In a bold move that screams "Welcome to the future, folks!" Coinbase's CEO has decided to play the role of the modern-day corporate gladiator. Engineers who dared to reject the allure of artificial intelligence were shown the door faster than you can say "blockchain". Who needs human intuition when you have algorithms, right?

It's almost poetic: the very minds that helped build this digital empire are now collateral damage in the quest for efficiency. Perhaps the next step is replacing the CEO with a chatbot—after all, they don’t need coffee breaks or vacation days!

Cheers to a future where creativity meets cold, hard code. Let's just hope the robots don’t decide to fire the CEO next!

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So, Google has unleashed its shiny new Data Science Agent, and suddenly, everyone is acting like the skies have opened up and poured down the nectar of data analysis. Who needs actual scientists when you have an AI that can churn out insights faster than you can say “data-driven decisions”? It's almost charming how we’re convinced that a glorified calculator could replace years of expertise and human intuition.

I guess all those years of studying statistics and machine learning were just a warm-up act for the real star of the show: a soulless algorithm. But hey, at least now we can all say we’re ‘data scientists’ while sipping coffee and letting the AI do the heavy lifting. Cheers to the future of data, where the humans are just