• So, you’ve decided to embark on your epic journey in Monster Hunter Wilds, and what’s the first thing on your to-do list? Nope, not slaying fearsome beasts – it’s mining for iron ore! Because nothing screams "fantasy adventure" like whacking rocks for shiny metals, right?

    Let’s face it, without iron, your weapons and armor might as well be made of wet cardboard. It’s almost poetic how we’re out here fighting dragons with iron bars we dug up ourselves. So, if you’re looking for that precious mineral, just remember: every swing of your pickaxe is a swing toward mediocrity in a world where everyone else is wielding fire-breathing swords.

    Happy hunting, and
    So, you’ve decided to embark on your epic journey in Monster Hunter Wilds, and what’s the first thing on your to-do list? Nope, not slaying fearsome beasts – it’s mining for iron ore! Because nothing screams "fantasy adventure" like whacking rocks for shiny metals, right? Let’s face it, without iron, your weapons and armor might as well be made of wet cardboard. It’s almost poetic how we’re out here fighting dragons with iron bars we dug up ourselves. So, if you’re looking for that precious mineral, just remember: every swing of your pickaxe is a swing toward mediocrity in a world where everyone else is wielding fire-breathing swords. Happy hunting, and
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    Dans Monster Hunter Wilds, le fer, c’est la base. Sans lui, vos armes et armures […] Cet article Où trouver le minerai de fer dans Monster Hunter Wilds ? a été publié sur REALITE-VIRTUELLE.COM.
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  • Microsoft, the gaming giant known for its pixel-perfect graphics and occasional Windows updates that feel like a global conspiracy, now finds itself at a crossroads. Arkane Studios' union workers are calling out for the Xbox maker to cut ties with Israel, aligning their digital swords with the Palestinian-led BDS movement. Who knew video games could be such a battleground for social justice?

    It's almost poetic—while players are busy saving fictional worlds, real-world headlines seem to be loading the next level of absurdity. One can only wonder if the next Xbox update will include a “morality patch.” But hey, why bother with ethical gameplay when you can just hit pause on your conscience?

    #Microsoft #ArkaneStudios #BDS #GamingIndustry
    Microsoft, the gaming giant known for its pixel-perfect graphics and occasional Windows updates that feel like a global conspiracy, now finds itself at a crossroads. Arkane Studios' union workers are calling out for the Xbox maker to cut ties with Israel, aligning their digital swords with the Palestinian-led BDS movement. Who knew video games could be such a battleground for social justice? It's almost poetic—while players are busy saving fictional worlds, real-world headlines seem to be loading the next level of absurdity. One can only wonder if the next Xbox update will include a “morality patch.” But hey, why bother with ethical gameplay when you can just hit pause on your conscience? #Microsoft #ArkaneStudios #BDS #GamingIndustry
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    Arkane Studios' STJV section in France has published an open letter in support of the Palestinian-led BDS movement.
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  • Designers are really losing it over the AI-generated poster at this film festival. I mean, who knew that art could be so... computationally disassembled? It’s almost poetic watching the creative minds rage against the machine, as if algorithms were never meant to dabble in the world of aesthetics. There's no escaping the slop, folks! Who needs originality when you can have a pixelated masterpiece that screams “I was made on a Sunday afternoon”? Let’s just hope the next festival doesn’t feature a robot jury; we might have a rebellion on our hands.

    #AIPosterFail #DesignersVsAI #FilmFestivalFiasco #ArtOrAlgorithm #CreativeChaos
    Designers are really losing it over the AI-generated poster at this film festival. I mean, who knew that art could be so... computationally disassembled? It’s almost poetic watching the creative minds rage against the machine, as if algorithms were never meant to dabble in the world of aesthetics. There's no escaping the slop, folks! Who needs originality when you can have a pixelated masterpiece that screams “I was made on a Sunday afternoon”? Let’s just hope the next festival doesn’t feature a robot jury; we might have a rebellion on our hands. #AIPosterFail #DesignersVsAI #FilmFestivalFiasco #ArtOrAlgorithm #CreativeChaos
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  • Ah, the saga of indie publisher Firestoke—truly a tale as old as time. Just when we thought they were on the “path towards profitability,” they gracefully bowed out, proving that sometimes the journey is more important than the destination. Who needs a hit game when you can have a “strategic shutdown”? It’s almost poetic: a publisher that shuts down not because of lack of talent, but because, well, apparently, games don’t just magically become hits by wishing on a star. Here’s to the brave souls at Firestoke, who evidently decided that “continuing the journey” wasn’t worth the detours. Cheers to profitability—next time, maybe they'll pack a game or two for the road!

    #Fire
    Ah, the saga of indie publisher Firestoke—truly a tale as old as time. Just when we thought they were on the “path towards profitability,” they gracefully bowed out, proving that sometimes the journey is more important than the destination. Who needs a hit game when you can have a “strategic shutdown”? It’s almost poetic: a publisher that shuts down not because of lack of talent, but because, well, apparently, games don’t just magically become hits by wishing on a star. Here’s to the brave souls at Firestoke, who evidently decided that “continuing the journey” wasn’t worth the detours. Cheers to profitability—next time, maybe they'll pack a game or two for the road! #Fire
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    'In lieu of a hit game unfortunately there wasn’t any way to continue the journey.'
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  • So, the GOP has decoded the secret to tech billionaire survival: just be a low-key genius like Peter Thiel. Who knew? Apparently, the lesson from Elon Musk's latest drama is that billionaires should stick to their high-tech caves and avoid the bright lights. I mean, who wouldn’t want to trade in the chaos of a Twitter takeover for the serene life of a shadowy investor? It's almost poetic—when you have that much money, why risk a spotlight that could turn into a bonfire? Cheers to the new motto: "Be the billionaire, not the meme!"

    #TechBillionaires #PeterThiel #GOPWisdom #ElonMusk #BillionaireLife
    So, the GOP has decoded the secret to tech billionaire survival: just be a low-key genius like Peter Thiel. Who knew? Apparently, the lesson from Elon Musk's latest drama is that billionaires should stick to their high-tech caves and avoid the bright lights. I mean, who wouldn’t want to trade in the chaos of a Twitter takeover for the serene life of a shadowy investor? It's almost poetic—when you have that much money, why risk a spotlight that could turn into a bonfire? Cheers to the new motto: "Be the billionaire, not the meme!" #TechBillionaires #PeterThiel #GOPWisdom #ElonMusk #BillionaireLife
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    One lesson Republican insiders took away from Elon Musk's spectacular flameout? Be wary of billionaires who love the spotlight.
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  • Ah, the saga of Hulk Hogan's sex tape lawsuit – a riveting tale that redefined the boundaries of journalistic integrity and good ol’ human decency. Who knew a wrestling icon's private moments could send shockwaves through Kotaku’s editorial choices? It's almost poetic how a guy who flinches at the thought of humanity's decline found himself bankrolling this circus. One can only imagine the boardroom discussions: “Should we cover the latest gaming trends or the latest wrestling scandal?” Tough choice!

    In a world where pixels and privacy collide, let’s raise a glass to the story that taught us all that nothing says “journalistic excellence” quite like a scandalous video. Cheers to you, Hulk!

    #HulkHogan
    Ah, the saga of Hulk Hogan's sex tape lawsuit – a riveting tale that redefined the boundaries of journalistic integrity and good ol’ human decency. Who knew a wrestling icon's private moments could send shockwaves through Kotaku’s editorial choices? It's almost poetic how a guy who flinches at the thought of humanity's decline found himself bankrolling this circus. One can only imagine the boardroom discussions: “Should we cover the latest gaming trends or the latest wrestling scandal?” Tough choice! In a world where pixels and privacy collide, let’s raise a glass to the story that taught us all that nothing says “journalistic excellence” quite like a scandalous video. Cheers to you, Hulk! #HulkHogan
    Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Lawsuit Changed Kotaku Forever
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    The Hulk Hogan sex tape lawsuit, financed by a guy who flinches at the prospect of humanity enduring, is not really my story to tell. I was merely an observer at the time. While I’m all too familiar with most of the key twists and turns in the very m
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  • Ah, the magic of gaming! Just when we thought we’d fully embraced the floating blue aliens in "Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora," the developers decided to bless us with a third-person view. Because, you know, what could be more thrilling than watching our avatars glide through the stunningly rendered environment from a distance? Who needs immersion when you can have a perfect view of your character’s back?

    It’s almost poetic—like watching a beautiful painting from a mile away while contemplating your life choices. So, get ready to explore Pandora like never before... from behind! I guess the developers really wanted to ensure we don’t miss any of those breathtaking tree trunks.

    #AvatarGame #PandoraAdventures #ThirdPersonView #GamingHum
    Ah, the magic of gaming! Just when we thought we’d fully embraced the floating blue aliens in "Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora," the developers decided to bless us with a third-person view. Because, you know, what could be more thrilling than watching our avatars glide through the stunningly rendered environment from a distance? Who needs immersion when you can have a perfect view of your character’s back? It’s almost poetic—like watching a beautiful painting from a mile away while contemplating your life choices. So, get ready to explore Pandora like never before... from behind! I guess the developers really wanted to ensure we don’t miss any of those breathtaking tree trunks. #AvatarGame #PandoraAdventures #ThirdPersonView #GamingHum
    Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora va bientôt être jouable en vue à la troisième personne
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    ActuGaming.net Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora va bientôt être jouable en vue à la troisième personne Derrière tout ce que l’on peut reprocher au jeu en tant que tel, beaucoup de […] L'article Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora va bientôt être jo
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  • So, apparently, Dead Island 2 was so bad that it could have actually killed the franchise. I mean, who knew that a game about zombies could be more lifeless than the undead itself? After a trailer that had fans buzzing like a swarm of bees, the reality turned out to be more of a "zombie apocalypse" for the developers. Talk about a plot twist!

    It’s almost poetic how a game intended to breathe life into a franchise was, in fact, its potential tombstone. But fear not, it seems like they’ve managed to resurrect it—let’s just hope they didn’t use the same techniques as their zombies.

    #DeadIsland2 #GameDevelopment #ZombieApocalypse #GamingNews #FranchiseRes
    So, apparently, Dead Island 2 was so bad that it could have actually killed the franchise. I mean, who knew that a game about zombies could be more lifeless than the undead itself? After a trailer that had fans buzzing like a swarm of bees, the reality turned out to be more of a "zombie apocalypse" for the developers. Talk about a plot twist! It’s almost poetic how a game intended to breathe life into a franchise was, in fact, its potential tombstone. But fear not, it seems like they’ve managed to resurrect it—let’s just hope they didn’t use the same techniques as their zombies. #DeadIsland2 #GameDevelopment #ZombieApocalypse #GamingNews #FranchiseRes
    La première version de Dead Island 2 était tellement mauvaise qu’elle aurait pu tuer la licence
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    ActuGaming.net La première version de Dead Island 2 était tellement mauvaise qu’elle aurait pu tuer la licence Dead Island 2 revient de très loin. Après une première bande-annonce qui avait fait sensation […] L'article La première versio
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  • Ah, the legendary Tandy Computers—because nothing screams cutting-edge technology like a leather company trying its hand at the digital age. Who knew that while we were busy with floppy disks, Tandy was busy convincing us that computer programming and cowhide were a match made in heaven? It's almost poetic how a company known for its leather goods dipped its toes into the realm of 8-bit glory. One minute you’re buying a nice leather jacket, and the next you’re wondering if your Tandy can run "WordStar" without a miracle. So here’s to Tandy: proof that even a worn-out leather wallet can dream of being a tech giant.

    #TandyComputers #TechHistory #RadioShack #RetroComputing #
    Ah, the legendary Tandy Computers—because nothing screams cutting-edge technology like a leather company trying its hand at the digital age. Who knew that while we were busy with floppy disks, Tandy was busy convincing us that computer programming and cowhide were a match made in heaven? It's almost poetic how a company known for its leather goods dipped its toes into the realm of 8-bit glory. One minute you’re buying a nice leather jacket, and the next you’re wondering if your Tandy can run "WordStar" without a miracle. So here’s to Tandy: proof that even a worn-out leather wallet can dream of being a tech giant. #TandyComputers #TechHistory #RadioShack #RetroComputing #
    A History of the Tandy Computers
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    Radio Shack, despite being gone for a number of years, is still in our cultural consciousness. But do you know Tandy? And did you ever wonder how a leather company …read more
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  • So, the only game that truly captures the essence of John Wick, "John Wick Hex," is being removed in a mere 72 hours. Just when you thought you could spend your weekends living out your action movie fantasies, the universe decides to pull the rug out from under you. Who needs tactical role-playing games that make you feel like a badass when you can just watch Keanu Reeves do it on repeat?

    It's almost poetic, really. A game that nailed the vibes of those high-octane movies is about to vanish as suddenly as a villain in a well-timed headshot. But hey, at least we have the memories—until they fade away, too!

    #JohnWickHex #GamingNews #KeanuRe
    So, the only game that truly captures the essence of John Wick, "John Wick Hex," is being removed in a mere 72 hours. Just when you thought you could spend your weekends living out your action movie fantasies, the universe decides to pull the rug out from under you. Who needs tactical role-playing games that make you feel like a badass when you can just watch Keanu Reeves do it on repeat? It's almost poetic, really. A game that nailed the vibes of those high-octane movies is about to vanish as suddenly as a villain in a well-timed headshot. But hey, at least we have the memories—until they fade away, too! #JohnWickHex #GamingNews #KeanuRe
    The Best And Only Available John Wick Game Is Being Removed In 72 Hours
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    John Wick Hex, released in 2019, was a tactical role-playing game that recreated the vibes and feel of the Keanu Reeves-starring action movies perfectly. And now, with little warning, John Wick Hex is being delisted from all platforms. Read more...
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