
The Worst Fast Food Commercials Ever
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$5 billion. According to one recent survey, thats how much the fast food industry spends onadvertising in a single year. No wonder these chains feel so ubiquitous. Their marketing is everywhere; on billboards, onwebsites, and especially on broadcast and cable (and even some streaming) television.If you interact in the world in any way, it is inescapable.Because these companies spend so much, they can afford to get the best of the best advertisersmoney can buy; the creme de la Creamsicle, if you will. Even still, Madison Avenues best and brightest are not perfect, and throughout the fast food worlds history,they haveproduced somegenuinely bizarre commercials,including some that really push the boundaries of good taste, both in and out of their restaurants. Below, youll find 15 of the absolute worst. Theyre fun to watch but maybe not on a full stomach.McDonalds - The Original Ronald McDonaldAt this point, Ronald McDonald is instantly recognizable to generations of fast food patrons around the world. When he was first introduced in the early 1960s, Ronald McDonald was a weird-looking dude with a tray of food on his head. As if the O.G. Ronald wasntquirkyenough, hows this for some mind-boggling trivia: The original Ronald McDonald from these early ads was portrayed by Willard Scott, who went on to national fame as the weatherman on NBCsToday for decades. And you thought he was clowning around with those Smuckers segments.Kentucky Fried Chicken - Lie Detector TestColonel Sanders himself appears in this ad, strapped to a lie detector, while a group of women try touncover the secret to his proprietary spice blend. Even under interrogation, the Colonel refuses to yield his chicken information, and the whole thing ends with an unseen narrator unleashing an evil laugh. Is this an ad for fried chicken or a deleted scene fromThe Prisoner?McDonalds - Waste BasketsEventually, Ronald McDonald becamethe figurehead of a whole McDonaldlandfilled with oddball creatures like Birdie, the Hamburglar, and of course Grimace. Notevery McDonaldland resident became a famous character, though. In this genuinely nightmarish spot, Ronald McDonald introduces a couple of children to a pair of sentient garbage pails, encouraging them to feed the waste baskets... cause theyre hungry too! Uh, okay Ronald. Watch the kid closest to the baskets as theydance closer and closer. He looks worried thathes gonna be fed to the waste baskets.Burger King - Wheres Herb?Oddball pitchmen became all the rage in the early 1980s, thanks to ads like Wendys Wheres the Beef? and Dunkin Donuts Fred the Baker,with his perpetual refrain of Time to make the donuts! Burger King tried to carve out their own niche in that space with ... uh ... Herb. Who was ... a guy ... named Herb. In early ads, he was unseen but described as the one man alive who had never eaten a Burger King burger. That was followed by commercialslike the absurd one above, that had a whole musical ode to this rando named Herb.Then Burger King doubled down with further ads that offered discounts to anyone who tolda BK cashier Im notHerb. (If by some sad chance youwere actually named Herb, youwere instructedto say Im not the Herb youre looking for.) Later ads introduced a dweeby goofball with thinning hair and huge glasses, along with a contest where if you spotted Herb in your local Burger King you could win a cash prize. None of this boosted Burger King sales among non-Herbs; in fact, profits dropped while the Herb campaign was runningand thechain wound upjumping ship to a new advertising company.Rax - Mr. DeliciousOnce upon a time, hundreds of Rax restaurants dotted the United States. The chain sold a variety of foods roast beef primarily, but at various pointsit also offered things like pizza, tacos, and even adinner bar, which is like a pasta buffet but way wayclassier. Today, only a handful of Rax remain, a state of affairs that was exacerbated by their infamous Mr. D ads, in which a milquetoast animated pitchman promoted the restaurant in the most boring way imaginable.In one ad Mr. D complained he was a little overextended so it was a bonus that Raxs food was so cheap.In another, Mr. Dtalksexplains that heloves the drive-thru window because he just had some rather delicate surgery and it allows him to pick up his combo and drive ever so slowly over the speed bump.For some inexplicable reason, this did not boost sales.McDonalds - The Tooth FairyIn another truly odd McDonalds spot of yesteryear, Ronald McDonald reminisces aboutlosing his first tooth when he (in full clown costume) was visited by the Tooth Fairy, and received his first pair of big red shoes. Then Ronalds closet full of big red shoes springs to life and starts singing. Then the Tooth Fairy appears and asks adult Ronald if needs any socks and undies.Far be it from me to question the ad wizards who came up with this thing but ... like ... what does any of this have to do with food? Theres no mention of hamburgers or Happy Meals.Imagine presenting this commercial to a person who just stepped out of a fallout shelter for 50 years. If you asked them what was this ad promoting, do you think they could guess it? Theyd probably think this was for big red shoes! Or maybe better tooth care.Quiznos - Toasty TorpedoQuiznos is hardly the only fast food chain tolard its ads with shameless sexual innuendo. In this case, though, it just makes sense, Because, really, when you think about it, whats sexier thanshoving aphallic sandwich into a hot oven? Am I right, my dudes? High five!Thats not a rhetorical question that is the actual content of this commercial, with a sentient toasting oven speaking to a Quiznos employee and instructing him Put it in me, Scott (Its talking about a sandwich here, at least I thinkit is?) If there was any question what was going on, the oven then instructs poor Scott to repeat its instructions back, but to make it sexy. I just want to say everyone here at ScreenCrush wishes Scott a speedy recovery for all those second-degree burns on his dong.Burger King - Eat Like a SnakeCall me crazy, but Ive always thought a food commercial should makethe viewerwant to eat the food, not send them run screaming away from their television in horror.Yet that is the vibe of this Burger King ad, in which a man eats a Whopper like a snake, slithering on the floor and then distending his jaw to swallow the large sandwich whole.Whatever you do, do not attempt to make any of this make sense. That way lies madness.Quiznos - SpongmonkeysWhen Quiznos first burst onto the sandwich market, the fact that they toasted their subs helped garner them an enormous number of sales, and their early ads all focused on that one facet of their business. Then Quiznos competitors copied their gimmick, and the novelty of toasted subs began to wear off. So theircommercials needed another hook.The quest to find one led, as it inevitably does, to the Spongmonkeys, who were an online creation of animatorJoel Veitch, who had previously made a popular YouTube video with the strange, singing critters. He then created one just for Quiznos, with special lyrics about the glory of the shops warm sandwiches and pepper bar. Although the campaign did not last long, in recent years the sheer insanity of the spot has gone viral; a single 2019 tweet about the ad (with the text millennials dont own homes because this quiznos commercial put a hex on us as children) has been liked over 100,000 times. And it doesnt even have a pepper bar!McDonalds - The Dead DadREAD MORE: Americas #1 Fast Food Chain Is Closing StoresMcDonalds has had plenty of good and memorable commercials through the years; sometimesthe jingles from those oldadswill earworm their way back into my head out of nowhere because they were so darn catchy. (If reciting old McDonalds slogans is something youre interested in, what you want is what you get at ScreenCrush today.) This example from the U.K., though, ismemorable for all the wrong reasons. In it, a wayward teen asks his mother to tell him about hislate father, a trip down memory lane that culminates in a trip to Mickey Ds for aFilet-O-Fish sandwich. And wouldnt you know it? That was his dead dads favorite too.I sort of get what they were going for here; they want you to associate with family and traditions and bringing people closer together. Those are all reasonable ambitions for a fast-food commercial. But doing it in a way so heavily focused on death and absent fathers ... it doesnt exactly makemewant to eat a Filet-O-Fish, thats all Im saying.KFC - Colonel RoboCopDuring the late 2010s, KFCcast onecelebrity after another as the new version of the chains venerable mascot, Colonel Sanders.And they kept getting stranger and stranger; Darrell Hammond begat Norm Macdonald begat Billy Zane begat Rob Lowe begat Reba McEntire begat ... RoboCop? And not just any RoboCop; KFC actually brought back originalRoboCopstarPeter Weller to play the character in the ad. The results were trulybaffling. Whilemade by stoned people too.Burger King - Pok Ball RecallOof. In 1999, Burger King launched a major tie-in campaign forPokmon: The First Moviethat includes miniature toys that came packaged inside plastic containers that looked likePok Ball. Thats nothing new forPokmontoy, but for some reason, the shape and size of these specific Pok Balls was such that if a small child placed it overtheir nose and mouth they could suffocate and die. Burger King issued a voluntary recall, which they supported with ads like this one. Obviously this is not the sort ofcommercial you want associated with your fast food restaurant.Talk about a nightmare.Arby's - Italian BeefEveryone loves an anthropomorphic food mascot.Theyre cute, theyre funny, sometimes theygigglewhen you poke them in the belly. A good food mascot can mean a huge boost in sales. In 2003, Arbys tried their, uh, hand at creating their own mascot when they introduced a sentient oven mitt to their commercials. This one armed, no handed mittwas designed to hype the oven-roasted nature of Arbys beef (you gotta cook it in an oven, and you need a mitt for that, you see). Perhaps the whole oven mitt / oven roasted thing went over peoples heads; perhaps peoplecouldnt stop thinking about what would happen ifyouput the living oven mitt onyour hand and scorched him with a hot roasting pan. Either way, he vanished from Arbys advertising within a couple of years.KFC - Chicken CorsageSomehow this is not an April Fools joke, even though it debuted in April of 2014: A KFC chicken corsage you can wear just in time for prom. Apparently this campaign was amassive hit, and the florist that partnered with KFC to create this decorative item sold out of corsages, so that shows what I know about good advertising. All I know is Ive been trying to attach this chicken drumstick to mywatchfor the last 20 minutes andthe hot grease keeps burning my arm.Jack in the Box - Try My BowlsLook, Im not going to shame anyone who wants to try Jack in the Boxs bowls. You want to put Jacks bowls in your mouth? Go for it. You want to eat Jacks bowls? Dont let me stop you. Do youlike the intense aromawafting from Jacks bowls? Im genuinely happy for you. For me, these sorts of shamelessdouble entendresalways come across as kind of sad. Soa whole ad built around how the word bowls sounds a little like the word balls is a miss for me.Thats right, it does notbowl me over.Burger King - Moldy WhopperThis is another one where the concept makes sense on paper. You want to get across the idea that the Whopper doesnt contain preservatives, so you showit literally falling apart and growing mold through the use of time-lapse photography. In practice,youre just staring ata moldy cheeseburger, a sight thats more likely tomake you nauseous than hungry. Again, this is promoting an important element of a fast food item, andon some level,it iswell-executed. Its just so well-executed that it makes me want to go clean outthe expired food in the back of myfridge, not jump in my car and head to BK.Get our free mobile app90s Foods We Wish They Still MadeThese foods, drinks, and snacks from the 90s were all so great. Sadly, theyve all been discontinued.
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