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A few years ago, I left a furniture store in New York City with a light gray fabric swatch and instructions to try to ruin it. That night, my kids, two and six at the time, went wild dousing the swatch in ketchup, finger-painting on it, and, of course, dunking the poor, soft square in the toilet bowl (which was, I promise, cleanish). After all their upholstery debauchery was done, the swatch remained good as new. The fabric was indeed indestructible. I ordered the couch that night, and sure enough, it has held up like a champ.But guess what? I hate that couch. And I hate my living room. Everything is so kid-friendly and stain-proof that it lacks any sophistication or edge. I love ceramics, and with a now five-year-old boy, I cant have ceramics. I love antique rugs, and because of my hot-cocoa-crazed kids, I deploy only Ruggables (an excellent brand, I might say). As a woman who identifies as an artist and individualist, I find it humiliating to tell friends that, I really, honestly, seriously do have great taste, as they recline on a Good Vibes Only pillow from Five Below. So when I recently found myself in a friends newly designed living rooma milieu of Parisian upholstery, formal drapes (freakin drapes!), silk rugs, and sexy coffee table books that had nothing to do with Dork Diaries or Ramona and Beezus, I was dead with envy. The room was decidedly kid-unfriendlyand she definitely has kids, who she definitely loves. So when I asked what kind of phenomenon I was experiencing, she said, Oh, the off-limits living room is back! The off-limits living room. What a genius idea. Related StoriesIts not entirely foreign to me. I have an off-limits bedrooma rule I imposed after my daughters friend was found under my Brooklinen Luxe Sateen sheets sheets eating chicken nuggets. And I grew up with a mother who had strict boundaries around rooms: Shoes and coats must live in the mudroom; no TVs in the bedrooms; no food outside the dining areas; and when the kitchen is closed, THE KITCHEN IS CLOSED. But the living roomas in, the thing commonly known as the family room?designated for grown-ups only? Could this glorious trend be real? Why We Want Very Adult SpacesNate SheetsThe living room in a Kansas City home designed by Annie Kern.According to Joan Barzilay Freund, author of I was shocked to find out that furniture brands are feeling the off-limit living room popularity too. There might even be a low-key backlash against the shiny, inherently depressing (to me, at least) performance fabrics that have been all the rage in my mom friend circles. Phantila Phataraprasit, cofounder andCEO of Sabai Design, says, Were seeing a rise in our hemp fabrics, which are 100 percent natural and untreated. We were initially concerned that people would shy away from the hemp due to it being less stain-resistant. However, its sales continue to increase rapidly. I think perhaps stain-resistant fabric is taking a back seat to the beautiful, organic materials.Lauren Martin-Moro of the design firm Alchemy Collective thinks all this could be post-Covid related. Post pandemic, weve definitely seen a shift in clients wanting spaces to feel more aesthetically elevated. Its a priority Im hearing more than family friendly these days. Our clients want to feel inspired at home. They want style. Theyre ready to design for THEM and enjoy every ounce of it.When I asked if there are other factors that could play into the adultification of our living rooms, Martin-Moro suggested it could have something to do with the current real estate climate. Since no one can afford to level up these days, theyre taking what they have and making it better, more aspirational. Our clients want to feel inspired at home. They want style. So whether its a bold stripe on an unexpected chair silhouette, a sophisticated wallpaper, or a coffee table with the long-feared sharp edgestheyre ready to design for THEM and enjoy every ounce of it, which I wholeheartedly encourage. The Fantasy Versus RealityThomas KuohA gallery wall curated from the familys art collection in a San Francisco home designed by Emilie Munroe. Martin-Moro might have this kind of agency because its how she grew up. My mother did not change one ounce of our family home to accommodate the wilder child-rearing years. She had open shelves full of china, a metal and glass coffee table, antique rugs in each room, and special artwork everywhere. She instilled in me a respect and awareness for the finer things within a home, and how much joy a personalized, beautiful space can bring. Preach. However. Im not sure how practical any of this is for my family. We live in a tiny Brooklyn apartment (its about 900 square feet). If I dont let my kids in the living room, they literally have nowhere else to go. If I do let them in the living room, and its filled with gorgeous, fragile things, someone will wind up in the emergency roomwith either stickers (the kids) or a nervous breakdown (me). So either the Off-Limits Living Room is an option thats only available to people with big homes, as if theyre not lucky enough already, or theres a way to implement some of these lessons into our particular, smushed-together lifestyle.For example, Ill never have the space or lifestyle for a snazzy bar cart, but I can enhance my glassware game by replacing our cups that may or may not say Chuck E. Cheese on them with gorgeous drinkware that feels very me, and very cool, like these Etched Thistle Recycled tumblers, plus a matching pitcher, from East Fork, which I recently purchased with delight. Little upgrades like that definitely make me less embarrassed to entertain adults. I can also put up more art from artists who I personally respond to, like this evocative collage by James Gallagher, and another framed print I found on Etsy with the words to live by: Get Your Shit Together. And once and for all, I can burn that soul-sucking, boring gray couch and go with something dangerously chic and recklessly beautifulalthough as I currently watch my daughter eating Nutella without a spoon on said sofa, I think the design gods might be telling me, not quite yet.East Fork Etched Thistle Recycled Glassware$18 at eastfork.comDavid Shrigley Framed Pop PrintNow 25% Off$33 $25 at EtsySanderson Sanderson x Giles Deacon Regency Aperigon Pillow Cover$259 at Williams SonomaMaison Louis Marie No.04 Bois de Balincourt Home DiffuserFollow House Beautiful on Instagram and TikTok.