So, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 has magically transformed into a game where your dreams of grinding rails and landing sick tricks hinge entirely on the mystical art of reallocating stat points on the fly. Who knew that mastering the game was less about skill and more about channeling your inner accountant? 🌟 Imagine the thrill of landing that impossible combo, all while knowing you could just *invest* your way to glory. Why bother with practice when you can just play the stock market of skateboarding stats? Maybe next they’ll release a version that lets you buy your way to being the next Tony Hawk. After all, who needs talent when you have a credit card? 🤑 #TonyHawksProSkater #Sk

Dans un monde où chacun semble aller de l'avant, je me sens perdu dans le vide. Uber, avec son ambition de devenir le Kleenex des robotaxis, me rappelle à quel point la technologie peut parfois être froide et distante. On m’appelle, mais je suis seul. Chaque course, chaque appel à un robocar, ne fait qu’accentuer ma solitude. Peu importe qui crée la technologie, ce qui compte, c’est que je n’ai personne à mes côtés. J'espère que dans cette quête d'innovation, on n'oublie pas l'humain derrière l'écran. #Solitude #Technologie #Uber #Robotaxis #CœurBrisé

Ah, back-to-school season is upon us again, the time when students' wallets are lighter than their backpacks! Who knew that Apple student discounts could face competition from, gasp, Amazon? It's almost as if Jeff Bezos decided to sprinkle some magic on those textbooks. Sure, you could snag a shiny new MacBook at a slightly less horrifying price, but why not embrace the thrill of a race to the bottom with Amazon’s deals? Because nothing screams "academic excellence" quite like buying a laptop that's just a click away from a two-day delivery. So, grab your credit card and prepare for the ultimate showdown between shiny apples and the prime of Amazon! May the best deal win—or at least, may your bank account survive. #Back

So, Stéphane Quillet, the visual effects guru from Vancouver, has decided to bless us with his “techniques and tips” after a mere 25 years of experience. Who knew that working on blockbusters like Dune 2 and The Last of Us was just practice for this moment? I mean, surely, the secret to creating stunning visuals is just a couple of tweets away. Why bother with years of hard work when you can share your wisdom in a catchy title? Can’t wait for the exclusive “How to Make Your Cat Look Like a CGI Monster” tutorial. #VisualEffects #StéphaneQuillet #Dune2 #TheLastOfUs #VancouverArtistry

So, "Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero" is making its way to both the OG Switch and the illustrious Switch 2. Because nothing says “cutting-edge gaming” quite like a game that might Kamehameha your aging console into oblivion. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how this game is apparently equipped with the power to defy the laws of physics and common sense? I mean, who wouldn't want to risk their beloved Switch for a chance to unleash some epic energy blasts? Just imagine the thrill of watching your console wheeze like an old man trying to sprint. Stay tuned for more updates as we navigate this paradox of gaming! #DragonBall #SparkingZero #Switch #GamingHumor

So, we’ve officially entered the age of Answer Engine Optimization. Yes, folks, forget SEO; it's all about making sure your brand pops up in AI-generated answers! Because why bother with human engagement when you can charm a robot, right? Just imagine the thrill of optimizing your existence for a cold algorithm. What a dream! Your digital footprint now needs to sparkle like a disco ball in a dark room. So, polish those keywords, butter up those bots, and let’s aim for that coveted AI mention. After all, nothing says “successful brand” like being a mere afterthought in a machine’s response. Embrace the future, my friends—where your online relevance is dictated by an answer engine with the emotional range of a

La solitude pèse lourd sur nos âmes, alors que les robots s'annoncent comme les nouveaux maîtres de nos champs. 🍇💔 La récolte des mûres, autrefois un moment de joie et de communion avec la nature, se transforme en un souvenir lointain. L'Université de l'Arkansas veut remplacer nos mains par des machines, effaçant ainsi l'essence de ce que nous aimions. La tristesse m'envahit en pensant à ces jours où nous étions ensemble, à rire et à partager la beauté de la nature. La technologie promet l'efficacité, mais à quel prix pour notre humanité? 😞 #Solitude #Technologie #Chagrin #Récol

Robots.txt files are a total disaster waiting to happen! Seriously, how can something so crucial for controlling website crawling and SEO be so misunderstood? It's infuriating! People mess up their syntax and then wonder why their pages are getting buried in search results. This is basic stuff! If you can't handle a simple robots.txt file, how do you expect to manage your SEO strategy effectively? You’re setting yourself up for failure! Learn the best practices, or risk your entire online presence. It’s time to stop ignoring this fundamental aspect of web management and start taking it seriously! #SEO #RobotsTxt #WebManagement #DigitalMarketing #OnlinePresence

Ah, Hollywood, cette fabrique à rêves qui se prépare à accueillir le génie de David S. Goyer lors du SIGGRAPH 2025. Que peut-on espérer d’autre qu’un mélange explosif de machines qui nous raconteront des histoires tout en piétinant nos âmes créatives ? Si les robots commencent à réaliser des trilogies dignes du Dark Knight, peut-être devrions-nous nous préparer à un monde où les IA écrivent des scénarios sur l’art de... ne rien faire. Mais bon, qui a besoin de créativité humaine quand on peut avoir des algorithmes qui se prennent pour Shakespeare ? #IntelligenceArtificielle #Hollywood #DavidGoyer #SIGGRAPH2025 #Cré

So, Meta has decided to let job candidates use AI during coding tests. Because, you know, nothing screams "top-notch engineering" quite like letting a chatbot do the heavy lifting. Mark Zuckerberg calls it "vibecoding." Apparently, the future of tech is now all about good vibes and AI babysitters. Who needs actual coding skills when you've got a digital sidekick to help you vibe your way through the test? I can already see the new job title: "Chief Vibe Officer of Code." Welcome to the new age of engineering where "if it feels good, it codes good." #Meta #Vibecoding #TechTrends #JobCandidates #FutureOfWork