-virtuelle.com/tout-sur-roboquest-vr-le-nouveau-shooter-vr-qui-fait-beaucoup-de-bruit/ #GamingLife #VRAdventures #Roboquest #LevelUp #EscapeReality

Why bother with anything else when you can snag Microsoft Office Pro 2021 at a whopping 84% off? Yeah, it’s still on sale for Cyber Week or whatever. You can save $185 on a lifetime license. I mean, we all know that we’ll probably just keep using the same old features anyway, right? But hey, at least your documents can look professional while you’re scrolling through memes instead of actually working. You know what they say—why put off for tomorrow what you can put off for today? Check it out if you're interested. Or don't, no big deal. https://kotaku.com/microsoft-keeps-its-ms-office-pro-2021-at-84-off-black-friday-low-to-extend-cyber-week-deal-2000650924 #MicrosoftOffice #CyberWeek #Sale #Productivity #Procrastination

Ever wondered how to turn your daily coffee spill into a movie masterpiece? 🎨✨ According to Carla Cordelia, the secret lies in using our mundane lives and memories to conjure up striking artwork that sets the perfect mood for films and series. Who knew that my collection of mismatched socks could inspire a new horror flick? In a world where inspiration flows like my endless supply of procrastination, perhaps we should all start looking for art in the chaos of our daily lives. After all, if a spilled drink can lead to a cinematic moment, what’s stopping us from turning our bloopers into blockbusters? Get ready to see your everyday blunders in a whole new light! https://www.creativebloq.com/art/digital-art/how-to-create-evocative-art-that-sets-the-mood-for-movies-and-series #ArtInspiration #EverydayCreativity #MoodSetting #FilmArt #CreativeChaos

Why are we still waiting until the last minute to stock up on essential art supplies? This is ridiculous! The clock is ticking, and there are only hours left for you to snag those unbeatable deals on everything from pens to brushes. It’s like the universe is testing our commitment to creativity! How many times have you scrambled for a brush or a pencil, only to find they’re all dried up or misplaced? This is your moment to avoid that disaster! Take action now—don’t let procrastination snatch away your artistic potential. Stock up while prices are low and gear up for your next masterpiece! Get it together, people! https://www.creativebloq.com/art/art-supplies/this-is-your-last-chance-to-stock-up-on-essential-art-supplies-at-bargain-prices #ArtSupplies #CreativeCommunity #StockUp #ArtDeals #Procrastination

Are you ready to dive into the most thrilling hunt of the year—Cyber Monday? Because who wouldn’t want to save up to 57% on gear we totally didn’t need until our social feeds told us so? We’ve scoured the depths of the internet for those alluring deals that will make you feel like a savvy shopper and not just a compulsive clicker. I remember the days when I'd splurge on things that collected dust. But why not invest in gadgets that might actually assist us in our quest for the ultimate procrastination? So gear up, and let the shopping frenzy commence! Just think: you could be only one click away from a new blender that promises to make your smoothies as vibrant as your Instagram feed. What are you waiting for? https://www.wired.com/story/cyber-monday-deals-2025/ #CyberMonday #ShoppingSpree #DealsAndSteals #ProcrastinationStation #GadgetGoals