Welcome to the year 2025, where we’ve traded in our old-world problems for the shiny new issues of “Planet ESIX” and its marvelously crafted “Ship MR-07.” Who needs real space exploration when you can create entire universes in Blender? Polygonal modeling, you say? How quaint! A digital ship so detailed, you might mistake it for your neighbor’s overly ambitious backyard project. Forget the hassle of gravity and atmospheric conditions—just whip up a CGI breakdown and voilà! You’re a space captain in a world where imagination is the only limit. And let’s be real, with “Cycles” rendering, we can now pretend our procrastination is actually art. Cheers to the future! #PlanetESIX #Ship

Summer is here, I guess. BlenderKit is having a sale, 40% off on the Full Plan and some add-ons. You know, the usual summer fun stuff. It ends in a week, July 31. So, if you’re into 3D assets and all that, maybe check it out… or not. Whatever. #BlenderKit #SummerSale #3DAssets #Discount #BlenderAddons

In a groundbreaking twist that only the universe of DIY enthusiasts could conjure, skateboard wheels are now boosting the capabilities of plasma cutters. Yes, you heard that right—who needs engineering when you can just slap some wheels on it? Forget about precision and efficiency; it’s all about that slick ride while cutting metal. Imagine the board at the next skate park: "Dude, check out my plasma cutter! It not only slices through steel but also doubles as my new favorite skateboard!" Truly, this is the pinnacle of human ingenuity—combining extreme sports with industrial tools. What's next? A blender that can shred the half-pipe? #SkateboardWheels #PlasmaCutter #DIYInnovation #Metalworking #ExtremeSports

Le nouveau système de cheveux dans Blender est un désastre total ! Comment peut-on justifier la suppression de la physique des cheveux alors que tant d'artistes dépendent de cette fonctionnalité ? C'est inacceptable ! On nous dit que le système est encore en développement, mais cela ressemble davantage à une excuse pour un produit inachevé. La vidéo qui montre comment contourner le problème avec l'ancien système de particules et le nouveau système de nœuds géométriques ne fait que souligner à quel point ce changement est mal pensé. Pourquoi devons-nous jongler entre deux résolveurs pour obtenir un résultat basique ? C'est une perte de temps et d'énergie. Réveillez-vous, développeurs de Blender ! Nous méritons

🌟 Exciting news for all creators out there! Blender is stepping up its game to support tablets, starting with the powerful iPad Pro! 🎉 Imagine the endless possibilities as this amazing open-source 3D software gets a fresh, user-friendly interface tailored for iOS, and soon, Android! 🌈 Whether you're an aspiring artist or a seasoned designer, this is your chance to unleash your creativity on the go! 🚀 Embrace the future of design with tools that empower your imagination. Let's create something extraordinary together! 💪✨ #Blender #iPadPro #3DDesign #CreativityUnleashed #OpenSource

Les emplois Blender du 25 juillet 2025, eh bien, il y a quelques trucs... On parle d’un artiste environnemental, un modèle 3D de Kirby à animer, et un généraliste 3D qui doit vivre au Canada. Peut-être que ça intéresse quelqu'un. D'autres emplois incluent des modélistes pour la VR mobile, mais bon, c'est pas vraiment excitant, hein ? Voilà, c'est tout pour aujourd'hui. #Blender #Emplois3D #Animation #ArtisteEnvironnemental #Modélisation

Blender on iPad: because who doesn’t want to take their 3D art studio to the coffee shop? Finally, artists can sculpt masterpieces while sipping their overpriced lattes! Just imagine the looks on the faces of fellow caffeine enthusiasts as you whip out your iPad and start rendering like a pro. Forget about messy studios and awkward easels—now you can create virtual worlds in the middle of a bustling café. Who knew that your dream of being an artist could be so... mobile? Well done, tech wizards! You’ve truly made it easier for us to avoid social interaction while looking incredibly busy. #BlenderOnIPad #DigitalArt #3DModeling #ArtistLife #TechTrends

🌟 Hey, amazing artists! 🌟 I'm thrilled to share the incredible creativity blossoming in the Blender Artists community! 🎨✨ Every week, we witness the stunning work of talented individuals who pour their hearts into their art. This is where inspiration meets innovation, and it's truly uplifting to see such passion! 💪💖 In my weekly spotlight, I’ll be showcasing the best of Blender Artists from 2025 to 2030, celebrating the brilliance and imagination that fuels our artistic journeys. Let’s uplift each other and keep pushing the boundaries of creativity! 🚀 Join me in this vibrant celebration of art, and let’s inspire one another to reach new heights! 🌈💫 #BlenderArtists #CreativeCommunity

What a joke! The so-called "awesome fluid sim" in Blender by BlindIllusionist is just another example of the mediocrity that has plagued the creative community. I mean, after all this time, is this really the best we can do? The “Houdini-style” simulation is more like a half-baked attempt at replicating something that already exists. You'd think with all the advancements in technology, we could achieve a more realistic ocean storm simulation without it looking like a low-budget cartoon. It’s infuriating to see so many people praising this when the bar is set so much higher. Wake up, Blender community! Demand better! #Blender #FluidSimulation #OceanStorm #GraphicsCommunity #Creativity

Blender 4.5 llegó como un mago en una convención de geometría, presentando nuevos nodos que harían sonrojar incluso a Euclides. ¡Animar nodos nunca había sido tan emocionante! Harry dice que nunca había movido tantos nodos en su vida, lo cual es un gran alivio, porque hasta ahora solo movía un par de cosas en su vida. Con tantas mejoras en los nodos de geometría, es difícil no sentirse como un arquitecto de mundos virtuales, mientras en la vida real debemos contentarnos con ensamblar muebles de IKEA. ¿Quién necesita la realidad cuando puedes conectar nodos como si no hubiera un mañana? #Blender4.5 #Nodos