It's baffling how some people think that slapping an ATtiny chip onto a PCB business card is innovative. Seriously, a business card that plays cracktro hits? Is this what we've come to? Instead of focusing on practical skills and real-world applications, we're wasting time on gimmicks that scream "look at me" without any substance. This is a perfect example of how the tech community can get lost in its own absurdity. Creativity is great, but if it detracts from professionalism, what's the point? Let’s get back to meaningful technology rather than childish distractions. #TechCritique #PCBBusinessCard #InnovationOrGimmick #TechCommunity #RealSkills

What a ridiculous mess we've stumbled upon with "The Substance"! This so-called film, directed by Coralie Fargeat, is nothing but a desperate attempt to cash in on the nostalgia of stars like Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley. The focus on VFX and practical effects is laughable when the story itself is a shallow portrayal of a star willing to inject herself with unpredictable substances just to regain her fame. It’s a reflection of our society's obsession with superficiality and the lengths people will go to for fleeting attention. Instead of celebrating talent, we glorify this toxic narrative. Are we really okay with this? It's time to demand better from our filmmakers and reject this garbage! #TheSubstance #VFX #FilmCritique #

Ah, Prime Day, the annual event where we all pretend that buying a $25 water filter makes us eco-warriors, while blasting our $99 headphones to drown out the sound of our financial decisions. Who knew that under $100 could get us tech so advanced it practically does the thinking for us? LifeStraws for sipping questionable lake water and headphones for tuning out reality—what a perfect symphony of modern living! When in doubt, just remember: if it’s on sale, it must be a deal. Because nothing says “I’m financially responsible” quite like stocking up on gadgets you didn’t know you needed in a world full of problems you can easily ignore. #PrimeDay2025 #TechDeals #LifeStraw

Oh, joy! Just when you thought the world of sunglasses couldn’t get any more exclusive, here comes Meta, strutting in with its latest coup: Prada shades! Because, let’s be honest, when you think of cutting-edge tech, who better to partner with than a fashion house known for turning fabric into fortune? That's right, folks—Ray-Ban, Oakley… and now Prada! I mean, it only makes sense. Who wouldn’t want to experience augmented reality while looking like they just stepped off a runway? Forget practicality; we’re living in a digital age where style trumps substance—especially when your sunglasses cost more than your monthly rent. Meta’s new venture is the perfect embodiment of this ethos: blending high fashion with the latest tech, or as I like to call it, “the art of looking fabulous while you fail to see reality.” The marketing team must have had a field day brainstorming this one. “Let’s take two things people love—fashion and technology—and mash them together like a smoothie that you can’t quite identify!” Brilliant! Imagine strutting down the street, these Prada shades perched on your nose, the world around you filtered through a lens that screams, “I’m too cool for your mundane existence.” And let’s not forget the irony of wearing designer sunglasses to look at a digital world. It’s like putting on a tuxedo to play video games in your basement. Who needs the real world when you can have a virtual one enhanced by a pair of overpriced glasses? It’s a match made in, well, a marketing executive’s dream. But hey, at least they’ve managed to keep the legacy of Ray-Ban and Oakley alive—who needs function when you can turn heads? Sure, they might not shield your eyes from the glaring truth of your bank account after this purchase, but at least you’ll be the best-dressed person in the room… or the one most likely to be judged for frivolous spending. So, to all you fashion-forward tech enthusiasts out there, let’s raise a toast to the new era of eyewear! May your Prada shades serve as a reminder that in this world, it’s not about what you see, but how you look doing it. Cheers to the future, where your inability to see the obvious is only matched by your impeccable taste in sunglasses! #MetaPrada #FashionTech #RayBanOakley #SunglassesSeason #VirtualReality

Ah, DreamWorks! That magical land where the sun always shines, and animated penguins can sing better than most of us in the shower. A studio that has been spinning its whimsical web of nostalgia since the dawn of time, or at least since the late '90s, when they decided that making ogres feel relatable was the new black. So, what's this I hear? A documentary detailing the illustrious history of DreamWorks? Because clearly, we all needed a deep dive into the riveting saga of a studio that has made more animated films than there are flavors of ice cream. I mean, who doesn’t want to know the backstory behind the creation of Shrek 25 or the emotional journey of a dragon who can’t decide if it wants to befriend a Viking or roast him on a spit? The podcast team behind 12 FPS is bringing us this "ambitious" documentary, where I can only assume they will unveil the "secret" techniques used to create those iconic characters. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of caffeine, sleepless nights, and animators talking to their cats for inspiration. Yes, I await with bated breath to see the archival footage of the early days, where perhaps we’ll witness the groundbreaking moment someone said, “What if we made a movie about a talking donkey?” Truly, groundbreaking stuff. And let's not overlook the "success" part of their journey. Did we really need a documentary to explain that? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been raking in billions while we sob over animated farewells. The financial success is practically part of their DNA at this point—like a sequel to a beloved movie that no one asked for, but everyone pretends to love. If you’re lucky, maybe the documentary will even reveal the elusive DreamWorks formula: a sprinkle of heart, a dash of pop culture reference, and just enough celebrity voices to keep the kids glued to their screens while parents pretend to be interested. Who wouldn’t want to see behind the curtain and discover how they managed to capture our hearts with a bunch of flying fish or a lovable giant who somehow manages to be both intimidating and cuddly? But hey, in a world where we can binge-watch a 12-hour documentary on the making of a sandwich, why not dedicate a few hours to DreamWorks’ illustrious past? After all, nothing screams ‘cultural significance’ quite like animated characters who can break into song at the most inappropriate moments. So grab your popcorn and prepare for the ride through DreamWorks: the history of a studio that has made us laugh, cry, and occasionally question our taste in movies. #DreamWorks #AnimationHistory #12FPS #Documentary #ShrekForever

So, there's this thing called retro gaming. You know, the good old days with the NES and Game Boy. If you’re a fan, you probably have both. But let's be real: carrying around a big NES isn’t exactly practical. I mean, who wants to lug that thing everywhere? The Game Boy, on the other hand, is like the ultimate portable gaming device. You can take it with you anywhere, and it fits nicely in your pocket. But then again, if you miss that classic NES experience, it’s kind of a drag. It’s like choosing between a couch and a bed—both are comfy in their own way but come with their own issues. So, yeah, you could get both, but there’s always that question of practicality. The NES has some epic games for sure, but dragging it around just doesn't make sense. The Game Boy is there for your on-the-go gaming needs, but it can’t quite replicate that living room nostalgia, right? At the end of the day, it’s about what you want. Carry a NES and deal with the inconvenience, or stick with the Game Boy and keep things simple. Either way, you’re probably going to end up playing the same old games. In a world where we have options, it’s amusing how sometimes the simplest choice feels the most limiting. But hey, if you’re into both, good for you. You do you, I guess. #RetroGaming #NES #GameBoy #Nintendo #GamingNostalgia

In a world where smartphones have become extensions of our very beings, it seems only fitting that the latest buzz is about none other than the Trump Mobile and its dazzling Gold T1 smartphone. Yes, you heard that right – a phone that’s as golden as its namesake’s aspirations and, arguably, just as inflated! Let’s dive into the nine *urgent* questions we all have about this technological marvel. First on the list: Is it true that the Trump Mobile can only connect to social media platforms that feature a certain orange-tinted filter? Because if it doesn’t, what’s the point, really? We all know that a phone’s worth is measured by its ability to curate the perfect image, preferably one that makes the user look like a billion bucks—just like the former president himself. And while we’re on the topic of money, can we talk about the Gold T1’s price tag? Rumor has it that it’s priced like a luxury yacht, but comes with the battery life of a damp sponge. A perfect combo for those who wish to flaunt their wealth while simultaneously being unable to scroll through their Twitter feed without a panic attack when the battery drops to 1%. Now, let’s not forget about the *data plan*. Is it true that the plan includes unlimited access to news outlets that only cover “the best” headlines? Because if I can’t get my daily dose of “Trump is the best” articles, then what’s the point of having a phone that’s practically a golden trophy? I can just see the commercials now: “Get your Trump Mobile and never miss an opportunity to revel in your own glory!” Furthermore, what about the customer service? One can only imagine calling for assistance and getting a voicemail that says, “We’re busy making America great again, please leave a message after the beep.” If you’re lucky, you might get a callback… in a week, or perhaps never. After all, who needs help when you have a phone that’s practically an icon of success? Let’s also discuss the design. Is it true that the Gold T1 comes with a built-in mirror so you can admire yourself while pretending to check your messages? Because nothing screams “I’m important” like a smartphone that encourages narcissism at every glance. And what about the camera? Will it have a special feature that automatically enhances your selfies to ensure you look as good as the carefully curated versions of yourself? I mean, we can’t have anything less than perfection when it comes to our online personas, can we? In conclusion, while the Trump Mobile and Gold T1 smartphone might promise a new era of connectivity and self-admiration, one can only wonder if it’s all a glittery façade hiding a less-than-stellar user experience. But hey, for those who’ve always dreamt of owning a piece of tech that’s as bold and brash as its namesake, this might just be the device for you! #TrumpMobile #GoldT1 #SmartphoneHumor #TechSatire #DigitalNarcissism

Ah, the enchanting world of "Beautiful Accessibility"—where design meets a sweet sprinkle of dignity and a dollop of empathy. Isn’t it just delightful how we’ve collectively decided that making things accessible should also be aesthetically pleasing? Because, clearly, having a ramp that doesn’t double as a modern art installation would be just too much to ask. Gone are the days when accessibility was seen as a dull, clunky afterthought. Now, we’re on a quest to make sure that every wheelchair ramp looks like it was sculpted by Michelangelo himself. Who needs functionality when you can have a piece of art that also serves as a means of entry? You know, it’s almost like we’re saying, “Why should people who need help have to sacrifice beauty for practicality?” Let’s talk about that “rigid, rough, and unfriendly” stereotype of accessibility. Sure, it’s easy to dismiss these concerns. Just slap a coat of trendy paint on a handrail and voilà! You’ve got a “beautifully accessible” structure that’s just as likely to send someone flying off the side as it is to help them reach the door. But hey, at least it’s pretty to look at as they tumble—right? And let’s not overlook the underlying question: for whom are we really designing? Is it for the people who need accessibility, or is it for the fleeting approval of the Instagram crowd? If it’s the latter, then congratulations! You’re on the fast track to a trend that will inevitably fade faster than last season’s fashion. Remember, folks, the latest hashtag isn’t ‘#AccessibilityForAll’; it’s ‘#AccessibilityIsTheNewBlack,’ and we all know how long that lasts in the fickle world of social media. Now, let’s sprinkle in some empathy, shall we? Because nothing says “I care” quite like a designer who has spent five minutes contemplating the plight of those who can’t navigate the “avant-garde” staircase that serves no purpose other than to look chic in a photo. Empathy is key, but please, let’s not take it too far. After all, who has time to engage deeply with real human needs when there’s a dazzling design competition to win? So, as we stand at the crossroads of functionality and aesthetics, let’s all raise a glass to the idea of "Beautiful Accessibility." May it forever remain beautifully ironic and, of course, aesthetically pleasing—after all, what’s more dignified than a thoughtfully designed ramp that looks like it belongs in a museum, even if it makes getting into that museum a bit of a challenge? #BeautifulAccessibility #DesignWithEmpathy #AccessibilityMatters #DignityInDesign #IronyInAccessibility

Why invest in an ergonomic chair if you’re just going to sit for hours playing video games? It’s a question that has been plaguing the gaming community since the dawn of the pixelated age. I mean, who needs lumbar support when you can have the sweet embrace of a gaming throne that looks like it was designed by a medieval knight with back issues? Let’s face it: the idea of opting for an ergonomic chair suggests that we value our spines as much as we value our high scores. But why choose comfort when you can cultivate a personal relationship with your couch? After all, your couch has been there for you during those late-night gaming marathons, silently judging your life choices, yet providing an unparalleled level of support for your questionable lifestyle. And let’s not forget the allure of the “gaming chair.” You know the type—those flashy, over-the-top models that look like they belong in a spaceship rather than your living room. Sure, they’re marketed as ergonomically friendly, but let’s be honest: the only "ergonomics" we really care about is the angle at which we can tilt ourselves to reach for snacks without leaving our gaming station. Plus, how can we ignore the aesthetic? Who wouldn’t want a chair that screams, “I’m a serious gamer!” while simultaneously whispering, “I haven’t seen sunlight in days?” The more cushion and neon lights, the better! Ergonomics? Please. Give me RGB lighting and a lumbar support that doubles as a snack holder. And speaking of long hours spent sitting, nothing says “I’m a professional” quite like developing a slight hunch while furiously clicking away to conquer the next level. After all, who needs to stand up and stretch when you can achieve that coveted “gamer posture”? It’s practically a badge of honor in our digital world. So here’s to the cozy chairs that cradle us in our quest to save imaginary worlds while neglecting our real-world responsibilities. Who cares if we’re leaving a trail of back pain and posture issues in our wake? All that matters is that we’re leveling up, and that’s worth every crick in our necks! In conclusion, the next time someone asks, “Why opt for an ergonomic chair if you’re going to spend hours gaming?” just nod knowingly, because they clearly haven’t unlocked the secret level of comfort that comes with a good old-fashioned couch. Happy gaming, my fellow digital warriors! #GamingChair #Ergonomics #VideoGames #CouchLife #GamerPosture

Ah, California! The land of sunshine, dreams, and the ever-elusive promise of tax credits that could rival a Hollywood blockbuster in terms of drama. Rumor has it that the state is considering a whopping 35% increase in tax credits to boost audiovisual production. Because, you know, who wouldn’t want to encourage more animated characters to come to life in a state where the cost of living is practically animated itself? Let’s talk about these legislative gems—Assembly Bill 1138 and Senate Bill 630. Apparently, they’re here to save the day, expanding the scope of existing tax aids like some overzealous superhero. I mean, why stop at simply attracting filmmakers when you can also throw in visual effects and animation? It’s like giving a kid a whole candy store instead of a single lollipop. Who can say no to that? But let’s pause for a moment and ponder the implications of this grand gesture. More tax credits mean more projects, which means more animated explosions, talking squirrels, and heartfelt stories about the struggles of a sentient avocado trying to find love in a world that just doesn’t understand it. Because, let’s face it, nothing says “artistic integrity” quite like a financial incentive large enough to fund a small country. And what do we have to thank for this potential windfall? Well, it seems that politicians have finally realized that making movies is a lot more profitable than, say, fixing potholes or addressing climate change. Who knew? Instead of investing in infrastructure that might actually benefit the people living there, they decided to invest in the fantasy world of visual effects. Because really, what’s more important—smooth roads or a high-speed chase featuring a CGI dinosaur? As we delve deeper into this world of tax credit excitement, let’s not forget the underlying truth: these credits are essentially a “please stay here” plea to filmmakers who might otherwise take their talents to greener pastures (or Texas, where they also have sweet deals going on). So, here’s to hoping that the next big animated feature isn’t just a celebration of creativity but also a financial statement that makes accountants drool. So get ready, folks! The next wave of animated masterpieces is coming, fueled by tax incentives and the relentless pursuit of cinematic glory. Who doesn’t want to see more characters with existential crises brought to life on screen, courtesy of our taxpayer dollars? Bravo, California! You’ve truly outdone yourself. Now let’s just hope these tax credits don’t end up being as ephemeral as a poorly rendered CGI character. #CaliforniaTaxCredits #Animation #VFX #Hollywood #TaxIncentives