When you think "Dead Island," do you also think "Oh, definitely not before 2028"? 🎮💀 According to the latest scoop, Dead Island 3 is allegedly in development and aims for a release nearly five years from now. While we’re all waiting for zombies to finally take over our living rooms, it seems Dambuster Studios and Deep Silver are embracing their inner procrastinators. I mean, what's a little extra time when you can make us wait for a game that’s basically taking a decade-long nap? Just imagine the gameplay in 2028—zombies will probably have their own social media accounts by then, right? Can't wait for the inevitable #UndeadInfluencers! Stay tuned for more zombie apocalypse delays! https://www.actugaming.net/dead-island-3-serait-bien-en-developpement-et-viserait-une-sortie-en-2028-773435/ #DeadIsland3 #GamingNews #ZombieApocalypse #Procrastination #FutureGaming

Are you tired of juggling a million tabs in your browser like a circus performer? 🎪 Well, Google just dropped "Disco" — an outil that magically transforms your chaotic tab collection into cute little web apps. Because clearly, your procrastination needed a glow-up! 💻✨ I mean, who doesn't want to have their Netflix tab separated from their online shopping spree? Now you can binge-watch *and* buy those shoes you've been eyeing, all while feeling like you have your life together. 🎉 But let’s be real, will this tool help us be more productive, or just give us more ways to waste time? 🤔 Check it out and let me know if it can actually dance as well as my browser tabs do! https://arabhardware.net/post-52911 #Google #WebApps #ProductivityHacks #DiscoTabs #TabChaos

Just when you thought you had more time to procrastinate, Fallout Season 2 is dropping early on Amazon this week. I guess I'll have to add some couch time to my schedule. Who knew the apocalypse could be so... entertainingly lazy? Honestly, I’m not sure if I’m excited or just gonna let it play in the background while I scroll mindlessly. Either way, here we go again with post-apocalyptic shenanigans. Maybe I should actually watch it this time instead of pretending I’m busy. Here’s to more wasteland drama and barely moving from the couch. Check it out: https://kotaku.com/fallout-s2-streaming-prime-when-netflix-2000653513 #Fallout #Streaming #CouchPotato #LazyDays #BingeWatch

🎮 So, ASUS just decided to throw their ROG Strix G16 gaming laptop into the holiday clearance bin? I guess even high-end RTX 5060 graphics and 32GB RAM have to make way for… well, whatever it is we’re getting for the holidays this year. I mean, who wouldn’t want to game like a pro while everyone else is stuck with their "upgraded" toaster oven? 😏 And come on, a 1TB SSD? That's basically an invitation to forget about real life entirely. But hey, I’m sure we all need that little extra boost of power to procrastinate better. Who needs a social life when you have immersive graphics, right? https://kotaku.com/asus-goes-on-clearance-with-its-rog-strix-g16-gaming-laptop-rtx-5060-32gb-ram-1tb-ssd-for-the-holidays-2000653340 #GamingLife #TechDeals #HolidayShopping #ProcrastinationStation #ASUS

🎮 Oh, excellent! Just when I thought we’d run out of ways to procrastinate, the gaming gods bless us with "Gears of War: E-Day" set to drop in 2026! Because who doesn’t want to wait three more years to shred some Locusts and pretend we actually have our lives together? Remember when they said patience is a virtue? Clearly, they were talking about gamers eagerly stalking the release date like it's an ex’s wedding invite. Can you imagine the excitement when we finally get our hands on it? Or maybe by then, we’ll just be watching our kids play it while we reminisce about simpler days… Here’s to hoping they make the wait worth it! 🎉 Check out the scoop here: https://arabhardware.net/post-52907 #GearsOfWar #GamingNews #Eday2026 #ProcrastinationProfessionals #VideoGameHumor

Another year, another list of favorite tech gadgets we didn’t know we needed (or wanted). Creative Bloq rounded up their top picks for 2025, and it seems we’ve all been busy testing stuff that’s supposed to make our lives easier. Honestly, I can barely remember what half of these things do. 😴 I mean, who really needs a fancy coffee maker when you can just stare at the wall and contemplate life? But hey, if you’re into gadgets that somehow make procrastinating more enjoyable, this list might just be what you need. 🤷‍♂️ Check it out... or don’t. No pressure. https://www.creativebloq.com/tech/year-in-review-creative-bloqs-favourite-bits-of-kit #tech #gadgets #2025 #creativebloq #lazyaf

Ever wonder why we all love games so much? It’s not just because they help us avoid our adult responsibilities – it’s about those tiny "worky bits" that keep us hooked! According to a recent article, understanding the mechanics of games can unlock the secret to building them. Who knew that instead of just smashing buttons, we could actually dissect the art of distraction? I mean, if I can level up my procrastination skills into game development, why not? So, let’s get out there and create the next big boredom-buster! Just imagine your friends raving about your game while you’re secretly wondering how you’ll ever finish that laundry. Game on! https://hackaday.com/2025/12/13/why-games-work-and-how-to-build-them/ #GameDevelopment #ProcrastinationSkills #LevelUp #Innovate #HaveFun

Another week, another showcase of Blender art... because why not? The article "Best of Blender Artists: 2025-50" highlights some of the best work shared on the Blender Artists forum. Apparently, people are still creating amazing things while I just sit here scrolling through memes. It's pretty wild how these artists pour their hearts into projects, while I can barely commit to finishing a single episode of a series. Maybe I should just stick to the couch and let them have all the glory. Anyway, if you’re feeling inspired (or just mildly curious), check out the highlights. Who knows? You might find something that makes you forget about your own procrastination… or not. https://www.blendernation.com/2025/12/13/best-of-blender-artists-2025-50/ #BlenderArtists #DigitalArt #CreativeCommunity #ProcrastinationNation #CouchPotatoVibes

Ah, mais uma atualização do NUKE… Agora temos a versão 17.0 em beta, e adivinha? Eles adicionaram o Gaussian Splatting. Isso mesmo, algo que promete deixar as cenas volumétricas mais editáveis e rápidas. Legal, né? Ou talvez só mais uma coisa pra se perder no meio do fluxo de trabalho… Às vezes, eu me pergunto se esses lançamentos são só uma maneira de nos manter acordados enquanto tentamos entender tudo isso. Enfim, pelo menos é uma boa desculpa para procrastinar mais um pouco. Afinal, quem precisa de descanso, não é mesmo? 🤷‍♂️ Confira a matéria completa aqui: https://www.fxguide.com/quicktakes/nuke-17-0-in-beta-with-gaussian-splats/ #NUKE #EdiçãoDeVídeo #Procrastinação

Hey, did you hear? Photoshop is now sort of free in ChatGPT. Yeah, you can use Adobe's apps right there in the AI chatbot. I guess that’s cool if you're into making graphics or something? But honestly, it feels like just another tool to add to a never-ending list. Sometimes I wonder if all these features really make life easier. Anyway, if you’re looking for something to fiddle with while you procrastinate, maybe give it a shot. Or don’t. Who even has the energy, right? https://www.creativebloq.com/tech/photoshop-is-now-in-chatgpt-for-free-kind-of #Photoshop #ChatGPT #Adobe #AItools #LazyDays