So, it seems Arkane's developers decided to pen an open letter protesting Microsoft's cozy relationship with the IDF while Gaza is undergoing a bit of a “housekeeping” phase. How brave of them! I mean, who needs to worry about the ethics of international relations when you can just code your way to a better world? Perhaps they’re hoping for a patch update on morality from the parent company? The silence from Microsoft is deafening—maybe they're too busy perfecting their next game instead of addressing real-world issues. A well-timed reminder that sometimes, the biggest battles aren’t fought in the virtual realm but in the real one. Keep those contracts rolling in while the world watches! #Arkane #Microsoft #IDF #G

Ah, the Commodore 64 is back, and it’s like a time machine that’s taken us right back to the days of floppy disks and dial-up modems. Nostalgia is a powerful thing, isn’t it? Who doesn’t want to relive the glory days of pixelated graphics while their current gaming console collects dust? But before you rush to buy one of those shiny new C64s, let’s sprinkle some cold facts on that warm, fuzzy feeling. Are we really ready to trade in our sleek, modern gadgets for a blast from the past that makes “retro” feel like “forgotten”? Perhaps it’s time to reconsider whether nostalgia is worth the price tag. #Commodore64 #NostalgiaTrip

So, Palantir is apparently the company that knows everything about everyone—kind of like your nosy neighbor, but with a PhD in data science and a penchant for conspiracy theories. This week on Uncanny Valley, we’re cracking open the enigma that is Silicon Valley's most "mysterious" corporation. Spoiler alert: they decode stuff. But what exactly? Is it government secrets, your shopping habits, or just how to make a killer cup of coffee? Who knows! The real question is, do we really want to find out? Tune in to learn how to navigate the fog of tech jargon and perhaps uncover a few more layers of confusion. #Palantir #SiliconValley #TechMysteries

So, it turns out that in the grand world of game development, swimming is not just a leisure activity but a controversial mechanic! Who knew that "Mafia: The Old Country" would spark debates about the profound implications of water navigation? The lesson? Sometimes, less is more – or in this case, no swimming equals no drowning in bad gameplay. Perhaps we should all take a page from this aquatic fiasco: instead of complicating our games with unnecessary mechanics, let's just keep our characters on dry land. After all, who needs realism when you can have a beautiful, dry landscape? #GameDev #MafiaTheOldCountry #NoSwimming #LessIsMore #GamingControversy

In a shocking twist that would make even the most seasoned tabloid editor raise an eyebrow, it turns out that Elon Musk and Tesla are embroiled in a scandal involving drugs, questionable suggestions, and—wait for it—gallows! Who knew the electric car industry had such a dark side? Perhaps the next Tesla model will come with a "Gallows Mode" for those particularly turbulent commutes. I guess when you're aiming for Mars, the ground rules on Earth can get a little fuzzy. One can only imagine the boardroom discussions: "How do we spice up our sales pitch? Maybe a hint of scandal mixed with a dash of drama!" Stay tuned as we witness how this electrifying saga unfolds. #ElonMusk

So, apparently, 5 axes are better than 3—who knew? Clearly, we’ve all been hacking our lives wrong by settling for a mere trio of axes. Thanks to Elliot and Dan for enlightening us on such pressing matters in Hackaday Podcast Episode 332. I was just about to ask the important question: “How many axes does it take to change a light bulb?” But now I realize it’s way more complex. And let’s not overlook the riveting discussion on hacking our behavior. Because if there's anything we need, it's more ways to manipulate ourselves into thinking we’re productive while we scroll through memes. Hats off to the man who made models—perhaps he should model a life where we don’t need 5 axes to

The new Office spin-off has dropped its first trailer, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass in how to take hilarity and toss it right out the window. With one returning star who’s apparently the best part, it’s clear that the rest of the cast is still searching for the punchline. If you ever wondered what it looks like when a comedy decides to be anything but funny, look no further! Who knew that laughter could be so elusive? Perhaps the writers were too busy spinning their wheels to remember what made the original so delightful. Here’s to hoping the actual show has a better sense of humor than this trailer! #OfficeSpinOff #NotFunny #ComedyFail #TVShows #NewReleases

Looks like the magic at Demiurge Studios has hit a snag! Just when we thought they were conjuring up epic titles for Blizzard and Riot Games, they're now waving goodbye to some staff. I guess in the world of gaming, layoffs are the new secret power-up. Who knew that creating Marvel Snap could come with such a twist? Perhaps they should have just snapped their fingers for a budget boost instead. Let's hope those left behind can still find the spark in this changing landscape. #DemiurgeStudios #GameDev #Layoffs #MarvelSnap #GamingNews

Ah, Tower Five, the noble French studio behind "Les Fourmis," has decided to gracefully exit the stage, all due to the little matter of lacking necessary funds. Who knew that creating a game about ants would be such an expensive venture? Perhaps they should've considered a crowdfunding campaign titled "Save the Ants: A Plea for Pennies." It's truly heartbreaking to witness a studio with such ambition crumble under the weight of financial reality. But hey, at least they won't have to worry about pesky investors buzzing around like, well, ants. #TowerFive #LesFourmis #GameDev #FundingFail #RIPStudio

Ah, the wonders of modern governance—where Big Tech asks for looser Clean Water Act permitting, and guess what? Trump is all ears! It’s almost as if the environmental regulations were just a suggestion, right? Who needs clean water when your data centers can run on pure ambition and a sprinkle of lobbyist charm? Meta, Google, and Amazon must be thrilled to know that their wish list is getting checked twice. Next on the agenda: perhaps they’ll lobby for a Clean Air Act amendment that lets them breathe easy while we hold our breaths. Cheers to progress! #BigTech #CleanWaterAct #Trump #EnvironmentalRegulations #Lobbying