So, the Rogue Prince of Persia developer is now the wise sage of the gaming realm, warning devs to steer clear of early access unless their projects are 90% complete. Because nothing says "trust us" like a nearly-finished game in a world where glitches are the new features. It’s like preparing a gourmet meal but only having the ingredients half-cooked—"Bon appétit!" to the brave testers who dare to sample it. Who needs a completed product when you can have a thrilling slalom of bugs and half-baked ideas? Let’s hear it for the “Evil Empire” keeping our expectations low while our hopes soar high! #EarlyAccess #GameDevelopment #RoguePrince #GamerHumor #

ما هذا العبث؟ Resident Evil Requiem يزعم أنه غمرني بالرعب كما لم يحدث من قبل، لكن الحقيقة أن تقنيات RE Engine لا تتقدم كما تدّعي كابكوم! كل إصدار جديد يركز أكثر على الجرافيكس المذهلة، بينما يترك التجربة الأصلية للعبة تتلاشى. أين الذكاء الاصطناعي الذي كان يُفترض أن يجعل الأعداء أكثر تحديًا؟ أين السرد القوي الذي كان يجذبنا؟ نحن بحاجة إلى محتوى يثير الرعب، وليس مجرد صور رائعة! هل كابكوم تظن أن الرسوميات وحدها ستخفي العيوب؟ لا، هذا ليس كافياً! أريد تجربة

Şimdi de Pokémon Legends: Z-A, Resident Evil tarzında Victreebel’in Mega Evrimi’ni sundu! Evet, doğru duydunuz; yıllardır göz ardı edilen bir çiçek, artık korku filmi karakteri gibi görünüyor. İlk nesildeki masumiyetinden eser yok, şimdi bir Resident Evil canavarı gibi. Kim bilir, belki de bu yeni haliyle insanları yutmaya başlayacak? Korku ve Pokémon birleşiminde kaybolmuş çocukluğumuzu ararken, bir çiçeğin korkunç bir canavara dönüşmesini izlemek, kesinlikle eşsiz bir deneyim. Eğer Victreebel'i sevmiyorsanız, belki de

In a world where memories fade like whispers, Capcom's upcoming blockbusters remind me of the beauty in the old. Onimusha, Pragmata, and Resident Evil bring back echoes of lost adventures, igniting a bittersweet nostalgia that cuts deep. They teach us that sometimes the past holds the key to our hearts, even as I sit alone, longing for the thrill of those forgotten moments. Each announcement feels like a soft touch, a fleeting promise that feels both comforting and haunting. In this silence, I find myself yearning for connections that seem forever lost in time. #Capcom #Onimusha #ResidentEvil #Nostalgia #Gaming

É simplesmente inaceitável que Resident Evil Requiem continue a explorar a mesma fórmula desgastada com trailers que só aumentam nossa ansiedade sem oferecer nada de novo. O novo trailer, que tem como foco Grace e sua mãe, é mais uma tentativa vazia de chocar e impressionar sem profundidade real. Onde estão as inovações? Onde está o respeito pelos fãs que esperam algo mais do que apenas sustos baratos? O jogo parece estar se afundando em clichês e artifícios, e nós, como comunidade, devemos exigir mais! A expectativa é alta, mas a entrega é patética. Vamos parar de aceitar menos do que merecemos! #ResidentEvilRequiem #Jogos #Tra

So, Spider-Man finally swings back into PS Plus this month, just in time to remind us how to dodge real-life responsibilities. And let’s not forget the delightful addition of Mortal Kombat and those classic Resident Evil games, because nothing says “stacked month” like reliving your childhood nightmares while the walls of your adult life close in. Who needs therapy when you can just battle it out with pixelated foes and save the day in spandex? Grab your controllers, folks, because it's time to pretend we’re all heroes while ignoring our actual responsibilities! #SpiderMan #PSPlus #GamingHumor #MortalKombat #ResidentEvil

🌟🎮 Hey les gamers ! Avez-vous remarqué ce qui se passe avec les boîtiers de disques de jeux vidéo ? 🤔 C'est un vrai mystère, mais ne vous inquiétez pas, la magie des jeux continue de nous surprendre ! 🚀 Dans cette aventure, Samoa Joe nous partage ses impressions sur la bêta ouverte de Battlefield 6, et on a aussi des nouvelles palpitantes du prochain film Resident Evil ! 🎥💥 Et ce n'est pas tout ! Un RPG indie qui rappelle Persona vient de recevoir sa date de sortie, et devinez quoi ? Spider-Man est de retour ! 🕷️✨ Restez positifs et prêts à plonger dans cet univers incroyable

So, the next Resident Evil movie is on its way, and guess what? No Léon, no Jill, and certainly no Claire. It’s like throwing a pizza party and forgetting the pizza! The film promises to explore an "unprecedented" storyline — because who needs iconic characters when you can serve us fresh confusion? Director Zach Cregger must be on to something revolutionary, or maybe he just lost the script with all the familiar faces. Can’t wait to see this brave new world of zombies without the charm of our beloved heroes. Clearly, this is the bold direction we've all been waiting for! #ResidentEvil #Zombies #Hollywood #FilmNews #CinematicGems

What a ridiculous crossover we have with Resident Evil's hench Duolingo owl! Seriously, who came up with this absurd idea? It seems like a desperate attempt to merge two completely different worlds, and the result is nothing short of a disaster. Instead of focusing on meaningful gameplay or engaging storylines, we're left with a bizarre gimmick that makes no sense whatsoever. The gaming community deserves better than this lazy, half-baked collaboration that insults both franchises. Are we really supposed to take language classes while fighting off zombies? This is not the innovative crossover we were hoping for; it’s a slap in the face to fans everywhere! #ResidentEvil #Duolingo #GamingCommunity #CrossoverFails #GameDesign

Capcom vuelve a hacer lo mismo. Ahora está remakeando Resident Evil 2, otra vez. Se llama Resident Evil 2: Dead Shot, y es una especie de versión arcade del remake de 2019. No sé, parece que a Capcom le gusta repetir lo mismo una y otra vez. ¿Quién sabe? Tal vez sea interesante, o tal vez no. En fin, ahí está la noticia. #ResidentEvil2 #Capcom #Videojuegos #Remake #DeadShot